I won't date anyone

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  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    9. Would tie to my bed and use my favourite gag ball

    Just don't pull out my tail feathers
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    define "DATE"


    date
    /dāt/
    Noun
    The day of the month or year as specified by a number.
    A sweet, dark brown, oval fruit containing a hard stone, often eaten dried.
    Verb
    Establish or ascertain the date of (an object or event): "they date the paintings to 1460".
    Synonyms
    time - rendezvous - period - day - appointment - term
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    9. Would tie to my bed and use my favourite gag ball

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    But baby, you told me that you didn't love her anymore...I already quit my job so we could run away together! :sad:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
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    Right! Dating sucks. I'm all about the banging anyway.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
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    define "DATE"


    date
    /dāt/
    Noun
    The day of the month or year as specified by a number.
    A sweet, dark brown, oval fruit containing a hard stone, often eaten dried.
    Verb
    Establish or ascertain the date of (an object or event): "they date the paintings to 1460".
    Synonyms
    time - rendezvous - period - day - appointment - term

    Does your spouse know about your high standards of dark brown fruit?
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
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    But will you date any two , or any three?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    I don't want to date you. This is purely a sex thing.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,487 Member
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    What's the point.

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  • daterminedfatburnerX
    daterminedfatburnerX Posts: 346 Member
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    IKR! Dating sucks. I totally get it.


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    THIS IS HOW I ROLL!!!!
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
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    Your wife said she was ok with it.
  • bellygoaway
    bellygoaway Posts: 441 Member
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    Never mind, I thought this was the "No one will date me" thread.

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