your food is killong you

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  • kellykw
    kellykw Posts: 184 Member
    Killong = me kill you long time
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    Well you guys are definitely way too cool and way too smart for me.

    I'm happy that all of you are content with yourselves and don't care about what you put in your body.

    My only goal with that run on paragraph of information, was to maybe make people more aware of what they are putting in their systems.

    You guys are too much for me though. You all win. I will head back into my lovely vegan cloud and leave you all be.

    Hope you all do more research into what you put in your body.

    Ciao everyone

    Best thing you've said all day.
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    THE REALITY OF CHEMICAL TERRORISM IN OUR FOOD Is it really that hard for most people to believe that we are being assaulted on a daily basis by chemical terrorism?
    So what do you eat? I'm not being snarky. I'm curious as to how you try to avoid assault by chemical terrorism.
    Yoohoo. Drayco. You're ignoring me, and I'm one of the few people here who is not mocking and ridiculing you.

    You just said why you're being ignored, :laugh:
  • atb0821
    atb0821 Posts: 458 Member

    Strumming my pain with his fingers
    singing my life with his words
    killong me softly with his song, killong me softly with his song
    playing my whole life with his words
    killong me softly, with his song.

    Almost peed in my office chair.
  • _chiaroscuro
    _chiaroscuro Posts: 1,340 Member
    Well you guys are definitely way too cool and way too smart for me.

    I'm happy that all of you are content with yourselves and don't care about what you put in your body.

    My only goal with that run on paragraph of information, was to maybe make people more aware of what they are putting in their systems.

    You guys are too much for me though. You all win. I will head back into my lovely vegan cloud and leave you all be.

    Hope you all do more research into what you put in your body.

    Ciao everyone
    Flounce! Why you're no fun at all. I take it back then. Out.
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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member

    What if I don't have a guy?

    Are you mocking me?

    OMG. i just burst out laughing at my desk and the guy across from me legit thinks i'm cray cray.


    no, Laura, he thought that you might be dyong.

    excuse me, there's a mission against the Tastycake Taliban that i have to oversee...
  • JuliaLee67
    JuliaLee67 Posts: 149
    Killong = me kill you long time

    omg screaming rn

    so glad i came in here
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    now that was funny. Ok himalayan crystal salt or sea salt. I definitely don't consume that dead sodium chloride.

    oh yeah i've heard of that. it goes good with tequila. images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjUcduQBaYoEEdB_GSCdelxz1pPw_55ia8LocIb071CDVzMY8D who was that lady who asked which alcohols had less cals?

    If the amount of that^^^ Tequila I drank on Saturday didn't kill me, nothing I ingest will.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Wait am I dyong?

    i lol'd
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member

    What if I don't have a guy?

    Are you mocking me?

    You are going to die sad and alone(from cancer, no less) because you are so bulky.
  • ITSSODAMNHOT
    ITSSODAMNHOT Posts: 121 Member

    Strumming my pain with his fingers
    singing my life with his words
    killong me softly with his song, killong me softly with his song
    playing my whole life with his words
    killong me softly, with his song.

    Almost peed in my office chair.


    LOL
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member

    Strumming my pain with his fingers
    singing my life with his words
    killong me softly with his song, killong me softly with his song
    playing my whole life with his words
    killong me softly, with his song.

    Almost peed in my office chair.
    Best part of the thread, IMO.
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    The number one cause of death is life. 100% will die from it.
  • sillygoosie
    sillygoosie Posts: 1,109 Member
    oh never mind. It's not worth the trouble.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    now that was funny. Ok himalayan crystal salt or sea salt. I definitely don't consume that dead sodium chloride.

    oh yeah i've heard of that. it goes good with tequila. images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjUcduQBaYoEEdB_GSCdelxz1pPw_55ia8LocIb071CDVzMY8D who was that lady who asked which alcohols had less cals?

    Someone say Tequila?


    May I have lime, pleeze?


    Also, what is going on in this thread? It's just weird. OP makes a "ALIENS" post, people refute. OP gets pissy, and then does some body shaming, and then rage-quit-threatens, and then gifs commence. And tequila. Always the tequila.


    I do synopses.
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member

    Ohhhh, dayyyyyum. BURN
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member

    Well you guys are definitely way too cool and way too smart for me.


    Awww, you're so sweet to notice!
  • ggxx100
    ggxx100 Posts: 520 Member

    Strumming my pain with his fingers
    singing my life with his words
    killong me softly with his song, killong me softly with his song
    playing my whole life with his words
    killong me softly, with his song.

    Almost peed in my office chair.


    LOL

    Hahaha

    Win.
  • anyamb
    anyamb Posts: 52 Member
    I agree in general, but as an editor, the flippant use of the word "chemical" to classify certain "bad" additives and ingredients always makes me laugh.

    BEWARE of drinking WATER, it contains the CHEMICAL H2O!
  • DVaughan1975
    DVaughan1975 Posts: 158 Member
    Can I log the calories I burned by reading this???

    Hilarious!!! Seriously hilarious!!!
  • extraordinary_machine
    extraordinary_machine Posts: 3,028 Member
    this wins the internet today...and maybe tomorrow.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Wait am I dyong?

    ^^^THIS was the funniest part of this whole thread.
    We should be friends.
  • ITSSODAMNHOT
    ITSSODAMNHOT Posts: 121 Member
    I WANT TO FILL YOU WITH NASTY THOUGHTS AND ROLL OVER AND GO TO SLEEP.. I AM NOT YELLING... I JUST SPEAK IN A LOUD MONOTONE VOICE.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    From me to you, OP

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  • RoseTears143
    RoseTears143 Posts: 1,121 Member
    I'm gonna just leave this here....

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  • geekette411
    geekette411 Posts: 154 Member
    I an now considering an all chemical diet. It sounds delish!
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
    I WANT TO FILL YOU WITH NASTY THOUGHTS AND ROLL OVER AND GO TO SLEEP.. I AM NOT YELLING... I JUST SPEAK IN A LOUD MONOTONE VOICE.

    MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I think OP's feelings are hurt. He's PMing people. :sad:
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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