Awkward Moments

NotRailMeat

A few weeks back I was made aware of provocative pictures of a very attractive sales rep that calls upon my company on a fairly regular basis. Today she came in for the first time since seeing her in these pictures. In my mind today's meeting went something like this:

"Blah, Blah, Blah"
"I've seen you half naked."
"Blah, Blah, Blah"
"Those are real huh?"
"Blah, Blah, Blah"
"Are you wearing the same thong from your pictures?"
"Blah, Blah, Blah"
"I REALLY like the one in the baseball cap"....

It was the longest 30 minute meeting of my life.

Anyone have anything similar happen too them?

Codename_Duchess

Like being told that the girlfriend of a coworker liked anal when said girlfriend was just a booty call, but now works as a salesperson in your company & you can't help but remember this ONE thing, even though she's a really nice girl? No, never.

Timshel_

I've been on the other end of that awkwardness.

chantelp89

I'm sure it was just as awkward for her.
I found out one night that my now ex had sent naked pic of me to all of his friends. Talk about awkward.....

Katina3333

Oh like when my then boyfriend was meeting my friends for the first time and we went to pick up my friend Karen to take her with us to the birthday party. Well when she got in the car she couldn't see my boyfriends face and had never met him before... oh and she had just had a certain type of sex that I don't partake in and because she couldn't see his face she got all weird & nervous and proceeded to word vomit the entire ride about the sex she had just had. lol A little embarrassing for me but more so for her.


I did have this one time at work that I was coming from going pee in the bathroom, I just turned down the hall and was about to pass my bosses office when a coworker asked what that was hanging out of my pants. Seems that when I lifted my pants to pull them up, they grabbed the *kitten* gasket (or at least a piece of it) and were now hanging out of my pants like a tail. lol So now I'm very, very careful when I stand up & pull my pants up. Sure was embarrassing everytime I saw that coworker but it could have been worse, my boss could have seen.

NotRailMeat

I'm sure it was just as awkward for her.
I found out one night that my now ex had sent naked pic of me to all of his friends. Talk about awkward.....

I found them, innocently, through a Photographer friend of mine who took the pictures. We were on his website looking at the latest photoshoots he had done when I recognized her. She had the pictures taken for her fiance' and signed a release which allows my friend to use her pictures publicly, but I'm not sure she even knows they are posted on the web where ANYBODY can see them.

chantelp89

I'm sure it was just as awkward for her.
I found out one night that my now ex had sent naked pic of me to all of his friends. Talk about awkward.....

I found them, innocently, through a Photographer friend of mine who took the pictures. We were on his website looking at the latest photoshoots he had done when I recognized her. She had the pictures taken for her fiance' and signed a release which allows my friend to use her pictures publicly, but I'm not sure she even knows they are posted on the web where ANYBODY can see them.

Well in that case maybe let her know how great she looked. She's obviously proud of them I know I love it when people tell me I look good : )

sarahtonin015

I'm a big "I love you" person. It's always what I say before I say goodbye to someone I love when I'm on the phone (family, my fiance, close friends..).

I don't know HOW many times I've accidentally said "I love you" to a boss, or a prof (if to call and say I'd be late for class or sick or something), or stranger on the phone because it's such a habit for me.

What's MORE awkward is when someone random says it back. :indifferent:

chantelp89

^ when me and my guy started seeing each I had lost my phone at his house. We looked forever and when he found it I blurted out "oh I love you!" We'd only k own each other for like a week. I was super embarrassed

SerenaFisher

I work in nursing which is predominantly female however we recently did have a male nurse, he was in his late forty's and I worked with him on occasion. One night another nurse informed me that said male nurse had 'inappropriate pics" of himself on his cell phone and he had showed her said pics. She went on to say he had a few bent over, and a few other "charming ones" too. She was laughing, we all were. Mostly because she didn't ask for said pictures, and because apparently he had shown a few of my coworkers said images.

So as all of us our sitting there I basically say "well I knew he was a creeper but I didn't think he was dumb enough to try to hook up at work. (Very much frowned upon.) As I said that he walked around the corner. I guess that was awkward, but it wasn't really. After all HE WAS creepy and I would tell him it to his face.

Ironically he got fired for telling a patient to "shut the f&$k up!"

sarahtonin015

^ when me and my guy started seeing each I had lost my phone at his house. We looked forever and when he found it I blurted out "oh I love you!" We'd only k own each other for like a week. I was super embarrassed

taunto

I work in nursing which is predominantly female however we recently did have a male nurse, he was in his late forty's and I worked with him on occasion. One night another nurse informed me that said male nurse had 'inappropriate pics" of himself on his cell phone and he had showed her said pics. She went on to say he had a few bent over, and a few other "charming ones" too. She was laughing, we all were. Mostly because she didn't ask for said pictures, and because apparently he had shown a few of my coworkers said images.

So as all of us our sitting there I basically say "well I knew he was a creeper but I didn't think he was dumb enough to try to hook up at work. (Very much frowned upon.) As I said that he walked around the corner. I guess that was awkward, but it wasn't really. After all HE WAS creepy and I would tell him it to his face.

Ironically he got fired for telling a patient to "shut the f&$k up!"

I am dissappointed at this new breed of creepers. They just don't know how to do it right.

SerenaFisher

I work in nursing which is predominantly female however we recently did have a male nurse, he was in his late forty's and I worked with him on occasion. One night another nurse informed me that said male nurse had 'inappropriate pics" of himself on his cell phone and he had showed her said pics. She went on to say he had a few bent over, and a few other "charming ones" too. She was laughing, we all were. Mostly because she didn't ask for said pictures, and because apparently he had shown a few of my coworkers said images.

So as all of us our sitting there I basically say "well I knew he was a creeper but I didn't think he was dumb enough to try to hook up at work. (Very much frowned upon.) As I said that he walked around the corner. I guess that was awkward, but it wasn't really. After all HE WAS creepy and I would tell him it to his face.

Ironically he got fired for telling a patient to "shut the f&$k up!"

I am dissappointed at this new breed of creepers. They just don't know how to do it right.

Yes I agree. Boring and unoriginal. How can we help them Taunto?

tigersword

Like being told that the girlfriend of a coworker liked anal when said girlfriend was just a booty call, but now works as a salesperson in your company & you can't help but remember this ONE thing, even though she's a really nice girl? No, never.

What's so awkward about liking anal? Nice girls can't like it? I may know a few that would disagree with that assessment... :smokin:

auroranflash

My nosy IT manager would constantly come in my office without knocking to show me something random he found on YouTube. I ripped *kitten* really hard once, then he came in two seconds later, invited himself to my side of the desk and started typing. He went quiet and gave me quite a look.

It's less embarrassing and more funny because you can only interrupt me to show me so many silly cat videos before I fart you out of my personal space.

sam308lbs

I was just surfing for porn this one day when i came across a 5 min video of one of my batchmates doing ungodly things to her bf.It was very awkward being around her in college everyday after that.

whierd

Like being told that the girlfriend of a coworker liked anal when said girlfriend was just a booty call, but now works as a salesperson in your company & you can't help but remember this ONE thing, even though she's a really nice girl? No, never.

What is wrong with anal?

taunto

I work in nursing which is predominantly female however we recently did have a male nurse, he was in his late forty's and I worked with him on occasion. One night another nurse informed me that said male nurse had 'inappropriate pics" of himself on his cell phone and he had showed her said pics. She went on to say he had a few bent over, and a few other "charming ones" too. She was laughing, we all were. Mostly because she didn't ask for said pictures, and because apparently he had shown a few of my coworkers said images.

So as all of us our sitting there I basically say "well I knew he was a creeper but I didn't think he was dumb enough to try to hook up at work. (Very much frowned upon.) As I said that he walked around the corner. I guess that was awkward, but it wasn't really. After all HE WAS creepy and I would tell him it to his face.

Ironically he got fired for telling a patient to "shut the f&$k up!"

I am dissappointed at this new breed of creepers. They just don't know how to do it right.

Yes I agree. Boring and unoriginal. How can we help them Taunto?

My manual for help with creeping has already been published here: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/784024-the-fine-art-of-getting-hot-girls-on-the-internet-by-taunto

Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
You gotta sit.
Wait.
Watch from a distance.
Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

hellokittymaui

To the OP...

Say nothing. She took the pix for her fiance and probably wouldn't appreciate it that you saw them.

SerenaFisher

*bookmarks*

determinedbutlazy

I'm a big "I love you" person. It's always what I say before I say goodbye to someone I love when I'm on the phone (family, my fiance, close friends..).

I don't know HOW many times I've accidentally said "I love you" to a boss, or a prof (if to call and say I'd be late for class or sick or something), or stranger on the phone because it's such a habit for me.

What's MORE awkward is when someone random says it back. :indifferent:

I actually snorted, this is brilliant. Like calling a teacher "Mum".

Codename_Duchess

What's so awkward about liking anal? Nice girls can't like it? I may know a few that would disagree with that assessment... :smokin:

Nada, to each their own. Just one of those things that gets stuck in your head about a person.

Also,

allikat93

My nosy IT manager would constantly come in my office without knocking to show me something random he found on YouTube. I ripped *kitten* really hard once, then he came in two seconds later, invited himself to my side of the desk and started typing. He went quiet and gave me quite a look.

It's less embarrassing and more funny because you can only interrupt me to show me so many silly cat videos before I fart you out of my personal space.

I cant stop laughing!!

allikat93

I think my most awkward momnet was at a rest stop. We had just drove for five hours straight and needed to stretch our legs. (I was 16.. Bro was 13) My stepdad started tickling me as we were heading to the restrooms and I backed my *kitten* up, straight into the arm of an older gentleman. I turned the brightest shade of red and ran away. Not only was my stepdad laughing his butt off but so was the guy and my mom and brother.
What made it worse was we got in line behind him at the concession stand where I managed to run into him again.. Lol.

JenCatwalk

Like being told that the girlfriend of a coworker liked anal when said girlfriend was just a booty call, but now works as a salesperson in your company & you can't help but remember this ONE thing, even though she's a really nice girl? No, never.

What is wrong with anal?

Ugh! Everything! Lol.

Cp731

every day is awkward for me since im actually a giraffe

whierd

Like being told that the girlfriend of a coworker liked anal when said girlfriend was just a booty call, but now works as a salesperson in your company & you can't help but remember this ONE thing, even though she's a really nice girl? No, never.

What is wrong with anal?

Ugh! Everything! Lol.

Someone have a bad experience? :laugh:

bannedword

Oh like when my then boyfriend was meeting my friends for the first time and we went to pick up my friend Karen to take her with us to the birthday party. Well when she got in the car she couldn't see my boyfriends face and had never met him before... oh and she had just had a certain type of sex that I don't partake in and because she couldn't see his face she got all weird & nervous and proceeded to word vomit the entire ride about the sex she had just had. lol A little embarrassing for me but more so for her.


I did have this one time at work that I was coming from going pee in the bathroom, I just turned down the hall and was about to pass my bosses office when a coworker asked what that was hanging out of my pants. Seems that when I lifted my pants to pull them up, they grabbed the *kitten* gasket (or at least a piece of it) and were now hanging out of my pants like a tail. lol So now I'm very, very careful when I stand up & pull my pants up. Sure was embarrassing everytime I saw that coworker but it could have been worse, my boss could have seen.

K. I'll bite.

What type of sex do you not partake in?

Katina3333

The type that has been brought up several times in this thread. Whats bad about that car ride is that now it gets brought up all the time when new people are around... its been a year & a half but the story just won't die!

HotCuppaJo

Oh like when my then boyfriend was meeting my friends for the first time and we went to pick up my friend Karen to take her with us to the birthday party. Well when she got in the car she couldn't see my boyfriends face and had never met him before... oh and she had just had a certain type of sex that I don't partake in and because she couldn't see his face she got all weird & nervous and proceeded to word vomit the entire ride about the sex she had just had. lol A little embarrassing for me but more so for her.


I did have this one time at work that I was coming from going pee in the bathroom, I just turned down the hall and was about to pass my bosses office when a coworker asked what that was hanging out of my pants. Seems that when I lifted my pants to pull them up, they grabbed the *kitten* gasket (or at least a piece of it) and were now hanging out of my pants like a tail. lol So now I'm very, very careful when I stand up & pull my pants up. Sure was embarrassing everytime I saw that coworker but it could have been worse, my boss could have seen.

K. I'll bite.

What type of sex do you not partake in?

*crickets chirping* Maybe she's not willing to share. :sad:

NotRailMeat

To the OP...

Say nothing. She took the pix for her fiance and probably wouldn't appreciate it that you saw them.

Believe me I have zero intention of telling her I saw these pictures, but I couldn't help "seeing" them in my head while sitting across the table from her.