Video Games have taught me...

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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Swearing is essential.
    Sore Loser.
    Play when kid isn't around.
  • DesireeAshley90
    DesireeAshley90 Posts: 137 Member
    That kill death ratio is the only thing that matters.

    If you go around knifing make sure you have a shotty as a secondary or else you'll die.

    If you run away from the cops long enough they'll forget about you.

    Fire will also kill zombies.

    If you whistle in the middle of a random desert, a horse will show up.
  • DesireeAshley90
    DesireeAshley90 Posts: 137 Member
    To hate campers!

    Ahh, I hate campers! Especially when they deny doing it after the round is over. If you keep moving around the map you get more kills. More kills= more XP. More XP= Prestige Master!!!

    Agreed....

    TRIPLE agreed!
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    When I was younger I used to go around with my friends using the real world as a level and describing if we could rocket jump to certain locations or where to put a Quad/Pentagram (Power Ups for you non Quake people).

    Games have taught me teamwork

    Games have taught me that a human being can live off of cheeto's and coca-cola.

    Games have taught me that controllers cannot live off cheeto's and coca-cola for too long.

    Head Shot is where it's at.

    Kinda Video Game Related : I am bad and that's good, I will never be good and thats not bad, theres no one I would rather be than me.
  • AngelicxAnnihilation
    AngelicxAnnihilation Posts: 336 Member
    Alien female races can be extremely hot....

    It's possible to have a pistol with unlimited ammo.

    That rocks and wood can freely float in mid air, But sand and gravel falls.

    That you can break a tree with your bare hands.

    That you can have an infinite water source.

    The wildlife all want to kill you

    Love your parents, but love Handsome Jack more. <3
  • BleedsCoffee
    BleedsCoffee Posts: 247 Member
    Always fight dragons from the side. They breathe fire in a frontal cone and tail whip in a rear cone.

    A metal bikini is sufficient protection for female warriors.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    That most kids on the internet have apparently banged my mom. They usually only admit to it after I kill them, it's so strange!

    LOL.


    up up down down left right left right... these are the burpees from hell.
  • moonshadows72
    moonshadows72 Posts: 180 Member
    how to waste my life
  • IliaShade
    IliaShade Posts: 20
    Wearing a blue outfit makes you capable of breathing underwater.

    The less clothes you wear, the more they protect.
  • FishingGuy75
    FishingGuy75 Posts: 59 Member
    A timely first aid kit will always cure you
  • NicheGuy
    NicheGuy Posts: 58
    Schweaty balls are better for teabagging.

    Noobs camp with a 12X scope and still cant hit chit

    CoD fanboys shouldnt play anything but CoD

    Rambo reviving a fallen teammate while he is continuously getting killed is one of the funniest things ever.....
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    It is impossible to tackle Bo Jackson
  • ladydy911
    ladydy911 Posts: 126 Member
    That I absolutley suck at video games. That's ok though cause I'm awesome in real life.
  • garlic7girl
    garlic7girl Posts: 2,236 Member
    People really do like violence even if they pretend they don't!

    People will run over an animal crossing the road w/o guilt or thought just as in real life.

    Practice really does make you better...not perfect but better!
  • endlesswonderr
    endlesswonderr Posts: 91 Member
    don't stand near barrels

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