There Can Only Be One

whierd
whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
in Motivation and Support
There can only be one Jules!!! All the rest must submit to her.

All hail Cranky, Queen of the Family Jules!

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  • sexymuffintop
    sexymuffintop Posts: 636
    You and your username are as one...
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    You and your username are as one...

    And I am ok with this.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    All hail Jules!! Queen of Codeine!!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    There was once a girl named Jules.
    She never had time for fools.
    If you ask her a question and your intelligence is low
    She never hesitates to answer with NO.
  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

    Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

    I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

    Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

    When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

    This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

    There can be only one.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/409930561.html

    Plagiarist!
  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/409930561.html

    Plagiarist!

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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Blue m&m's are the best ones.
  • Ashkea76
    Ashkea76 Posts: 7,162 Member
    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

    Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

    I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

    Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

    When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

    This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

    There can be only one.


    OMG I laughed so hard at this!!!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/409930561.html

    Plagiarist!

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    I bet you aren't even Jimi Hendrix, either! :angry:
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member


    I bet you aren't even Jimi Hendrix, either! :angry:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    We need guinea pig pictures.
  • RockandRoseRebel
    RockandRoseRebel Posts: 35 Member
    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

    Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

    I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

    Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

    When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

    This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

    There can be only one.

    I have no idea what is going on in this thread, but I think this idea is genius and I think I need to start an M&M breeding program of my own :P

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