I became a Calorie Dictator in my sleep...

MommaChocoLatte · May 2013

Ok so... I have a pretty hard time falling asleep at night so I take Ambien. Which usually makes for some interesting stories especially when I am extra tired to begin with. And I also talk in my sleep when I'm extra tired. Combine the two and well... yeah LOL. I woke my husband up last night about 2 hours after I fell asleep because I was talking in my sleep. I was saying the following in sort of a sing song voice:

"There's no calories for you, no calories for you, no calories for you, no calories for you and you and you and you and you and you."

He said he asked me if I knew what I just said and he said I repeated it. Then he asked why I said it and I responded, "'Cuz I'm cute?

:laugh:

mercina22 · May 2013

LMAO!! Too funny Good to know im not the only one who dreams about this stuff too!! I once told my wife whlie i was sleeping that i dont have enough calories left for dinner and that the cake was trying to get me to eat it..

quirkytizzy · May 2013

I actually LOL'd. This is awesome! :laugh:

BigBrunette · May 2013

Too funny! "Calorie dictator" should be a real job.

MommaChocoLatte · May 2013

LOL I was dying laughing.. of course it was all over facebook the instant it happened and we laughed about it all day at work.

MommaChocoLatte · May 2013

LMAO!! Too funny Good to know im not the only one who dreams about this stuff too!! I once told my wife whlie i was sleeping that i dont have enough calories left for dinner and that the cake was trying to get me to eat it..

Oh my... that is so awesome LOL!

MyChocolateDiet · May 2013

I'm like droooool laughing. this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO farking haylarious!!!

NO calories for you,a nd y ou and you and you OMG i can't even type. ahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!