May I suggest... You'll lose 20 pounds in a week!

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MoveitlikeManda

tyrantduck wrote: »

Don't forget
- No carb
- Lemon water
- Brush teeth when hungry
- and last but not least: SLIM FAST!

LMAO!!! SLIM FAST! I remember that!

lmao i did slim fast for a month and GAINED weight! that stuff is loaded with sugar and tastes like crap anyway!

I actually like the coffee late one lol
My dad also gained weight when doing slim fast (around 25years ago now) on the advice of his doctor who swore by the stuff

sytchequeen

drop_it_like_a_squat wrote: »

Seriously, WTF is oatmeal water?

I'm glad you asked - it does not sound good!

sytchequeen

dotcomee wrote: »

Hi! Do you recognize this tub of crap?
That's me, three-and-a-half weeks ago! Since then, I've lost 155 pounds!
Yes, you heard me right! I lost 155 pounds in less than three weeks!

How did I lose all that gross fat? By combining the miracle of technology with ordinary street junkies! Producing this: Jimmy Tango's Fat Busters!

It's this simple: wear my patented vibrating heat-bead suit, then jam an unbelievable amount of pure, raw crystal meth into your system! You might ask, "Isn't crystal meth illegal?" You bet! But my scientist, Dr. Cody, spends his days in a tin shed deep inside a small canyon outside San Bernadino, constantly altering the scientific formula of a bathtub crank that keeps us one step ahead the law, and keeps you one step ahead of the fat farm! Fatties, here's my promise: wear my vibrating heat beads, while blasting down handfuls of crrystal meth, and you'll drop weight so fast you'll lose your mind!

Any questions?

Shut up and take my money!

PaulaWallaDingDong

katiey1123 wrote: »

TorrizzleWillSizzle wrote: »

Ill get shunned for saying this but here goes :
I did HCG for 2 months and lost about 30lbs, it was hard but I did it. I got pregnant 1/2 through the second round and had to quit but I didn't gain any of the weight back after giving birth. It was waaaay expensive and I wouldn't do it again because of that but I don't regret doing it either.

I did try diet pills, slim fast, fasting and nothing worked. I'm back here so I don't have to rely on anything but me to lose weight and get healthy And really oatmea water... i don't even like regular oatmeal let alone oatmeal water!!!

Hi!! Can you please explain about HCG? I'm curious!!

If anyone is selling you HCG, they are lying to you and/or breaking the law, selling you fake drops. Real HCG is not effective as a weight loss aid, and it's illegal in the US to market it as such. It's supposed to be used in conjunction with a 500 calorie diet. Gee, I wonder how the weight loss happens.

newheavensearth

Things done or recommended:

Hydroxycut- gave me a massive nosebleed during a workout because of a blood pressure spike
Suggested to get surgery
Magic weight loss oil
Faulty OMAD diet- this person's version is extra value meals, multiple candy bars, and bags of chips, obviously exceeding their calorie limit because they're still gaining weight to this day. It's calories folks, not meal frequency!
Vegan or vegetarianism with no portion control
HCG
Food combining
Green smoothie cleanse
Special K diet

But... Weight watchers actually worked. Just tired of all the program changes.

xxzenabxx

EpicMeyri wrote: »

Oh I forgot to mention Herbal Life! http://www.herbalife.com/global
You replace two meals with their shakes or whatever.. Yea My mom and aunts did it for about 4 months! Lost SO much weight... after 4 months! Gained back and more!!

My parents did Herbalife...they're still overweight. Infact they're both diabetics

ladyreva78

KateTii wrote: »

I don't think this one can be repeated enough...

AmyOutOfControl

A friend convinced me to try a juice fast with her once. It was the worst 6 hours of my life.

grinning_chick

sytchequeen wrote: »

drop_it_like_a_squat wrote: »

Seriously, WTF is oatmeal water?

I'm glad you asked - it does not sound good!

Google 'Atholl Brose' if alcohol is not verboten for you/your diet. Oatmeal water has its uses.