Kegels aren't enough anymore!

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    That right there is perfect snatch technique.
  • deja_blu
    deja_blu Posts: 359 Member
    What man would put their *you know what* inside her *you know what*?
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    What man would put their *you know what* inside her *you know what*?

    All of them.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    At what point in your twisted life does that even cross you mind to try.....

    It was in Russia. That should give you a clue.

    *kitten* if I move to Russia am I going to be required to do this?!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    I... don't really know what to say to this... maybe some of us just keep our fit vagina's to ourselves? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    yes... keep your vagina to yourself, never ever share with anyone ...

    As opposed to demonstrating it's strength to the world... But personally, I think I could lift more. :smile:

    Perhaps you can add it into your workout routine... Monday Shoulders, Tuesday legs, Wednesday Rest, Thursday Chest, Friday Box
  • Ashwee87
    Ashwee87 Posts: 695 Member
    o.O
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    What man would put their *you know what* inside her *you know what*?

    All of them.

    QFT x10000000
  • yourenotmine
    yourenotmine Posts: 645 Member
    Sometimes there are no words...
  • 81greeniblonde
    81greeniblonde Posts: 156
    I... don't really know what to say to this... maybe some of us just keep our fit vagina's to ourselves? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    yes... keep your vagina to yourself, never ever share with anyone ...

    As opposed to demonstrating it's strength to the world... But personally, I think I could lift more. :smile:

    Perhaps you can add it into your workout routine... Monday Shoulders, Tuesday legs, Wednesday Rest, Thursday Chest, Friday Box

    Done! Will make good use of my crotchless yoga pants.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Sometimes there are no words...

    Oh there are, but most of them will either get asterisked out or earn you a strike
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    I prefer my vaginas to be girly and flowery looking.
  • Dr_Flo
    Dr_Flo Posts: 465
    She may be able to lift weights .. but can she do this?

    High-School-Bully-GIF.gif

    The classic Pony throw!

    YES!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    At what point in your twisted life does that even cross you mind to try.....

    It was in Russia. That should give you a clue.

    *kitten* if I move to Russia am I going to be required to do this?!

    It's required to even get into the country!
  • SquidandWhale
    SquidandWhale Posts: 259
    I hope the egg was well waxed.

    I think I'll stick with the not having kids things and regular old kegels to prevent a prolapse.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    Am I the only one that wonders what that would feel like?!?

    I sometimes Wonder what it's like to do the helicopter!

    OMG, Me too! Please, enlighten us. We all know you do it.

    Who doesn't? Girls have boobs, guys can do the helicopter... although, personally I feel that we got the 'shaft' in this deal. :bigsmile:
  • Hadabetter
    Hadabetter Posts: 942 Member
    That's one tough snatch.
    :laugh:
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Am I the only one that wonders what that would feel like?!?

    I sometimes Wonder what it's like to do the helicopter!

    OMG, Me too! Please, enlighten us. We all know you do it.

    Who doesn't? Girls have boobs, guys can do the helicopter... although, personally I feel that we got the 'shaft' in this deal. :bigsmile:

    Ah, that's punny!
  • elledeery
    elledeery Posts: 866
    If I were a guy I wouldn't want to have angry sex with her, she'd crush your bird!
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    Kinda disappointed. I was hoping this was a "I pissed myself" thread. :bigsmile:
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
    no. just no.
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    I can see it now.....honey do you mind? I could use some orange juice.....
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    What man would put their *you know what* inside her *you know what*?

    All of them.

    YUP
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    What? This isn't normal? I use 50lb weights and can rip a man in half.

    how you doing?

    Ummmm, after looking at your pics...how I am doing is awesome and what I am doing is practicing my kegels.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Am I the only one that wonders what that would feel like?!?

    Nope.
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    What? This isn't normal? I use 50lb weights and can rip a man in half.

    how you doing?

    Ummmm, after looking at your pics...how I am doing is awesome and what I am doing is practicing my kegels.

    Shush you wicked woman, just shush.... LOL
  • Liatush
    Liatush Posts: 627 Member
    Well, I'm relieved she's using a condom... lord knows we wouldn't want to see if the egg can get her pregnant... lol
  • Success1984
    Success1984 Posts: 11 Member
    Hilarious
  • pucenavel
    pucenavel Posts: 972 Member
    Men don't like bulky vaginas.

    speak for yourself
  • GrnEyz80
    GrnEyz80 Posts: 121
    Afraid to open the link at work lol

    Same here!! I want to see what everyone is talking about....but...sounds like it isn't exactly "work appropriate!

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