Dear Levi's

punkisdead83

Dear levi's, we've shared some good times and you've been faithful to me for 2 long years. But in true *kitten* fashion I've traded you in for a younger slimmer model.

Went from a 52 down to a 48

mego07

the only time i will agree that its better to go for slimmer and younger. Way to go!

kimosabe1

AWESOME! congrats!

UrnAsh

Awesome!

flobeedoodle

Dear punkisdead83,

I'll never regret the time we spent together, but I agree, it is time for us both to move on. I've been feeling really constricted, almost claustrophobic, from the tight belt you've brought into our relationship. I know the belt was supposed to cinch things, to make them better, but really, I've just felt like you were trying to change me. I'm glad we ended it before things got too ugly, before something unforgivable happened, like an elastic panel sewn in my back to hold things closed. I will always remember you fondly, but please, take me to the Goodwill, and let me make someone else as happy as we once made each other.

Best wishes,
Your Levi's

punkisdead83

Dear punkisdead83,

I'll never regret the time we spent together, but I agree, it is time for us both to move on. I've been feeling really constricted, almost claustrophobic, from the tight belt you've brought into our relationship. I know the belt was supposed to cinch things, to make them better, but really, I've just felt like you were trying to change me. I'm glad we ended it before things got too ugly, before something unforgivable happened, like an elastic panel sewn in my back to hold things closed. I will always remember you fondly, but please, take me to the Goodwill, and let me make someone else as happy as we once made each other.

Best wishes,
Your Levi's

Thank you for this, Made my night.

iamspdd

This all made me smile.

luckydays27

I am glad you upgraded. Soon the upgrade will get replaced again, but it will not take two years.

CONGRATS!

lizlovestrees

woohoo! Great job

FaerieCae

Fantastic, well done! Lol to the reply from the Levi's.

slim133lbs

congratulations!!!

demonlullaby

congrats!

doctordee955

Great job on getting a "younger, slimmer" model. I'm jealous and I know when the boss lady reads this later she will get the wrong end of the stick and make me sleep on the couch, I actually fit on now.

wickedwendy6

Dear punkisdead83,

I'll never regret the time we spent together, but I agree, it is time for us both to move on. I've been feeling really constricted, almost claustrophobic, from the tight belt you've brought into our relationship. I know the belt was supposed to cinch things, to make them better, but really, I've just felt like you were trying to change me. I'm glad we ended it before things got too ugly, before something unforgivable happened, like an elastic panel sewn in my back to hold things closed. I will always remember you fondly, but please, take me to the Goodwill, and let me make someone else as happy as we once made each other.

Best wishes,
Your Levi's

Instantly love you!

KANGOOJUMPS

GOOD FOR YOU!~

Lovinglish

Love it, great job

ilovedeadlifts

as long as you never wear these:

debbie389

Dear punkisdead83,

I'll never regret the time we spent together, but I agree, it is time for us both to move on. I've been feeling really constricted, almost claustrophobic, from the tight belt you've brought into our relationship. I know the belt was supposed to cinch things, to make them better, but really, I've just felt like you were trying to change me. I'm glad we ended it before things got too ugly, before something unforgivable happened, like an elastic panel sewn in my back to hold things closed. I will always remember you fondly, but please, take me to the Goodwill, and let me make someone else as happy as we once made each other.

Best wishes,
Your Levi's

Fantastic sense of humour. :laugh:

Great job on your loss.

punkisdead83

as long as you never wear these:

Pssh I got 5 pairs on order.