Numbers & Things

HealthyChanges2010

246 toothpicks spilled on the floor w/4 left in the box :laugh: :laugh:




RainMan! Any idea how long I've been waiting for 246 to come? :smokin:

ah heh, it's true, I'm easily entertained:flowerforyou:

HealthyChanges2010

ah never mind:flowerforyou:

mommared53

247 hors d'oeuvres made using the toothpicks.

CasperO

248 hors d'oeuvres eaten (I ate all of them, and I was eating fast, and I got a cucaracha by mistake :drinker: :sick: :sad: :blushing: :bigsmile: ).

immacookie

249 tastes of liquor to go with the hors d'oeuvres

wolf23

250 burps...after consuming all the liquor and hors d'oeuvres.

mommared53

251 "excuse me"s said. One after each burp and one extra just in case. :laugh:

HealthyChanges2010

252 more patrons waiting in line for another round of hor d'oeveres, cocktails and appetizers while the busboy is picking up more spilled toothpicks in the backroom.

wolf23

253 complaints from the patrons waiting in line for their hor d'oeveres, cocktails and appetizers because it is taking too long and they are short one busboy who should be helping serve, but is too busy picking up toothpicks.

HealthyChanges2010

254 ppl complaining, most while waiting in line for their hor d'oeveres, cocktails and appetizers because it is taking too long and they are short one busboy who should be helping serve, but is too busy picking up toothpicks. (253 being customers, 1 being the busboy himself as he lost all but one finger due to a frat house drinking game 3 months earlier.)



You all are a RIOT!!! :drinker:

mommared53

255 stitches used to attach the donated fingers to the busboy's hand after the doctors found a suitable match from a car crash victim who's family member was one of the people standing in line for their hors d'oeveres, cocktails and appetizers.

HealthyChanges2010

256 ppl in a huff leaving after the health inspector shuts the place down.

mommared53

257 people out of jobs after the health inspectors shut the place down.

HealthyChanges2010

258 newspapers sold that morning to the out of work employees

mommared53

259 people hotfooting it to the employment office.

HealthyChanges2010

260 ppl desperately looking for parking meters.

HealthyChanges2010

261 wondering why I'm playing games by myself.

HealthyChanges2010

262 lightbulbs to light up the St. Louis Archway (ok, way more but..did the best I could with no sleep)

HealthyChanges2010

263 purple haired trolls in homes in the 1970's

HealthyChanges2010

264 GI Joe's also in those homes in the late 60's

HealthyChanges2010

265 57 Chevys parked in front of homes that have the purple haired troll dolls in them.

wolf23

266 parking tickets issued to the people who parked illegally when going to the unemployment office in their purple chevys with a purple haired troll hanging from their rearview mirrors.

courtney_love2001

267 meter maids who hate his/her life but are glad that they aren't one of the crazy purple-haired people...:bigsmile:

mommared53

268 dollars each purple haired troll person had to pay for their parking ticket.

HealthyChanges2010

269 parking tickets paid off in record time!:grumble:

wolf23

270 people grumbling because they have no money to buy hor d'oeuvres and liquor

HealthyChanges2010

271 ppl in town robbing the liquor stores

immacookie

272 reasons why I'd rather be back at the shore

courtney_love2001

273 cups of coffee that I am going to need to get through this horrible week...

immacookie

274 letters I type on my poor abused keyboard