What was the funniest thing you kid ever said to you?

TheBaileyHunter

I don't have my own kiddos but I get to hang out with them because of my job he are two of my favorites :

Conversations with kids:
(this was last month when it was like 80 degrees outside)
Simon: Brittany I'm a farmer and sleep on a farm. You're my cow.
Me: Thanks, Simon. I love when boys call me a cow.
Simon: You're welcome. Wanna see what Santa brought you?

....and this one might be my favorite from one of my favorite 5 year olds:


Conversations with my Kinders:
Jordan J: "Miss Reed. I think I broke my ankle this morning." (it was 3:30 fyi when he came to me)
Me: "I think you would be screaming if you broke it."
Jordan J: "Nu-uh, Miss Reed, I wouldn't be screaming 'cause I'm a MAN!"

LOL! This reminded me of a conversation between my middle son and my daughter, when they were 6 & 8

Middle son (8) is saying all the stuff he can do, and she's saying nope and why

Finally he says to her very seriously: "I can do it because I'm a MAN!
Daughter (6) responds with: "No you''re not! You're not allowed to be a man until mama says so!"

MotivatedinCalifornia

My son was in kindergarten. He was taking speech therapy. He started saying what I thought was "foot face". Well when his
speech improved I found out he was actually saying" _ _ _ _ face"! I put a stop to that right away! To this day I don't know where
he learned that word.

tjl2329

My friend telling her 3 year old to put on his seat belt or the police would take him to jail. 3 yr old saying its ok I have a get out of jail free card. Mom telling him it only works in monopoly. 3 yr old saying mom Ashley said its real and it'll work in real life.