Kegels aren't enough anymore!

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  • gracielynn1011
    gracielynn1011 Posts: 726 Member
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    I just don't know what to say!
  • BeinAwesome247
    BeinAwesome247 Posts: 257 Member
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    Am I the only one that wonders what that would feel like?!?

    I sometimes Wonder what it's like to do the helicopter!

    OMG, Me too! Please, enlighten us. We all know you do it.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    At what point in your twisted life does that even cross you mind to try.....

    It was in Russia. That should give you a clue.

    Are you suggesting that in Soviet Russia the Vaginas crush you?
  • ilovedeadlifts
    ilovedeadlifts Posts: 2,923 Member
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    What? This isn't normal? I use 50lb weights and can rip a man in half.

    lets get married
  • 81greeniblonde
    81greeniblonde Posts: 156
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    I... don't really know what to say to this... maybe some of us just keep our fit vagina's to ourselves? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    yes... keep your vagina to yourself, never ever share with anyone ...

    As opposed to demonstrating it's strength to the world... But personally, I think I could lift more. :smile:
  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
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    I got as far as the phrase "super-ripped box" and lost it.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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    Phrases I didn't expect to read while breaking for lunch today: "floppy vajayjay" and "super-ripped box."

    Did she just find a wooden egg with a rope and say, "I wonder if I shove this where the sun don't shine, can I lift some weights?" :huh: :noway:
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    What? This isn't normal? I use 50lb weights and can rip a man in half.

    how you doing?
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    That's one tough snatch.

    you saying that is so HOT!!!!!
  • BeinAwesome247
    BeinAwesome247 Posts: 257 Member
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    omg I just watched the youtube video on my phone.....lmfao....wow....no words - I'm .... wow....having balls of steel
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    That right there is perfect snatch technique.
  • deja_blu
    deja_blu Posts: 359 Member
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    What man would put their *you know what* inside her *you know what*?
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    What man would put their *you know what* inside her *you know what*?

    All of them.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
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    At what point in your twisted life does that even cross you mind to try.....

    It was in Russia. That should give you a clue.

    *kitten* if I move to Russia am I going to be required to do this?!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    I... don't really know what to say to this... maybe some of us just keep our fit vagina's to ourselves? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    yes... keep your vagina to yourself, never ever share with anyone ...

    As opposed to demonstrating it's strength to the world... But personally, I think I could lift more. :smile:

    Perhaps you can add it into your workout routine... Monday Shoulders, Tuesday legs, Wednesday Rest, Thursday Chest, Friday Box
  • Ashwee87
    Ashwee87 Posts: 695 Member
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    o.O
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    What man would put their *you know what* inside her *you know what*?

    All of them.

    QFT x10000000
  • yourenotmine
    yourenotmine Posts: 645 Member
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    Sometimes there are no words...
  • 81greeniblonde
    81greeniblonde Posts: 156
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    I... don't really know what to say to this... maybe some of us just keep our fit vagina's to ourselves? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    yes... keep your vagina to yourself, never ever share with anyone ...

    As opposed to demonstrating it's strength to the world... But personally, I think I could lift more. :smile:

    Perhaps you can add it into your workout routine... Monday Shoulders, Tuesday legs, Wednesday Rest, Thursday Chest, Friday Box

    Done! Will make good use of my crotchless yoga pants.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Sometimes there are no words...

    Oh there are, but most of them will either get asterisked out or earn you a strike

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