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I became a Calorie Dictator in my sleep...

MommaChocoLatte
MommaChocoLatte Posts: 389 Member
edited January 23 in Chit-Chat
Ok so... I have a pretty hard time falling asleep at night so I take Ambien. Which usually makes for some interesting stories especially when I am extra tired to begin with. And I also talk in my sleep when I'm extra tired. Combine the two and well... yeah LOL. I woke my husband up last night about 2 hours after I fell asleep because I was talking in my sleep. I was saying the following in sort of a sing song voice:

"There's no calories for you, no calories for you, no calories for you, no calories for you and you and you and you and you and you."

He said he asked me if I knew what I just said and he said I repeated it. Then he asked why I said it and I responded, "'Cuz I'm cute?

:laugh:

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  • mercina22
    mercina22 Posts: 446 Member
    LMAO!! Too funny Good to know im not the only one who dreams about this stuff too!! I once told my wife whlie i was sleeping that i dont have enough calories left for dinner and that the cake was trying to get me to eat it..
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    I actually LOL'd. This is awesome! :laugh:
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    Too funny! "Calorie dictator" should be a real job.
  • MommaChocoLatte
    MommaChocoLatte Posts: 389 Member
    LOL I was dying laughing.. of course it was all over facebook the instant it happened and we laughed about it all day at work.
  • MommaChocoLatte
    MommaChocoLatte Posts: 389 Member
    LMAO!! Too funny Good to know im not the only one who dreams about this stuff too!! I once told my wife whlie i was sleeping that i dont have enough calories left for dinner and that the cake was trying to get me to eat it..

    Oh my... that is so awesome LOL!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I'm like droooool laughing. this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO farking haylarious!!!

    NO calories for you,a nd y ou and you and you OMG i can't even type. ahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
  • BrittanyMegan88
    BrittanyMegan88 Posts: 670 Member
    HAHAHA!! Ahh! That is soo funny!!
  • BrittanyMegan88
    BrittanyMegan88 Posts: 670 Member
    It's even funnier that your not even giving anyone a little bit, just none for everybody!
  • ApocalypticFae
    ApocalypticFae Posts: 217 Member
    LOL.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    I literally just lol'd
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    :laugh: very cute
  • MommaChocoLatte
    MommaChocoLatte Posts: 389 Member
    It's even funnier that your not even giving anyone a little bit, just none for everybody!

    I know right? You can haz none! LOL! We're all still giggling. Im so not living this one down for awhile lol,
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