TAUNTO, I need you...

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  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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    I was told there would be jello. . . .
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
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    Make me smile.

    Back in college I used to live in a really crappy neighborhood. It was just a bunch of white kids trying to act all gangsta. I was a hard working man and didn’t got much time to sleep but the neighbors used to always blast their music. The cops in my town used to only attend serious things like murder or If a hooker couldn’t pay her pimp sorta thing.

    So I took matters in my own hands!!

    I one day pissed on a plate and let it sit outside in my balcony. The temperature was low enough to freeze it right off. That night, as usual, the neighbors kept me awake all night so once they went to sleep, I took the frozen piss disc from the plate and slid it under their door.

    For the duration of winter, they couldn’t figure out how the hell was somebody coming inside their ****ing house just to piss at their door from the inside…
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    OMG that is brilliant!
  • shaleyn
    shaleyn Posts: 125 Member
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    Make me smile.

    Back in college I used to live in a really crappy neighborhood. It was just a bunch of white kids trying to act all gangsta. I was a hard working man and didn’t got much time to sleep but the neighbors used to always blast their music. The cops in my town used to only attend serious things like murder or If a hooker couldn’t pay her pimp sorta thing.

    So I took matters in my own hands!!

    I one day pissed on a plate and let it sit outside in my balcony. The temperature was low enough to freeze it right off. That night, as usual, the neighbors kept me awake all night so once they went to sleep, I took the frozen piss disc from the plate and slid it under their door.

    For the duration of winter, they couldn’t figure out how the hell was somebody coming inside their ****ing house just to piss at their door from the inside…

    Freakin' amazing.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    I don't know what everyone is fighting over but I saw jello and want in....can we add vodka to it?
    yes, cake vodka. kthnx
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    Make me smile.

    Back in college I used to live in a really crappy neighborhood. It was just a bunch of white kids trying to act all gangsta. I was a hard working man and didn’t got much time to sleep but the neighbors used to always blast their music. The cops in my town used to only attend serious things like murder or If a hooker couldn’t pay her pimp sorta thing.

    So I took matters in my own hands!!

    I one day pissed on a plate and let it sit outside in my balcony. The temperature was low enough to freeze it right off. That night, as usual, the neighbors kept me awake all night so once they went to sleep, I took the frozen piss disc from the plate and slid it under their door.

    For the duration of winter, they couldn’t figure out how the hell was somebody coming inside their ****ing house just to piss at their door from the inside…
    thats my boy!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    I don't know what everyone is fighting over but I saw jello and want in....can we add vodka to it?

    in for jello shots!!!

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  • DrMAvDPhD
    DrMAvDPhD Posts: 2,097 Member
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    Make me smile.

    Back in college I used to live in a really crappy neighborhood. It was just a bunch of white kids trying to act all gangsta. I was a hard working man and didn’t got much time to sleep but the neighbors used to always blast their music. The cops in my town used to only attend serious things like murder or If a hooker couldn’t pay her pimp sorta thing.

    So I took matters in my own hands!!

    I one day pissed on a plate and let it sit outside in my balcony. The temperature was low enough to freeze it right off. That night, as usual, the neighbors kept me awake all night so once they went to sleep, I took the frozen piss disc from the plate and slid it under their door.

    For the duration of winter, they couldn’t figure out how the hell was somebody coming inside their ****ing house just to piss at their door from the inside…

    Oh Flint. Were they Kettering frat boys?
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    Hi taunto!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    I swear people just talk to themselves.

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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    Make me smile.

    Back in college I used to live in a really crappy neighborhood. It was just a bunch of white kids trying to act all gangsta. I was a hard working man and didn’t got much time to sleep but the neighbors used to always blast their music. The cops in my town used to only attend serious things like murder or If a hooker couldn’t pay her pimp sorta thing.

    So I took matters in my own hands!!

    I one day pissed on a plate and let it sit outside in my balcony. The temperature was low enough to freeze it right off. That night, as usual, the neighbors kept me awake all night so once they went to sleep, I took the frozen piss disc from the plate and slid it under their door.

    For the duration of winter, they couldn’t figure out how the hell was somebody coming inside their ****ing house just to piss at their door from the inside…

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  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    I swear people just talk to themselves.

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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    *****! We've discussed this! He's MINE!
    I beg to differ, I'm his one and only Anna Kendrick!

    Anna is a wannabe Amanda!
  • curvyniki
    curvyniki Posts: 48 Member
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    I like to watch...

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    this made me *gigglesnort* so hard.. while I was in a call with a customer.. passed it off as a coughing fit.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    *****! We've discussed this! He's MINE!
    I beg to differ, I'm his one and only Anna Kendrick!

    Anna is a wannabe Amanda!
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  • Valqis
    Valqis Posts: 1,016 Member
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    This thread just got AWESOME!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    Make me smile.

    Back in college I used to live in a really crappy neighborhood. It was just a bunch of white kids trying to act all gangsta. I was a hard working man and didn’t got much time to sleep but the neighbors used to always blast their music. The cops in my town used to only attend serious things like murder or If a hooker couldn’t pay her pimp sorta thing.

    So I took matters in my own hands!!

    I one day pissed on a plate and let it sit outside in my balcony. The temperature was low enough to freeze it right off. That night, as usual, the neighbors kept me awake all night so once they went to sleep, I took the frozen piss disc from the plate and slid it under their door.

    For the duration of winter, they couldn’t figure out how the hell was somebody coming inside their ****ing house just to piss at their door from the inside…


    So, um, how well did you wash those plates before using them again?
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
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    Jello, Vodka... :happy:

    Taunto, that was a hilarious story! :laugh:
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    Make me smile.

    Back in college I used to live in a really crappy neighborhood. It was just a bunch of white kids trying to act all gangsta. I was a hard working man and didn’t got much time to sleep but the neighbors used to always blast their music. The cops in my town used to only attend serious things like murder or If a hooker couldn’t pay her pimp sorta thing.

    So I took matters in my own hands!!

    I one day pissed on a plate and let it sit outside in my balcony. The temperature was low enough to freeze it right off. That night, as usual, the neighbors kept me awake all night so once they went to sleep, I took the frozen piss disc from the plate and slid it under their door.

    For the duration of winter, they couldn’t figure out how the hell was somebody coming inside their ****ing house just to piss at their door from the inside…


    So, um, how well did you wash those plates before using them again?

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  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
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    Make me smile.

    Back in college I used to live in a really crappy neighborhood. It was just a bunch of white kids trying to act all gangsta. I was a hard working man and didn’t got much time to sleep but the neighbors used to always blast their music. The cops in my town used to only attend serious things like murder or If a hooker couldn’t pay her pimp sorta thing.

    So I took matters in my own hands!!

    I one day pissed on a plate and let it sit outside in my balcony. The temperature was low enough to freeze it right off. That night, as usual, the neighbors kept me awake all night so once they went to sleep, I took the frozen piss disc from the plate and slid it under their door.

    For the duration of winter, they couldn’t figure out how the hell was somebody coming inside their ****ing house just to piss at their door from the inside…

    And THIS is why we love Taunto!

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