In the year of our Lord 2013
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Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a glass of something sparkling and a cheeky little side salad.0
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Grizzle and Grit,
Down to the earth we trod.
Among men and women,
We are Kings and Queens.
The chosen few.
Weeping, mashing, thrashing about,
Down to the earth we trod.
To conquer our sights within,
And be everything we want.
Moving us above the earth.
Above mere mortal souls and bodies.
To post our shirtless and headless pics of success!
Kings and Queens we are.0 -
Bacon. What makes a King out of a slave? Bacon.
What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Bacon.
What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?
What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Bacon.
What makes the Sphinx the 7th Wonder? Bacon.
What makes the dawn come up like THUNDER?! Bacon.
What makes the Hottentot so hot?
What puts the "ape" in ape-ricot?
Whatta they got that I ain't got?
BACON0 -
Aye, diet and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our low calorie enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FRUITCAKE!
Best motivational pre war charge ever!! Well the original was anyway haha0 -
In showers of greens and plump juicy fruits we shall battle the empty calorie driven comercialism. Powered by the grains of our ancestors and our sons and daughters we will prevail over white supremasist flours! Fiber on our right hand and pure water on our left we charge into a healthier/lighter future free from the toxin ridden diseases powered by demonic money hungry coroporations!
Great !:bigsmile:
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Winner is coming.0
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I am Loki. Of Asgard. And I am dieting with glorious purpose. :bigsmile:0
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cheese on toast off the shoulder of the M25. I watched sugar mice glitter in the dark near Lancaster Gate. All those meals will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to diet...
looooooooooool
"Fiery the poptarts fell. Deep ice cream rolled round their shores. Burning with the fires of indigestion."0 -
.... People actually eat fruitcake?
I like fruitcake.0 -
I shall tell you of MFP. Historians from interwebs will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged the fit. The king of Diets had died without a son, and the king of Healthy Living, a cruel madman known as Edward the Lean, claimed the throne of Diets for himself. Diet's nobles fought him, and fought each other, over the crown. So Lean invited them to talks of truce - no weapons, one page only. Among the dieters of that shire was Malcolm Strong, a commoner with his own lands; he had two sons, Sturdy and Stout.0
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"I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Aha... what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products. "
:laugh: They are pretty blessed to me0 -
I find your lack of onion rings disturbing
The flatulence is strong in this one0 -
.... People actually ARE fruitcake?
I fixed it for you0 -
Your life could depend on this. Don’t drink the mocha. Don’t even drink the frappuchino . Drink the macchiato and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, and don’t drink! Good luck.0
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There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Fish Fingers… custard… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.0
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.... People actually eat fruitcake?
I like fruitcake.
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a diet.0
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All right, now, I don't want them to consume another calorie! You lift heavy all night! If they cross the buffet line, I'm gonna take every last one of you out! You make sure they remember, forever, the night they ate the Tacos!
Leave no doubt!
LOVE IT! One of my FAVE movies!0 -
The food out there, it dazzles. I mean, it blinds you to the things that are important. I've seen it devour relationships in fact. It's meant to do that. Because for one person to have eaten all that, to have tasted the glory, and then go back. It will tear you apart.0
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Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn0
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