Is dog food a good diet food?

justagoodoldboy
justagoodoldboy Posts: 2 Member
in Food and Nutrition
So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. True story!
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  • jljshoe1979
    jljshoe1979 Posts: 325 Member
    Just read your post out loud to my husband...we both had the best laugh over it. Thanks for sharing!! :laugh:
  • dsalveson
    dsalveson Posts: 306 Member
    :bigsmile: :laugh: :bigsmile: :laugh:
  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
    enough said!

    People of Wal-Mart!! LOL Yes, I'm a snob.

    That was hilarious btw.
  • DatMurse
    DatMurse Posts: 1,501 Member
    I think eating human feces was a better diet. I was in a coma for a few months from excessive e.coli poisoning
  • janvcooper
    janvcooper Posts: 86 Member
    Best ever post on My Fitness Pal.. LOL!
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    I feel like I've read this before somewhere....LOL though.
  • xstarxdustx
    xstarxdustx Posts: 591 Member
    Loving this. Thank you for the laugh. :D
  • Dead_Darling
    Dead_Darling Posts: 478 Member
    Brilliant! :laugh:
  • susannamarie
    susannamarie Posts: 2,148 Member
    Oh my gosh, I just read this out loud to my mom because she asked why I was shrieking at the computer, and now she's holding her stomach laughing.
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    Seen this posted at least four other times on here before.

    Still funny, though.
  • lousoulbody
    lousoulbody Posts: 663 Member
    ROFLMAO….Thank you!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    I LOVE THIS!
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
    LOLOL awesome response to a very stupid question !
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    I so needed this laugh.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    OMG.. thanks for the laugh! Did you really? :laugh:
  • Budding_Flower
    Budding_Flower Posts: 30 Member
    HAHAHAHA This just made my day.
  • supplemama
    supplemama Posts: 1,956 Member
    I feel like I've read this before somewhere....LOL though.

    yah this is an Internet oldie, I've seen it on a bunch of sites. It's been posted on MFP before at least once, I read it on here last year.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    <--laughing and clapping my hands like a dumbfounded seal. :laugh:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Plagiarism makes the angels cry. :angry:
  • Debbe2
    Debbe2 Posts: 2,071 Member
    Great Post Award! :laugh: Well, even if its been posted before some of us haven't seen it before.
  • SakuraRose13
    SakuraRose13 Posts: 621 Member
    One of the best posts ever ,hilarious:laugh:
  • ghhosstt
    ghhosstt Posts: 112
    Plagiarism makes the angels cry. :angry:

    yeah!

    Anyway if this were a true True Story, someone in line would have undoubtedly complained that it had too many carbs. ;[
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    So funny!!!
  • mcrawford2674
    mcrawford2674 Posts: 2
    Awesome story, that gave me a good laugh!! :laugh:
  • GormanGhaste
    GormanGhaste Posts: 430 Member
    scissors.jpg
  • ladyark
    ladyark Posts: 1,101 Member
    Hahahahaha i love this!!
  • Project_Jodie
    Project_Jodie Posts: 171
    hahhahaha love it
  • JDBLY11
    JDBLY11 Posts: 577 Member
    She may have just been trying to start conversation. She obviously knew you had a dog. Sometimes things don't come out the way you mean them to.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    She may have just been trying to start conversation. She obviously knew you had a dog. Sometimes things don't come out the way you mean them to.

    It isn't real. It's pretend.
  • ElizabethKalmbach
    ElizabethKalmbach Posts: 1,415 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juwvwu3Z5HI

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