Are you a good kisser?

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  • wardamn3agle
    wardamn3agle Posts: 80
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    I'm horrible at kissing. I don't know what to do with my hands. I make animal noises and I've been compared to the sound of a wet mop on the floor. But my penis? HUGE.


    Im kidding. Its really small
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
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    Had a guy kiss me once...his tongue, hard as steel, drove into my mouth with this fierce, stabbing, in and out motion, as if he was recreating the sexual act with his tongue. That was the worst kiss I ever got. I was so strongly repelled I wanted to run out of the room!

    So I'm not the only one. I had one of these. It was...not cute.


    As for myself, I think I'm ok. Haven't had much opportunity in a while. A long while. :grumble:
  • theuber
    theuber Posts: 51
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    I'm horrible at kissing. I don't know what to do with my hands. I make animal noises and I've been compared to the sound of a wet mop on the floor. But my penis? HUGE.


    Im kidding. Its really small

    Roflol! Well, your sense of humor makes up for all of your short comings.... :laugh:
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
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    I'm horrible at kissing. I don't know what to do with my hands. I make animal noises and I've been compared to the sound of a wet mop on the floor. But my penis? HUGE.


    Im kidding. Its really small

    Roflol! Well, your sense of humor makes up for all of your short comings.... :laugh:

    I was going to make a joke out of this last post, but I don't wanna get my first ever warning :happy:
  • theuber
    theuber Posts: 51
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    I'm horrible at kissing. I don't know what to do with my hands. I make animal noises and I've been compared to the sound of a wet mop on the floor. But my penis? HUGE.


    Im kidding. Its really small

    Roflol! Well, your sense of humor makes up for all of your short comings.... :laugh:

    I was going to make a joke out of this last post, but I don't wanna get my first ever warning :happy:

    My joke was inadvertent, even! I didn't notice the word play until I submitted it. :laugh:
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    I'm horrible at kissing. I don't know what to do with my hands. I make animal noises and I've been compared to the sound of a wet mop on the floor. But my penis? HUGE.


    Im kidding. Its really small

    Lol! Nice. :laugh:
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
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    Come here and tell me.
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
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    No idea! My last bf was the only guy I've ever kissed, and I was the only girl he'd kissed, so we had nothing to compare it to. I remember I didn't like kissing him at first, but we definitely got better with time ;)
  • 5erious
    5erious Posts: 469
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    lol
  • 5erious
    5erious Posts: 469
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    I'm horrible at kissing. I don't know what to do with my hands. I make animal noises and I've been compared to the sound of a wet mop on the floor. But my penis? HUGE.


    Im kidding. Its really small

    Roflol! Well, your sense of humor makes up for all of your short comings.... :laugh:

    I was going to make a joke out of this last post, but I don't wanna get my first ever warning :happy:

    I was gonna make a penis joke but its too long
  • highheeldiva01
    highheeldiva01 Posts: 1,206 Member
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    im a wonderful kisser :D
  • StabR80
    StabR80 Posts: 320 Member
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    I am fantastic..so I have been told.
  • VeganSurfer
    VeganSurfer Posts: 383 Member
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    Definitely
  • LittleButMightyOne
    LittleButMightyOne Posts: 117
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    I have been complimented on it. I like to think I'm fairly good at it.
  • Jaylello
    Jaylello Posts: 212 Member
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    Hope so
  • blytonrocks
    blytonrocks Posts: 183 Member
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    Hope so

    are you practicing? :)
  • Jaylello
    Jaylello Posts: 212 Member
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    I need someone to practice with...
  • jffrydale
    jffrydale Posts: 32 Member
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    lol
  • jffrydale
    jffrydale Posts: 32 Member
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    About a year?...Their loss..
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,679 Member
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    I'm a fantabulous kisser...too bad I don't get enough making out time anymore!!!

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