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The Bridge

Vallandingham
Vallandingham Posts: 2,177
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
A man on his motorccycle was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I , and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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  • aunienue
    aunienue Posts: 416
    At the risk of slighting the "Sisterhood" - good one, I actually thought while reading it, I know where this one is headed.... :laugh:
  • AndreeT
    AndreeT Posts: 191
    HA!! LOL! Too funny! :laugh:
  • PoeRaven
    PoeRaven Posts: 433 Member
    Very good! Thanks for the morning chuckle...
    Have a fabulous day! :flowerforyou:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,462 Member
    Like
  • rhstyles
    rhstyles Posts: 36
    :laugh: :laugh: Too funny
  • Crysta1976
    Crysta1976 Posts: 184 Member
    Perfect! :smile:
  • Crysta1976
    Crysta1976 Posts: 184 Member
    Perfect! :smile:
  • Kudzu
    Kudzu Posts: 87 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks!!:drinker:
  • TropicalKitty
    TropicalKitty Posts: 2,298 Member
    HA! I just sent that to the bf and his best friend.

    Is it sad that I was wondering if God was going to put rest stops on the bridge?
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    HA! I just sent that to the bf and his best friend.

    Is it sad that I was wondering if God was going to put rest stops on the bridge?

    :laugh: :laugh: Only a woman would ask that question. God bless ya. No, not sad at all. :laugh: :laugh:
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