"Old Man Survival Kit"

AwesomelyAmber

My uncle's 50th birthday party is tonight. This guy is amazing. He runs daily and has done multiple marathons and other running events, once he and his son ran and biked from Kittery, Me to Florida for charity... So this gift is even funnier given the fact that he can literally run circles around many of the 20 year olds in our family

Contents:
KEEP OFF MY LAWN~ Damn Kids!: sign to put in view of the neighborhood so that they are aware that he is now the OLD MAN on the block.

50 cents: to give a jump start to his retirement fund

Paper clips: for when he can't 'keep it together'

Pen and Notepad: so he can write it down before he forgets!

Antacid: for the moments when "young people food" gets the better of him.

Decaf Coffee: Wouldn't want him getting too "hyped up" on caffeine!

Tea: Very beneficial for the elderly!

Hemorrhoid cream/tucks: In case he forgets that he is old and lifts something too heavy..UH OH!

Knee Brace: protection for the old joints!

Energy Drink: from here on out he will need all the help he can get!

Baby Aspirin: to keep that old blood moving freely!

Sun Block: to keep that paper thin skin burn free!

Gas Relief pills: Because the only thing worse than a grumpy old man is a stinky one!

I know he is going to love this! :laugh: ♫Happy Birthday Uncle Rog!♫

dorothytd

He will love it! Awesome! My gift to my bro for his 50th also included 50 ibuprofen!!!

porterca

This is too funny!

My dad turns 60 at the end of the month. I may have to borrow this idea!

Seaglass1123

LOL such a creative idea!

pinkledoodledoo

That is simply AWESOME! And actually pretty practical :laugh:

Babygirl928

LOVE IT!!! My hubby turned 50 and I gave him a registration card for AARP, bengay, polident and alka seltzer LOL:flowerforyou: