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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.

    I just slipped some Frangelico in my coffee -- party on folks.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    I haven't had my caffeine yet.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.

    I just slipped some Frangelico in my coffee -- party on folks.

    You....I like your style.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
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  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    Poor homer it's OK don't cry
    Jules' boobies are locked up...bye bye
    You've still got your youporn
    Your palms still will be worn
    But use lube don't rub it out dry
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    Now I have to know: did she take you back?

    Not only did she take me back....she sent me the FR.

    did you get a new pic along with it?
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    I feel so bad for people that have no idea what's going in this one...
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
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    She never sends me nudes :angry: :cry:
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
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    Leave my cranky alone!!! :angry:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Poor homer it's OK don't cry
    Jules' boobies are locked up...bye bye
    You've still got your youporn
    Your palms still will be worn
    But use lube don't rub it out dry

    Y'all need to work on your limerick skillz!

    In the bonney old land of MFP
    Jules messaged her boobs for all to see
    The secret was let out
    Which made Homer and Jac pout
    And now her FL is minus three
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dumbarses...Jules is awesome.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    Poor homer it's OK don't cry
    Jules' boobies are locked up...bye bye
    You've still got your youporn
    Your palms still will be worn
    But use lube don't rub it out dry

    Y'all need to work on your limerick skillz!

    In the bonney old land of MFP
    Jules messaged her boobs for all to see
    The secret was let out
    Which made Homer and Jac pout
    And now her FL is minus three

    Us? You didn't even do it right. Line 1,2, and 5 are supposed to have 7,8,or 9 syllables (all the same).....Line 3 and 4 have 5 or 6. Yours are as follows:

    1 - 10
    2 - 9
    3-6
    4-7
    5 - 9


    Back to the drawing board.....
  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
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    h21FF1D15
    I LOLed at this.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Now I have to know: did she take you back?

    Not only did she take me back....she sent me the FR.

    Not buying that. I heard what she said about you...
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    Damn you East Coast people. I always miss the fun. :grumble:
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
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    Us? You didn't even do it right. Line 1,2, and 5 are supposed to have 7,8,or 9 syllables (all the same).....Line 3 and 4 have 5 or 6. Yours are as follows:

    1 - 10
    2 - 9
    3-6
    4-7
    5 - 9


    Back to the drawing board.....

    Haikus have these rules
    That dictate your sentence length
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  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
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    I assume this has something to do with your unexpected deletion? :glasses:

    this sounds like a medical condition.
    :laugh:

    Jacwhite, I think you're pretty darn funny. Sorry someone apparently did not agree.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Poor homer it's OK don't cry
    Jules' boobies are locked up...bye bye
    You've still got your youporn
    Your palms still will be worn
    But use lube don't rub it out dry

    Y'all need to work on your limerick skillz!

    In the bonney old land of MFP
    Jules messaged her boobs for all to see
    The secret was let out
    Which made Homer and Jac pout
    And now her FL is minus three

    Us? You didn't even do it right. Line 1,2, and 5 are supposed to have 7,8,or 9 syllables (all the same).....Line 3 and 4 have 5 or 6. Yours are as follows:

    1 - 10
    2 - 9
    3-6
    4-7
    5 - 9


    Back to the drawing board.....

    Close enough... at least it rhymes! :tongue:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Jac!!!
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
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    in for the nudes (i never got).

    h21FF1D15



    :laugh:

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