Drink alcohol for fast weight loss?

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  • longtimeterp
    longtimeterp Posts: 614 Member
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    You never hear much about the dreaded "salad belly," do you?

    okay i will give you that's a TROOF!
  • aakaakaak
    aakaakaak Posts: 1,240 Member
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    Alcohol tends to dehydrate you.

    Yup.

    Yea. You can also lose weight throwing up into the toilet
    Does it have to be into the toilet?

    Nope, you can do it on the floor, then burn even MORE calories cleaning it up!

    Bonus points if you throw up while cleaning up your throw up.
  • longtimeterp
    longtimeterp Posts: 614 Member
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    Nope, you can do it on the floor, then burn even MORE calories cleaning it up!

    Bonus points if you throw up while cleaning up your throw up.

    Oh yeah, ive gotten that bonus before!
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
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    I do not miss my twenties. I can't drink without projectile vomiting. I was never a good drinking buddy, esp. if I was a car passenger. (And we won't discuss that whole cab/vomit incident :noway: )
  • Garlicmash
    Garlicmash Posts: 208
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    when you weigh you're self the scales are showing from 2 to 3 days before booze or not.
    the only other reason is constipation or water retention for some reason.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Don't know if I actually lose weight, but I KNOW I look better when I am drunk. I even take more clothes off than I normally would.

    Here's to booze!
  • crista_b
    crista_b Posts: 1,192 Member
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    Don't know if I actually lose weight, but I KNOW I look better when I am drunk. I even take more clothes off than I normally would.

    Here's to booze!
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  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
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    thats the stupidest thing ive evr heard
    drinking alcohol makes u gain weight
    and it kills u and ruins your liver
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
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    Alcohol tends to dehydrate you. Maybe that's what's causing the weight fluctuations?
  • Rarity2013
    Rarity2013 Posts: 196 Member
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    You never hear much about the dreaded "salad belly," do you?

    okay i will give you that's a TROOF!

    That may be true, but if I knew how to add pictures, I would add that picture of the dude rocketing down a set of stairs on a piece of cardboard holding a beer, with the caption "alcohol- because no great story starts with a salad".
  • longtimeterp
    longtimeterp Posts: 614 Member
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    thats the stupidest thing ive evr heard
    drinking alcohol makes u gain weight
    and it kills u and ruins your liver

    my liver function are great, and did you not read the study from nih i posted earlier about how it DOES NOT necessarily make you gain weight
  • longtimeterp
    longtimeterp Posts: 614 Member
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    Don't know if I actually lose weight, but I KNOW I look better when I am drunk. I even take more clothes off than I normally would.

    Here's to booze!

    HERE HERE! maybe the scale looks better the next morning cause im still a little drunk too?

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