Are you a good kisser?

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  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    Mad oral skills(or so i'm told).

    yes. :love:
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    If i just lick your face is that okay?

    idk ive never kissed anyone

    Lies :noway:
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Everyone I have kissed has told me I am the worst kisser they ever met. Kind of offensive, you know? I kick them out at that point. That's part of the reason I'm still a virgin.
    Until July.
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    Of course i am. I have been practicing on my hand forever. Now I am just waiting for someone to kiss me so I can rock their world with my kissing skills.

    Where does the line form?
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Everyone I have kissed has told me I am the worst kisser they ever met. Kind of offensive, you know? I kick them out at that point. That's part of the reason I'm still a virgin.
    Until July.

    You better not insult my kissing skillz, that's all I'm saying.
  • JJordon
    JJordon Posts: 857 Member
    Hell yeah.
  • JusticeGirl25
    JusticeGirl25 Posts: 703 Member
    I want to say yes.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I want to say yes.

    But?
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    Everyone I have kissed has told me I am the worst kisser they ever met. Kind of offensive, you know? I kick them out at that point. That's part of the reason I'm still a virgin.
    Like this?
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  • SatchGallamax
    SatchGallamax Posts: 549 Member
    My husband and I waited to have our first kiss on our wedding day. And now we are bound by the sanctity of marriage forever. So... guess I'll never know.
  • JusticeGirl25
    JusticeGirl25 Posts: 703 Member
    I want to say yes.

    But?

    But I haven't been kissed by a guy in about a year so....
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Had a guy kiss me once...his tongue, hard as steel, drove into my mouth with this fierce, stabbing, in and out motion, as if he was recreating the sexual act with his tongue. That was the worst kiss I ever got. I was so strongly repelled I wanted to run out of the room!

    He was challenging you for kissing dominance. You lost.

    He lost more in the long run. Lol!

    But he was able to raise his hands in the air and give a gorilla-ish roar to assert his victory!! (I may or may not have done this victory move before.)

    And completely missing the look of horror on my suddenly green-tinged face, yes.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    If i just lick your face is that okay?

    idk ive never kissed anyone :ohwell:

    no

    and

    i don't believe you
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Everyone I have kissed has told me I am the worst kisser they ever met. Kind of offensive, you know? I kick them out at that point. That's part of the reason I'm still a virgin.
    Until July.

    You better not insult my kissing skillz, that's all I'm saying.
    I'm not concerned with how you kiss...
  • OfficerFuzzy
    OfficerFuzzy Posts: 222 Member
    It's one of the saddest truths that I'll never be able to kiss myself.
    Makes me depressed just thinking about it.
    That's how good I am. :glasses:
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
    Yes.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Everyone I have kissed has told me I am the worst kisser they ever met. Kind of offensive, you know? I kick them out at that point. That's part of the reason I'm still a virgin.
    Until July.

    You better not insult my kissing skillz, that's all I'm saying.
    I'm not concerned with how you kiss...

    This will work just fine.
  • kanvas92
    kanvas92 Posts: 7
    it's not how you kiss, it's more like why you do it in the first place

    a slap or two is good if he/she don't get it right, but eventually they'll learn.

    and for the ones that don't...

    please slap em' till' they beautiful ha:laugh:

    had to say this joke i love it
  • Sharkington
    Sharkington Posts: 485
    Yes, but I feel one can only be a good kisser if both people are. If I am getting my face sucked like a sea bass, or tongue massaging all my teeth, then it really doesn't matter and I am probably not feeling up to being a good kisser - bleh.
  • Nightterror218
    Nightterror218 Posts: 375 Member
    Of course
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    I want to say yes.

    But?

    But I haven't been kissed by a guy in about a year so....

    It's been quite a while for me too. Two years to be exact. My ex told me I am, but I really don't know.
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    It's one of the saddest truths that I'll never be able to kiss myself.
    Makes me depressed just thinking about it.
    That's how good I am. :glasses:

    I'd like to watch you try...
  • Justjamie0418
    Justjamie0418 Posts: 1,065 Member
    So I have been told? No complaints?

    But really,
    I dont even like kissing.

    Unless I am drunk, then I love kissing.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Everyone I have kissed has told me I am the worst kisser they ever met. Kind of offensive, you know? I kick them out at that point. That's part of the reason I'm still a virgin.
    Like this?
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    He's kissing the snot out of her! :sick:
  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
    Why don't you get over here and find out hot stuff. :smooched:
  • deemartin2
    deemartin2 Posts: 168 Member
    I'd like to think so, I haven't been told otherwise. :)
  • lbmore33
    lbmore33 Posts: 1,013 Member
    Everyone I have kissed has told me I am the worst kisser they ever met. Kind of offensive, you know? I kick them out at that point. That's part of the reason I'm still a virgin.
    Until July.

    You better not insult my kissing skillz, that's all I'm saying.

    I'm not concerned with how you kiss...

    This will work just fine.


    come a lil closer....you tell me...{{winks}}
  • Rachaelluvszipped
    Rachaelluvszipped Posts: 768 Member
    Actually, yes :wink:
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Why don't you get over here and find out hot stuff. :smooched:

    Ok, I had to creep your profile. :blushing: speaking of hot stuff...
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    i'm terrible.

    I can help you become better :wink: :wink: