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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I am fresh from a break up.... So this sounds...AWESOME

    But if you are a keen bean and it makes you feel rubbish, then kick his @s! to the curb...



    YES x11'y billion.

    i love 11'y billion
  • saxmaniac
    saxmaniac Posts: 1,133 Member
    EXACTLY. i came for the @ss. i wasn't looking for a bf. HE started in with the goo-goo eyes and the 'gf' talk and introducing me to all his friends and family, saying 'i make him happy'. WTFever.

    So the problem is... you got what you wanted?

    He just pulled out the "false boyfriend" ploy. Intermediate-level player. Page 32 of the handbook.
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Why are we exclusive if our relationship practically doesn't exist? It's not like I'm the one that said let's be bf/gf, so why do I have to deal with having a semi-present significant other? I think I'll talk to him about it when I see him...this weekend...unless he stands me up. :grumble:

    EXACTLY. i came for the @ss. i wasn't looking for a bf. HE started in with the goo-goo eyes and the 'gf' talk and introducing me to all his friends and family, saying 'i make him happy'. WTFever.

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  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I was debating between reading this thread and the "poop, no really, poop" thread. I obviously did not choose wisely.
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 476 Member
    I was debating between reading this thread and the "poop, no really, poop" thread. I obviously did not choose wisely.

    It's not too late to change your mind...although, I'm not sure I recommend it.
  • moni_tb_192
    moni_tb_192 Posts: 188 Member
    At your age, you should have control of your own love life. It's pretty simple. Embrace the booty call or tell him to get lost.

    Oh yes, EMBRACE IT!
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    Op, the thing you described was more of a FWB... But honestly... If that is not what you are looking for I would probably just call it all off and start looking for someone that wants the same thing as you.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    I was debating between reading this thread and the "poop, no really, poop" thread. I obviously did not choose wisely.

    It's not too late to change your mind...although, I'm not sure I recommend it.
    Hang on, I'm coming with you.
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    LOL, my husband never says "goodnight" nor does he call me or text regularly, but I'm not his girlfriend :glasses:

    I'm perfectly happy just being a piece of *kitten* for my husband. We have a ton of fun that way.

    Booty calls can become something special if you stop expecting so damn much from them. My man was supposed to be a one night stand. He liked it so much, he just kept coming back. ***** whooped his *kitten*!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    ...to me, is NOT the word you use to describe someone to whom you do not say goodnight, and then not text or call for 2.5 days and when you do it is only because she has texted you first to see if your plans are still on for the eve and all you have to say is "not today i had to work."

    seems to me like 'weekend piece of @ss' is more appropriate in this situation.

    amiright?

    Hmmm. Puts out. I don't have to talk with her often. I just need to reply to texts...

    Actually, sounds like a nearly ideal girlfriend.
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    I was debating between reading this thread and the "poop, no really, poop" thread. I obviously did not choose wisely.

    Pretty much exactly what I was thinking . . .
  • disobedientkitteh
    disobedientkitteh Posts: 12
    ...to me, is NOT the word you use to describe someone to whom you do not say goodnight, and then not text or call for 2.5 days and when you do it is only because she has texted you first to see if your plans are still on for the eve and all you have to say is "not today i had to work."

    seems to me like 'weekend piece of @ss' is more appropriate in this situation.

    amiright?

    Hmmm. Puts out. I don't have to talk with her often. I just need to reply to texts...

    Actually, sounds like a nearly ideal girlfriend.

    As long as you make me a sammich afterwards!
  • glynda66
    glynda66 Posts: 184 Member
    Typical "Booty Call" tactics...
  • Jenn_Lyn1102
    Jenn_Lyn1102 Posts: 219 Member
    My now ex and I had this going on for the last month of our relationship. Finally I told him to f*** off.



    Good for you!! :wink:
  • lanajaymurphy
    lanajaymurphy Posts: 129
    Buy some cats and call it quits.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
    I don't know. Though, I do hate that after sex with my wife when I just want to fall asleep, but I always have to get up to pee. The after sex-pee always kills my relaxing zen moment.
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    I don't know. Though, I do hate that after sex with my wife when I just want to fall asleep, but I always have to get up to pee. The after sex-pee always kills my relaxing zen moment.

    TMI dude!~

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