Crankstr

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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    In the pleading


    try harder.

    Hey - I am! I am!

    working on my apology :bigsmile:

    :laugh:
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    h21FF1D15

    bwahahahaha...I LOVE this...totally stealing it.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.

    I just slipped some Frangelico in my coffee -- party on folks.

    SO, at what point do I get to take advantage of you love?
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Poor homer it's OK don't cry
    Jules' boobies are locked up...bye bye
    You've still got your youporn
    Your palms still will be worn
    But use lube don't rub it out dry

    Pshhhh. Whatevs. X-Hamster. Not youporn.

    I am all about the dry rub. Lube is for losers.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.

    I just slipped some Frangelico in my coffee -- party on folks.

    SO, at what point do I get to take advantage of you love?

    Oh Kev, aren't you a busy boy... :wink:
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,007 Member
    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    Haha. It's all good......
    Only someone who actually is would be offended.....nice work.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    Haha. It's all good......
    Only someone who actually is would be offended.....nice work.

    I'm offended.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    Alright... you win the limerick contest!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
    How do I sign up for this? I gave my credit card # and authorized the monthly payments of 19.95 and so far nothing....
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.

    I just slipped some Frangelico in my coffee -- party on folks.

    SO, at what point do I get to take advantage of you love?

    Oh Kev, aren't you a busy boy... :wink:

    Well, I am in love with her. :shrug:
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    I'd have to rate this thread a 10/10!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)


    LMFAO Awesome;)
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 476 Member
    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    OMG...this one is the best!!! (Sorry, Homer....yours were funny, too. ;)
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)



    Brilliant.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    OMG...this one is the best!!! (Sorry, Homer....yours were funny, too. ;)

    I agree, no apology needed. It is not a competition. We all win when making fun of Jac.
  • Ivian_
    Ivian_ Posts: 276 Member
    The is an MFP hottie named Jules
    Who sent a scandalous picture to some fool
    When will Jac learn, too bad
    He's a total *kitten*
    But we all know he is a tool

    The is?

    bad and bag don't even rhyme.

    ....try again.


    They are close enough....

    OK. Fine.

    Jac should have kept his mouth closed
    Now the rest of Jule's male friends are hosed
    She'll send no more pics
    Cause Jac is a big d!ck
    Like the black one he frequently blows


    OMG ♥
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    Haha. It's all good......
    Only someone who actually is would be offended.....nice work.

    Or those who've lived with it their whole life and are resigned to the fact they can't do anything about it.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Jac wanted nude pictures from Cranky
    then asked for some hanky panky
    she deleted him
    on a spur, on a whim
    And now he just has to wanky.
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    This is awesome lol
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    See what I started.... no no no....no thanks needed.

    I just sit back and enjoy my creation. All with a simple limerick.

    :happy:
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Thank you all for the poetry accolades. I would compile them all in one quote but I'm too frickin' dumb to know how. And thank you Jac for not hunting down my puny lil' *kitten* and giving me the beating I probably deserve.

    Now, back to the disparaging..............
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    I'm too old for this sh1t but here goes:

    Jules woke up h0rny one day!
    She sent out some nudes to say "Hey"
    Jac started to cry
    And it turned into why
    No more will be coming his way!
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Yes.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,007 Member
    Thank you all for the poetry accolades. I would compile them all in one quote but I'm too frickin' dumb to know how. And thank you Jac for not hunting down my puny lil' *kitten* and giving me the beating I probably deserve.

    Now, back to the disparaging..............

    Please....If I hunted you down it would be to give you a high five. Nice work. :D
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    << Crankstr fan here :)
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster

    cont:

    So Jac did all that he could
    to make his punk *kitten* look good
    he started a thread
    about the girl he should bed
    but she knows he can't bring the wood

    so he decided to the very best thing
    and he went out and bought a big ring
    oh not for her finger
    and if you do linger
    I'll tell where he put all that bling

    He put it right on his nob
    and now it stood straight as a cob
    of corn in July
    and Crankster said "Hi!"
    and now Jac no longer sobs
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster

    cont:

    So Jac did all that he could
    to make his punk *kitten* look good
    he started a thread
    about the girl he should bed
    but she knows he can't bring the wood

    so he decided to the very best thing
    and he went out and bought a big ring
    oh not for her finger
    and if you do linger
    I'll tell where he put all that bling

    He put it right on his nob
    and now it stood straight as a cob
    of corn in July
    and Crankster said "Hi!"
    and now Jac no longer sobs

    last verse is the best.

    andrew, if you ever leave your wife (which i sincerely hope you won't do), then you're MINE.

    well, i woke up to see old jac whining
    apparently for nudes he'd been pining
    crankstr said NO!
    grumpy cat was jac's foe
    "heeere's jac"--what is this, the shining??
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster

    cont:

    So Jac did all that he could
    to make his punk *kitten* look good
    he started a thread
    about the girl he should bed
    but she knows he can't bring the wood

    so he decided to the very best thing
    and he went out and bought a big ring
    oh not for her finger
    and if you do linger
    I'll tell where he put all that bling

    He put it right on his nob
    and now it stood straight as a cob
    of corn in July
    and Crankster said "Hi!"
    and now Jac no longer sobs

    last verse is the best.

    andrew, if you ever leave your wife (which i sincerely hope you won't do), then you're MINE.

    well, i woke up to see old jac whining
    apparently for nudes he'd been pining
    crankstr said NO!
    grumpy cat was jac's foe
    "heeere's jac"--what is this, the shining??

    Sorry Jac! She's better at this than you.

    You're just not going to win Jules back with this terrible poetry!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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