In the year of our Lord 2013

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  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good pizza must be in want of a knife.
    Well yeah, You have to have something to cut the pizza.
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    I wish I could tell you that he fought the good fight, and the Cravings let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but MFP is no dating site. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - MFP life consists of hunger, and then more hunger. Every so often, he would show up with fresh doughnuts. The Cravings kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for him - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
    love this movie!
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damson.

    Frankly, my dear, I don't give Edam :laugh:

    (I can't claim credit for it - amato mio just came out with it as I read this thread to him!)
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    Your life could depend on this. Don’t drink the mocha. Don’t even drink the frappuchino . Drink the macchiato and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, and don’t drink! Good luck.

    Everybody knows that everybody diets. But not every day. Not today. Some days are cheat days. Some days are so, so over. Some days, nobody diets at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody eats.

    :bigsmile:
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    The point is, ladies and gentleman, that cheese, for lack of a better word, is good. Cheese is right, cheese works. Cheese clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Cheese, in all of its forms; cheese for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.
    I feel just like this about bacon.:heart:
    I am sure it would have been but greed only has one syllable and bacon has two.

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