Looking for a partner . . .

Cr01502
Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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That I'm not attracted to or have nothing in common with.

Really, I just want to spend my life picking up there self esteem and patting them on the back. I want to respond to 30 texts a day reassuring them that I like them.

Oh and if they're attractive I certainly don't want that because then they're definitely shallow and all they care about is fitness.

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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    DAMN!!! Guess I'm $H!T outta luck then! :sad:
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    Fail.
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
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  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    I would help you out but you're attracted to me. Sorry.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Will you tell me I'm beautiful even when I'm gorging myself on bacon and ice cream and haven't moved from the couch for a week?
  • Cassandra2oh6
    Cassandra2oh6 Posts: 15
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    HAHAHAA!!!
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Will you tell me I'm beautiful even when I'm gorging myself on bacon and ice cream and haven't moved from the couch for a week?

    Oh certainly!

    And if you're getting to big in your clothes I'll insist that they shrunk in the dryer!

    :flowerforyou:
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I'm sorry I am so fappable.

    Iulia, I suggest we go lesbian.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    Only in if you'll make a series of creepy montages of how our future children might look.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Will you tell me I'm beautiful even when I'm gorging myself on bacon and ice cream and haven't moved from the couch for a week?

    Oh certainly!

    And if you're getting to big in your clothes I'll insist that they shrunk in the dryer!

    :flowerforyou:

    They DO shrink in the dryer. I mean, I did 3 whole days of 30 Day Shred and they still got tighter! And, by the way, I have unlimited texting, so no need to limit the texts to 30/day.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    That I'm not attracted to or have nothing in common with.

    Really, I just want to spend my life picking up there self esteem and patting them on the back. I want to respond to 30 texts a day reassuring them that I like them.

    Oh and if they're attractive I certainly don't want that because then they're definitely shallow and all they care about is fitness.

    ooh ooh pick me!

    wait. don't.

    oh I am so confused.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    I'm sorry I am so fappable.

    Iulia, I suggest we go lesbian.
    I agree. We 2 strong women who don't need no man.
  • BreakinTheChains
    BreakinTheChains Posts: 381 Member
    Will you tell me I'm beautiful even when I'm gorging myself on bacon and ice cream and haven't moved from the couch for a week?

    Oh certainly!

    And if you're getting to big in your clothes I'll insist that they shrunk in the dryer!

    :flowerforyou:
    I think I peed a little :) this is hilarious..
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Good sarcasm is so hard to find anymore. It's always so trite and easy these days.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Fail.

    Speaking of fail, how is Chasinpavment these days? I never see you around anymore.


    Oops. *her. I never see *her around anymore. :wink:
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I'm sorry I am so fappable.

    Iulia, I suggest we go lesbian.
    I agree. We 2 strong women who don't need no man.

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  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Will you tell me I'm beautiful even when I'm gorging myself on bacon and ice cream and haven't moved from the couch for a week?

    Oh certainly!

    And if you're getting to big in your clothes I'll insist that they shrunk in the dryer!

    :flowerforyou:
    I think I peed a little :) this is hilarious..

    Did you see the discussion on vaginal exercises? Might help with that.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Why are you so picky???

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  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Have you tried your local bus terminals?
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    They DO shrink in the dryer. I mean, I did 3 whole days of 30 Day Shred and they still got tighter! And, by the way, I have unlimited texting, so no need to limit the texts to 30/day.

    Oh you're definitely my cup of tea!

    If I don't respond to your texts right away are you going to accuse me of sleeping with other people or not loving you enough?

    Will you threaten me with bodily harm if I ever try to leave you?
  • BreakinTheChains
    BreakinTheChains Posts: 381 Member
    Will you tell me I'm beautiful even when I'm gorging myself on bacon and ice cream and haven't moved from the couch for a week?

    Oh certainly!

    And if you're getting to big in your clothes I'll insist that they shrunk in the dryer!

    :flowerforyou:
    I think I peed a little :) this is hilarious..

    Did you see the discussion on vaginal exercises? Might help with that.
    I missed that one, but did catch the DEPENDS commercial the other night.. I will look into that :)
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    They DO shrink in the dryer. I mean, I did 3 whole days of 30 Day Shred and they still got tighter! And, by the way, I have unlimited texting, so no need to limit the texts to 30/day.

    Oh you're definitely my cup of tea!

    If I don't respond to your texts right away are you going to accuse me of sleeping with other people or not loving you enough?

    Will you threaten me with bodily harm if I ever try to leave you?

    I hate tea. I only consume diet beverages. I'm trying to lose weight here!

    If you don't respond right away, I won't accuse you. I will KNOW you are cheating on me and don't love me enough. I mean people who love eachother wait by the phone, right?!

    If you ever try to leave me, I won't threaten you. I'll simply lock you up and MAKE you love me. :flowerforyou:
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    Will you tell me I'm beautiful even when I'm gorging myself on bacon and ice cream and haven't moved from the couch for a week?

    Oh certainly!

    And if you're getting to big in your clothes I'll insist that they shrunk in the dryer!

    :flowerforyou:
    I think I peed a little :) this is hilarious..

    Did you see the discussion on vaginal exercises? Might help with that.
    Men should do kagels too.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Oh my gawd. You stopped responding. Don't you like me? It's because I'm fat, isn't it. You think I eat too much and don't do enough around the house. :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Oh my gawd. You stopped responding. Don't you like me? It's because I'm fat, isn't it. You think I eat too much and don't do enough around the house. :sad: :sad: :sad:

    No way babe. I was just getting a beer from the fridge real quick and then I cam back to the computer.

    I pinky swear princess.

    You know you're the only one for me.

    :flowerforyou:
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Oh my gawd. You stopped responding. Don't you like me? It's because I'm fat, isn't it. You think I eat too much and don't do enough around the house. :sad: :sad: :sad:

    No way babe. I was just getting a beer from the fridge real quick and then I cam back to the computer.

    I pinky swear princess.

    You know you're the only one for me.

    :flowerforyou:

    :noway:

    :sad:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    You shouldn't date someone that is attractive because they will probably be ugly on the inside (like if you cut them open). And I've heard that the ugly comes out when they open their mouth. So, that's a little tip for you. You're Welcome!

    Edit: I forgot to say that a person cannot be both slender and have a pretty face. Pretty much anything that is attractive about a person will be counteracted by something unattractive. It's just science.
  • MarioLozano16
    MarioLozano16 Posts: 319 Member
    wut

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