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Why is snarting primarily a female phenomenon?

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Someone just wanted to use snarting.
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Squats + farting = squarting?
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
    I have a problem with peezing.

    BUSTED OUT LAUGHING (because I know EXACTLY what you're talking about)

    Haha... yes.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I know why. It's because men don't even bother to try to hold them in. Women try real hard to do a kegel to keep it in until a more dignified opportunity for release presents itself, but then all of a sudden the sneeze is impending and you just can't do a holding sneeze and kegel at the same time....sooooooOOOOOOO SNART! There it is.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Gotta steer clear of those bosons unless your bulking brah - higgs bosons are the elementary mass-carrying subatomic particle so they're great for putting weight on fast.
  • LeenaRuns
    LeenaRuns Posts: 1,309 Member
    Squats + farting = squarting?

    I squart all the time.
  • Katina3333
    Katina3333 Posts: 259 Member
    Oh... I thought the sneeze was to disguise the sound of the fart.
  • Samenamenewlook
    Samenamenewlook Posts: 296 Member
    I have a problem with peezing.

    BUSTED OUT LAUGHING (because I know EXACTLY what you're talking about)

    Haha... yes.

    :laugh:
  • fitnh
    fitnh Posts: 238 Member
    So when I fart while doing crunches, is it called funching?
    Or perhaps crarting?

    When I fart during yoga, it would be yogarting...
    I believe that is yorting.
    You could be right... :)

    LMAO.....too funny!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I don't know, maybe it's related to those commercials about how women pee when they sneeze. I've had two children and I can sneeze without peeing. Every time I sneeze I am very proud of my accomplishment, and I think "Yeah, that's right, I just sneezed 3 times in a row and I didn't pee. Is someone going to make a commercial about that!" :tongue:
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
    I have a problem with peezing.

    me too :grumble:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    So when I fart while doing crunches, is it called funching?
    Or perhaps crarting?

    When I fart during yoga, it would be yogarting...
    I believe that is yorting.
    You could be right... :)

    LMAO.....too funny!

    I may not be able to eat yogurt anymore. Just sayin'.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I don't know, maybe it's related to those commercials about how women pee when they sneeze. I've had two children and I can sneeze without peeing. Every time I sneeze I am very proud of my accomplishment, and I think "Yeah, that's right, I just sneezed 3 times in a row and I didn't pee. Is someone going to make a commercial about that!" :tongue:

    I know right, only the negative stuff gets attention. On a serious tip though, I can sneeze without peeing, but laughter is a whole nother story, sometimes I think I should put a pantiliner before logging on to do my foods on MFP.
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    Because women are better multi taskers.

    I guess youre proud of this one eh? You should be. Love it. LOL
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    sneezing and farting at the same time HMMMMMMMMMM
    i dont do that
  • FitnessCharl
    FitnessCharl Posts: 166
    I have just peezed,,, must dash
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    So when I fart while doing crunches, is it called funching?
    Or perhaps crarting?

    When I fart during yoga, it would be yogarting...

    Dont yogart that pose, my friend
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    dem proton bars brah

    unpossible. I stick to electron bars. Better for my sodium/potassium levels.

    I find neutron bars to be more balanced

    Never trust an Atom... they make up EVERYTHING...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Squats + farting = squarting?

    My son has hearing loss, and he was sitting in the living room playing on his DS while I was working out. I was totally lettin' 'em fly, and he had no clue! I'm so mean. :bigsmile:
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    When I fart during yoga, it would be yogarting...

    Dont yogart that pose, my friend
    Now you know why the "happy baby" is happy... Best done in the open air...

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