Because ladies everywhere need to know this man...

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  • AggieCass09
    AggieCass09 Posts: 1,867 Member
    *wipes drool off keyboard*

    yum...
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member


    That being said... I'm easy.

    How YOU doin'? :wink:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Just imagine. He could have a vacuum cleaner attachment instead of the other leg. How sexy would that be if he had a Dyson leg? You ladies would swoon.

    I'd pass out over the sheer awesomeness. Like... with the dog hair attachment and everything? *gasp*

    I can't contain myself right now.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    Wow, uh yeah.... super yummy!
  • chunkydunk714
    chunkydunk714 Posts: 784 Member
    Holy sweet baby jesus........thats my future ex husband right there!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member


    That being said... I'm easy.

    How YOU doin'? :wink:

    You know how I like it ;-)
  • Ivian_
    Ivian_ Posts: 276 Member
    Just imagine. He could have a vacuum cleaner attachment instead of the other leg. How sexy would that be if he had a Dyson leg? You ladies would swoon.

    I'd pass out over the sheer awesomeness. Like... with the dog hair attachment and everything? *gasp*

    I can't contain myself right now.

    I'm not sure if I've done you a favor, or a disservice LOL
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Body model for Portal 3?
  • chunkydunk714
    chunkydunk714 Posts: 784 Member
    p.s. id tap that....not once but twice!
  • babynun
    babynun Posts: 120 Member
    Wow *sighs* and Wow to the eye candy.
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    Well he's quite yummy. And fit. I had to say fit, because, well, this is a fitness site.
    Did I mention he's yummy?:drinker:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Just imagine. He could have a vacuum cleaner attachment instead of the other leg. How sexy would that be if he had a Dyson leg? You ladies would swoon.

    As a straight man... I want a bro roommate with a Dyson leg!

    And then at night time I can motorboat his 6 pack?





    no homo
  • Ivian_
    Ivian_ Posts: 276 Member
    I'd service him for four years :smokin:
  • cuterbee
    cuterbee Posts: 545
    What's with the Dallas tattoo?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Just imagine. He could have a vacuum cleaner attachment instead of the other leg. How sexy would that be if he had a Dyson leg? You ladies would swoon.

    I'd pass out over the sheer awesomeness. Like... with the dog hair attachment and everything? *gasp*

    I can't contain myself right now.

    I'm not sure if I've done you a favor, or a disservice LOL

    A favor? I think? Maybe?
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Just imagine. He could have a vacuum cleaner attachment instead of the other leg. How sexy would that be if he had a Dyson leg? You ladies would swoon.

    As a straight man... I want a bro roommate with a Dyson leg!

    And then at night time I can motorboat his 6 pack?







    no homo

    There seems to be something wrong with his underwear. Very ill-fitting. You think a model would know his correct size for a photo shoot!
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    I might have just licked my phone screen.

    But I do this on the regular with my male mfp friends when I see their pics as well.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    I'd service him for four years :smokin:
    And honorably discharge him... Again and again.
  • lulycz
    lulycz Posts: 2
    nice :)
  • Ashley_Panda
    Ashley_Panda Posts: 1,404 Member
    Hahaha. I do believe I posted him in an eye candy thread a little while back. He is beautiful.
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    I'd service him for four years :smokin:
    And honorably discharge him... Again and again.
    That made me laugh out loud.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    What's with the Dallas tattoo?

    Apparently he was in Dallas and got a tattoo...
  • NicheGuy
    NicheGuy Posts: 58
    I have a feeling that all of the married ladies who are posting on this thread are going to "surprise" their husbands tonight with some hot, wild bang-bang.......
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    What's with the Dallas tattoo?

    Apparently he was in Dallas and got a tattoo...

    Seemed self-explanatory to me as well.
  • mytime1986
    mytime1986 Posts: 117
    Super awesome body, but I can't get passed the "don't laugh" on his stomach and the mom tattoo.
    I wouldn't care if his tattoos said "I love Bubba"

    ^^ This!!
  • erulasse
    erulasse Posts: 141 Member
    I've never really liked men with tits...
  • marybell82
    marybell82 Posts: 122 Member
    OMG!!!! He's sooo HOT, i had to show my co-workers and now we have to blast the AC cause it got hot up in here! lol
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    There's lots of him in the man candy thread. He's definitely worth sucking on. I mean, he's delicious!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I've never really liked men with tits...

    Boob envy?
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member


    That being said... I'm easy.

    How YOU doin'? :wink:

    back off.

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