Yoga erections?

HardDon
HardDon Posts: 204
This is a serious issue, not sure if it's been discussed before. But how common is it for men to have massive erections while doing yoga? even if females are the last thing on your mind, there are certain poses where you just can't help it!

Usually I don't let it distract me from what I'm doing, but I would imagine this could be a problem if you're in a class doing it with other hippie women?
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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    01/10
    Would not read again.
  • ShellGetsFit
    ShellGetsFit Posts: 604 Member
    I'm sorry but LMAO!!! I need to see the responses to this! I can't say I've ever had this problem! :wink:
  • HardDon
    HardDon Posts: 204
    01/10
    Would not read again.

    at least he can read!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I just tape it down my thigh/knee and then it's no big deal.....
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    There are erections going up every where in the city, I don't see how it's a problem.
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    let me see.... so many funny moves doing yoga.... mmm wich position makes you feel like that....??? ommmm ommmm ommmm NAMASTE.....
  • Yoga is that exciting, huh?! Who would have thunk it. lol
    N.O is not needed for yoga, :wink:
  • 01/10
    Would not read again.

    Holy crap that was awkward. I've never laughed so loud at work.
  • EverlastBoston
    EverlastBoston Posts: 421 Member
    Shell really?..You've never had an erection?..LOL
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    I just tape it down my thigh/knee and then it's no big deal.....

    What kinda tape do you use? I hate pulling the tape off as it leaves the skin raw sometimes.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I just tape it down my thigh/knee and then it's no big deal.....

    What kinda tape do you use? I hate pulling the tape off as it leaves the skin raw sometimes.

    Electrical tape.....It gives a bit as it swells. Plus I use a sports pre-wrap like this:

    http://www.amazon.com/Mixed-Colors-Bulk-Prewrap-Athletic/dp/B006MIX7QI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366902304&sr=8-1&keywords=sports+pre+wrap
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I use my erection to hang my gym towel on, sometimes I'll hang my water bottle off of it.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Quit doing the missionary pose.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Hit it with a club so it stays down.
  • ShellGetsFit
    ShellGetsFit Posts: 604 Member
    Shell really?..You've never had an erection?..LOL

    Not that I've noticed...better keep a better eye on this! LOL
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Hit it with a club so it stays down.

    Wow, no penis for me but I just flinched reading this
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    Hit it with a club so it stays down.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I use my erection to hang my gym towel on, sometimes I'll hang my water bottle off of it.

    gym towel -
    300px-RecycleTowelWashcloth-Intro.jpg

    water bottle (on the right) -

    img_1236.jpg
  • TheWinman
    TheWinman Posts: 684 Member
    This is a serious issue, not sure if it's been discussed before. But how common is it for men to have massive erections while doing yoga? even if females are the last thing on your mind, there are certain poses where you just can't help it!

    Usually I don't let it distract me from what I'm doing, but I would imagine this could be a problem if you're in a class doing it with other hippie women?

    in before the lock!

    The erection while on a elliptical thread did not last more than a few hours. lol
  • ShellGetsFit
    ShellGetsFit Posts: 604 Member
    Just think of it as your own personal salutation to the class
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    Hit it with a club so it stays down.

    club

    club-on-cards.jpg
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I use my erection to hang my gym towel on, sometimes I'll hang my water bottle off of it.

    gym towel -
    300px-RecycleTowelWashcloth-Intro.jpg

    water bottle (on the right) -

    img_1236.jpg

    Awww shucks! Kicks dirt!
  • k8eekins
    k8eekins Posts: 2,264 Member
    This is a serious issue, not sure if it's been discussed before. But how common is it for men to have massive erections while doing yoga? even if females are the last thing on your mind, there are certain poses where you just can't help it!

    Usually I don't let it distract me from what I'm doing, but I would imagine this could be a problem if you're in a class doing it with other hippie women?

    Clearly many won't take too kindly to your sharing, but it's perfectly natural ~ effectively non-orgasmic sexual energy. A male friend of mine and my sister's shared that his wife accused him of cheating on her because of yoga and because she'd heard that he'd always had erections during the am class.

    Expanding, controlled and redirected flows of energy ... And it's a beautiful thing.
  • MsP90X
    MsP90X Posts: 1,053 Member
    Just think of it as your own personal salutation to the class

    ^^this is priceless!
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    I just tape it down my thigh/knee and then it's no big deal.....

    What kinda tape do you use? I hate pulling the tape off as it leaves the skin raw sometimes.

    Electrical tape.....It gives a bit as it swells. Plus I use a sports pre-wrap like this:

    http://www.amazon.com/Mixed-Colors-Bulk-Prewrap-Athletic/dp/B006MIX7QI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366902304&sr=8-1&keywords=sports+pre+wrap

    Strangely turned on...
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Just go with a gym buddy and take care of it in the locker room before hand.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Hit it with a club so it stays down.

    Don't hurt it. Try positive reinforcement. I'm sure it'll cooperate.
  • JHarr454
    JHarr454 Posts: 50 Member

    The erection while on a elliptical thread did not last more than a few hours. lol

    If it lasts more than 4, seek a doctor's attention immediately.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    How massive we talkin? :flowerforyou:
  • TheWinman
    TheWinman Posts: 684 Member

    The erection while on a elliptical thread did not last more than a few hours. lol

    If it lasts more than 4, seek a doctor's attention immediately.



    :drinker:
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