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    Post-coital snack

    Posts: 1,312 Member
    edited January 23 in Chit-Chat
    So today, I said "**** it" to my calorie goals, macronutrient goals, and any aspirations of eating healthy. I do this approximately once every two weeks, not that I particularly plan on it. It just happens, I am human.

    After engaging in some hedonistic activities (that probably only burned a few dozen calories lol), I decided to further descend into decadence by making a plate of nachos -- shredded chicken, salsa verde, pepper jack cheese, and tortilla chips, nuked in the microwave to gooey perfection. Hlagghglhglhgl.

    C'mon, I want to hear about the worst (best) thing you've eaten immediately after sex. Please don't go into graphic sex details, I would like this thread not to be locked :tongue: this thread is about FOODgasms!!

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    • Posts: 2,844 Member
      Chipotle
    • Posts: 1,543 Member
      A pint of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia Ice Cream.
    • Posts: 4,251 Member
      A big ole' drink and night night.

      Oddly enough, it's no cookie after nookie for me.
    • Posts: 1,349 Member
      I've been known to give her some orange juice during a break. I don't want her getting dehydrated after all.
    • Posts: 2,486 Member
      CUPCAKES!!!!!

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    • Posts: 1,606 Member
      Honey buns! #PunIntended
    • Posts: 7,010 Member
      after coitus my wife is so full she couldn't possibly have anything else..
    • Posts: 1,349 Member
      lol
    • Posts: 373 Member
      after coitus my wife is so full she couldn't possibly have anything else..

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,486 Member
      after coitus my wife is so full she couldn't possibly have anything else..

      She doesn't want McDonalds???

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    • Posts: 1,312 Member
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      She doesn't want McDonalds???

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      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,312 Member
      after coitus my wife is so full she couldn't possibly have anything else..

      Hahahah! Good answer :tongue:
    • Posts: 3,763 Member
      Eat? I could barely stand, let alone make something to EAT. Now THAT man deserved a d*** sandwich!
    • Posts: 1,312 Member
      I've been known to give her some orange juice during a break. I don't want her getting dehydrated after all.

      We can't have that! :laugh: I generally try to keep a cup of water by the bed for this reason :tongue:
    • Posts: 1,312 Member
      Eat? I could barely stand, let alone make something to EAT. Now THAT man deserved a d*** sandwich!

      Props to your man! Jelly legs means a job well done. :laugh:
    • Posts: 294 Member
      Sleep... LOL
    • Posts: 2,486 Member
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      Props to your man! Jelly legs means a job well done. :laugh:

      ^^^^^^^^ AMEN
    • Posts: 2,890 Member
      Just some H2O and zzzzzzz :blushing:
    • Posts: 141 Member
      2k3pl2.jpg

      Otherwise, a very tall very cold glass of water and bowl of dry cereal, brought back to bed with me and eaten ravenously.
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      Whisky. Because it's also good before.

      And during.

      And after.

      On the rocks.
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Peaches....I could eat a peach for hours....
    • Posts: 6,490 Member
      I like to eat first :wink:
    • Posts: 2,833 Member
      It's been years since I had sex, but as I recall I generally cuddled up and went to sleep afterwards...who the hell wants to EAT after that? Ruins the afterglow.
    • Posts: 1,626 Member
      what about things we eat during?
    • Posts: 124 Member
      Oh my gosh! This post is hilarious! The comments are awesome! I won't even put my answer down because nothing can top what is already posted, lmao! :smokin:
    • Posts: 1,671 Member
      It varies between ice cream and scrambled eggs with cheese.

      I haven't done the touch since I started this whole lifestyle change but I imagine it hasn't varied much.
    • Posts: 4,463 Member
      Pretty sure I had a Diet Coke last time. It was about as exciting as what came before it. ;)
    • Posts: 2,177 Member
      RU486 ( for my wife of course )
    • Posts: 2,170 Member
      Food? No. Sleep ;)

      Bazinga!
    • Posts: 6,998 Member
      Chocolate Hostess Zinger. Hits the spot.
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