Cat Food Diet...

wheezeybouncer

So I'm at Asda buying a bag of cat food for my cat. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a cat. Why else would I be buying cat food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a cat, I was starting the Cat food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the cat food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a siamese's A**se and a car hit me. I thought the fella behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it

coliema

Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it

I was soo close to confessing my love to you.

wheezeybouncer

LOL I had to steal it when I saw it! I don't have any animals! (unless you count the kids!)