Real life Friend Requesting

NormInv

Went for a bike ride by Lake Michigan – it is a beautiful day. And inexplicably I started Friend Requesting people (women mostly). Some accepted, some rejected, some I accepted, others I rejected.

Some looked like they had never logged their food. Others seemed too thin for taste.

Some looked real good from the back but after becoming friends, not so good on the front. Others looked real nice but had boyfriends.

A couple buff women came to me and said, hey you might as well be spending all this time at the gym lifting heavy instead of wasting time on the bike.

One reported me to the lifeguard.

A couple of them ‘kicked’ me.

In the end I burned some major calories and made a few friends in the process.

WickedZoey

Haha, glad you had an eventful morning!

catrinaHwechanged

Some looked real good from the back but after becoming friends, not so good on the front.

What are you saying Norm?? :grumble:

weevil66

A couple of them ‘kicked’ me.

That could be "chick code" for they like you. Dude, you are soooooo in.

slkehl

I got "friend requested" by someone on the street. He asked what I did, and I said "I'm studying nutrition science." Then he asked, "Is that why you're eating that cadbury creme egg?" Totally busted. I'd bought one from CVS right before meeting him and was it the process of enjoying it when he introduced himself.

He was cool though. We actually figured out we had a mutual friend on the other side of the country. I wish people did that more often Sure beats the random cat calls and being called a b*tch for not responding. Much more effective way of meeting women.

Jersey_Devil

spider_mark51959

Yes Crabby, Welcome to the milk bar!

derby_sk8ts

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Some times ya just need to yell? You didn't mention that.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I'm sooooooo confused! You were friend requesting people you met in real life? How do you do that? Do you just go up to someone and say "Hey, wanna be my fran?" Or do you ask them if they're on MFP and then send them a FR? Soooo confused.

tlcarolinagirl

Lmfao!!! ♡ you Norm!

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CallMeCupcakeDammit

I'm sooooooo confused! You were friend requesting people you met in real life? How do you do that? Do you just go up to someone and say "Hey, wanna be my fran?" Or do you ask them if they're on MFP and then send them a FR? Soooo confused.

CupcakeDammit, will you be my fran?

I would be honored.



Hi Mister Multiverse!

NormInv

Hmm.....i was young at the time.....just approached women out on the streets.....

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Hmm.....i was young at the time.....just approached women out on the streets.....

And you only got kicked a couple of times? That's impressive!

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NormInv

Hmm.....i was young at the time.....just approached women out on the streets.....

And you only got kicked a couple of times? That's impressive!

Most women prefer to bish slap

CallMeCupcakeDammit

I'm sooooooo confused! You were friend requesting people you met in real life? How do you do that? Do you just go up to someone and say "Hey, wanna be my fran?" Or do you ask them if they're on MFP and then send them a FR? Soooo confused.

CupcakeDammit, will you be my fran?

I would be honored.



Hi Mister Multiverse!

Hi CupcakeDammit!

Fran Drescher was so sexually confusing for me. I hope you can do the same. :bigsmile:

Ask all my frans, they'll tell you I'm verrrry confusing! :laugh:

Cali_Chica

Went for a bike ride by Lake Michigan – it is a beautiful day. And inexplicably I started Friend Requesting people (women mostly). Some accepted, some rejected, some I accepted, others I rejected.

Some looked like they had never logged their food. Others seemed too thin for taste.

Some looked real good from the back but after becoming friends, not so good on the front. Others looked real nice but had boyfriends.

A couple buff women came to me and said, hey you might as well be spending all this time at the gym lifting heavy instead of wasting time on the bike.

One reported me to the lifeguard.

A couple of them ‘kicked’ me.

In the end I burned some major calories and made a few friends in the process.

This whole making friends in real life thing feels very passé. I suppose you carry a flip phone and wear a blue tooth headset at Walmart too.

NormInv

Went for a bike ride by Lake Michigan – it is a beautiful day. And inexplicably I started Friend Requesting people (women mostly). Some accepted, some rejected, some I accepted, others I rejected.

Some looked like they had never logged their food. Others seemed too thin for taste.

Some looked real good from the back but after becoming friends, not so good on the front. Others looked real nice but had boyfriends.

A couple buff women came to me and said, hey you might as well be spending all this time at the gym lifting heavy instead of wasting time on the bike.

One reported me to the lifeguard.

A couple of them ‘kicked’ me.

In the end I burned some major calories and made a few friends in the process.

This whole making friends in real life thing feels very passé. I suppose you carry a flip phone and wear a blue tooth headset at Walmart too.

Cali_Chica

Went for a bike ride by Lake Michigan – it is a beautiful day. And inexplicably I started Friend Requesting people (women mostly). Some accepted, some rejected, some I accepted, others I rejected.

Some looked like they had never logged their food. Others seemed too thin for taste.

Some looked real good from the back but after becoming friends, not so good on the front. Others looked real nice but had boyfriends.

A couple buff women came to me and said, hey you might as well be spending all this time at the gym lifting heavy instead of wasting time on the bike.

One reported me to the lifeguard.

A couple of them ‘kicked’ me.

In the end I burned some major calories and made a few friends in the process.

This whole making friends in real life thing feels very passé. I suppose you carry a flip phone and wear a blue tooth headset at Walmart too.

Enjoy your real life friends you requested, Mr. 2008

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Hmm.....i was young at the time.....just approached women out on the streets.....

And you only got kicked a couple of times? That's impressive!

Most women prefer to bish slap

I prefer a good throat punch, myself.