How To Interpret Your Profile Picture (note: joke thread)

iamnotspam

picture of a cartoon-y avatar: "Yeah, I'm here to lose weight. No, really. Watch me. Well, don't watch me, because you don't even know what I look like so if you did that would be creepy, but yeah, I'm totally here to lose weight. Really, I am. XD lol ROFL hahaha XP"

picture of yourself: "This is me. This is my face. These are my eyes. That's my ear. And my nose is over there."
"My nose. It's in the middle of my face. See my nose? I can't see it. Can you see it for me?"
"I took this picture. Of myself. Because I could. You have to admit I look good. No, I did not download it from the internet."

picture of you taking a picture of yourself: "I think this is a dating site."
"Ignore the toilet in the background."
"I did not photoshop my abs."

picture of your cat: "This is my kitty. No, you can't pet him thru teh monitore."
"Sorry, my cat changed my picture."
"This is my kitty. He will lol if we don't lose weight."

picture of a cat: " i can haz teh lolz wachin U hoomanz loose teh weight"
"hahaha waight loss is srius bizness "

I admit my jokes aren't all that great.
So, anyone else think of some funny way to interpret peoples' avatars? :P

( P.S. Please note I did harass myself as well up there. )