If you're feeling old and fat, just remember -

stumblinthrulife

...in the grand scheme of things, you are a statistically irrelevant amount of matter, in existence (at least in the form that you call 'you') for a statistically irrelevant amount of time.

http://scaleofuniverse.com/
http://hereistoday.com/

TylerJ76

Oh gee thanks..

SoViLicious

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

_crafty_

Take your statistics and GTFO.

I matter.

Mainebikerchick

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

*LICK* I sure do!!

DontStopB_Leakin

I bet you're popular at parties.

Hi_Im_Jess

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

LMAO I was saying this in my head earlier today

silvergurl518

meanie.

TylerJ76

Take your statistics and GTFO.

I matter.

This.

pastryari

diodelcibo

Lies my carbon is better...

JessieJanie

:frown:

stumblinthrulife

I bet you're popular at parties.

I try to leave my nihilistic tendencies at the door.

auroranflash

#suicide

Contrarian

Thank you. That made me feel much better. I was feeling some pressure, and I now realise that nothing I do matters. What a relief!

JeepBaja

TeachTheGirl

This thread is about me, isn't it.

mleech77

stumblinthrulife

This thread is about me, isn't it.

Yes.
















Who are you, again?

Thomasm198

HowieTwoPointZero

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

cmcollins001

AuddAlise

A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?

:bigsmile:

AuddAlise

I honestly though this was going to say "at least your above the ground today".

auroranflash

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Oh, I love this story! My daddy used to read it before bed! Tell it again, please!

HeelsAndBoxingGloves

:noway:

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

BeachGingerOnTheRocks

My Wheaties suddenly feel damp. And yellow.

:frown:

Dead_Darling

:brokenheart:

Ramberta

Why is everyone acting as if this is some sort of heartbreaking revelation? Of course nothing we do matters.

However, that isn't going to stop me from losing this weight. Because I may be an insignificant speck in the universe...

But I am going to be a DAMN FINE speck.

cmcollins001