No you didn't!

Morninglory81

So it's my birthday (I know happy birthday)

I woke to the sound of my one year old laughing and giggling in his crib. (Nice right?) upon closer inspection I realized he was covered head to toe in what looked like chocolate pudding and his diaper smushed in the corner of the crib!

What is the most nasty thing you have had to clean up?

My0WNinspiration

Vomit and snot

melindasuefritz

puke. when u are a mom theres all kinds of nasty stuff to clean up

usmcmp

Happy birthday!

Let's see, my youngest has reflux, so I clean up puke at least once a week. A few weeks ago he pooped in bed then painted his bed, the wall, the dresser and the floor with it.

Honestly, the worst was when a small aircraft crashed at a training site and I had to go help pick up body pieces. Most of them were about palm sized pieces and there were two people in the plane. It stretched for a mile.

xvxCelticWandererxvx

Poop ✓
Vomit ✓
Blood ✓

You're only one year in, just wait for the real fun! ha ha

Morninglory81

discussing means talking about
DISGUSTING- means nasty

My bad, auto correct sucks when you can't spell.:bigsmile:
So what is you're nasty story?

wolverine66

So it's my birthday (I know happy birthday)

I woke to the sound of my one year old laughing and giggling in his crib. (Nice right?) upon closer inspection I realized he was covered head to toe in what looked like chocolate pudding and his diaper smushed in the corner of the crib!

What is the most disgusting thing you have had to clean up?

when my last puppy was getting old (17-18 years) sometimes she wouldn't be able to make it through the night without going, and she frequently had stomach issues. so.... that.

sam308lbs

NutellaAddict

Brain matter, blood and limbs off a HH-60.

So_Much_Fab

Honestly, the worst was when a small aircraft crashed at a training site and I had to go help pick up body pieces. Most of them were about palm sized pieces and there were two people in the plane. It stretched for a mile.

This made me shudder.

Morninglory81

Poop ✓
Vomit ✓
Blood ✓

You're only one year in, just wait for the real fun! ha ha

He is actually my second but my first was never fascinated by his poop. The timing was just perfect.:laugh:

Morninglory81

Morninglory81

Happy birthday!

Let's see, my youngest has reflux, so I clean up puke at least once a week. A few weeks ago he pooped in bed then painted his bed, the wall, the dresser and the floor with it.

Honestly, the worst was when a small aircraft crashed at a training site and I had to go help pick up body pieces. Most of them were about palm sized pieces and there were two people in the plane. It stretched for a mile.

I couldn't imagine!

quiksylver296

I can concur with brain matter. Also a gentleman that passed away in his travel trailer in the summer and was there a couple days before anyone realized.


Happy birthday. Are you sure you wanted to hear all this?

Morninglory81

Brain matter, blood and limbs off a HH-60.

That is just hard to imagine having to do.

Snow3y

vomit is probably the worst... that smell ... omg

Salt_Sand_Sun

When my daughter was about 3 months old I heard her crying around 2am. Went in to change her and rock her back to sleep. When I started to change her I realized she had a major poop attack. The light in the nursery was very dim, but i've cleaned my fair share of poopy diapers....I got this. I got her cleaned up and she sneezed and squirted poop all over me, the curtains, her changing table.....it was disgusting!!!

That had to be the worst I can recall. Even throw up in my bed at 4a didn't match the "Poop Squirt" night. :-/

Morninglory81

I can concur with brain matter. Also a gentleman that passed away in his travel trailer in the summer and was there a couple days before anyone realized.


Happy birthday. Are you sure you wanted to hear all this?

Not quite the direction I intended but it puts this morning in perspective and in truth that is a good thing.

UsedToBeHusky

My kid did that once. It's so disturbing as a parent. But don't worry. They are just exploring the world. He was probably just curious about it. My oldest used to giggle when I had to change her poopy diapers.

Hope you get better presents than that today.:flowerforyou:

Morninglory81

When my daughter was about 3 months old I heard her crying around 2am. Went in to change her and rock her back to sleep. When I started to change her I realized she had a major poop attack. The light in the nursery was very dim, but i've cleaned my fair share of poopy diapers....I got this. I got her cleaned up and she sneezed and squirted poop all over me, the curtains, her changing table.....it was disgusting!!!

That had to be the worst I can recall. Even throw up in my bed at 4a didn't match the "Poop Squirt" night. :-/

I snorted when I read this thanks!:flowerforyou:

Timshel_

So it's my birthday (I know happy birthday)

I woke to the sound of my one year old laughing and giggling in his crib. (Nice right?) upon closer inspection I realized he was covered head to toe in what looked like chocolate pudding and his diaper smushed in the corner of the crib!

What is the most nasty thing you have had to clean up?

Done that one, as well as many other excrements children produce.

Morninglory81

My kid did that once. It's so disturbing as a parent. But don't worry. They are just exploring the world. He was probably just curious about it. My oldest used to giggle when I had to change her poopy diapers.

Hope you get better presents than that today.:flowerforyou:

Thanks:bigsmile:

Mainebikerchick

So it's my birthday (I know happy birthday)

I woke to the sound of my one year old laughing and giggling in his crib. (Nice right?) upon closer inspection I realized he was covered head to toe in what looked like chocolate pudding and his diaper smushed in the corner of the crib!

What is the most nasty thing you have had to clean up?

This happened to my sister...I was 6 but I remember waking up and seeing all that "pudding" on her nekked butt AND the walls AND the crib and everything within reach!!!

odusgolp

Happy birthday!

Let's see, my youngest has reflux, so I clean up puke at least once a week. A few weeks ago he pooped in bed then painted his bed, the wall, the dresser and the floor with it.

Honestly, the worst was when a small aircraft crashed at a training site and I had to go help pick up body pieces. Most of them were about palm sized pieces and there were two people in the plane. It stretched for a mile.

A jet crashed b/c of deer on the runway at the Beaufort base when I was there... according to my Brother-in-Law, the WORST smell he's ever had to clean up... *shudders*

BeachIron

Back in grad school, I went golfing one hot day in August with a few friends of mine. We had a great round and we decided to all meet other friends (my wife included) at our favorite local Mexican restaurant. We enjoyed some margaritas, some chips and salsa and a huge plate of loaded nachos. One of my friends wasn't much of a drinker and a few drinks into our afternoon, he started looking pretty pale. Well, my lovely wife volunteered to take him home as she wasn't drinking and thought that she'd be nice. About 10 minutes after she left, I get a call from her and she was not amused. It turned out that my buddy sprayed the interior of her car with the contents of his stomach. It even got inside the air conditioner vents, the side pockets in the car doors, and the glove box. He then promptly passed out beside the road. Needless to say, I spent the rest of the afternoon cleaning up.

Edit: I should add that my wife's car was 3 weeks old. Yep. Paid for that one for a while . . .

Morninglory81

Happy birthday!

Let's see, my youngest has reflux, so I clean up puke at least once a week. A few weeks ago he pooped in bed then painted his bed, the wall, the dresser and the floor with it.

Honestly, the worst was when a small aircraft crashed at a training site and I had to go help pick up body pieces. Most of them were about palm sized pieces and there were two people in the plane. It stretched for a mile.

A jet crashed b/c of deer on the runway at the Beaufort base when I was there... according to my Brother-in-Law, the WORST smell he's ever had to clean up... *shudders*

Damn deer and their plots to destroy the world. Is nothing safe?

Morninglory81

Back in grad school, I went golfing one hot day in August with a few friends of mine. We had a great round and we decided to all meet other friends (my wife included) at our favorite local Mexican restaurant. We enjoyed some margaritas, some chips and salsa and a huge plate of loaded nachos. One of my friends wasn't much of a drinker and a few drinks into our afternoon, he started looking pretty pale. Well, my lovely wife volunteered to take him home as she wasn't drinking and thought that she'd be nice. About 10 minutes after she left, I get a call from her and she was not amused. It turned out that my buddy sprayed the interior of her car with the contents of his stomach. It even got inside the air conditioner vents, the side pockets in the car doors, and the glove box. He then promptly passed out beside the road. Needless to say, I spent the rest of the afternoon cleaning up.

Wow that is nasty!

5ftnFun

If you are a parent, you have a tale to tell. I have many. I remember when my son was 7, he broke his arm. Hours later, after morphine and casting, etc, we were on our way home. He became quite nauseous in my brand new car. Seriously, I'd had it less than a week. So, with no baggie or anything to grab, I cupped my hands to make a bowl & told him "puke here".

And he did. :sick:

5ftnFun

Back in grad school, I went golfing one hot day in August with a few friends of mine. We had a great round and we decided to all meet other friends (my wife included) at our favorite local Mexican restaurant. We enjoyed some margaritas, some chips and salsa and a huge plate of loaded nachos. One of my friends wasn't much of a drinker and a few drinks into our afternoon, he started looking pretty pale. Well, my lovely wife volunteered to take him home as she wasn't drinking and thought that she'd be nice. About 10 minutes after she left, I get a call from her and she was not amused. It turned out that my buddy sprayed the interior of her car with the contents of his stomach. It even got inside the air conditioner vents, the side pockets in the car doors, and the glove box. He then promptly passed out beside the road. Needless to say, I spent the rest of the afternoon cleaning up.

Edit: I should add that my wife's car was 3 weeks old. Yep. Paid for that one for a while . . .

Ok, beats my puke story, hands down.

IamBlackMamba

You're lucky to have a child. I wouldn't complain personally.

SoDamnHungry

Ha ha, happy birthday!

Probably cat puke. Because cats get hairballs. =(