How To Be Cool...The Definitive Checklist

Sweaty_N_Hungry

JenAndSome

Darn it. I can't be cool as I won't be moving to Williamsburg anytime soon. I could go for some more meat, though.

BigBrunette

LOL @ Ambercroombie & Flitch

bookworm_847

Aww, man... I thought I was making progress on being cool. I'll have to work harder. I've only got a couple of these.

As for the last item, is that any Steve? Or is there a particular one we need to look out for?

Katina3333

I'm not sure that the facial hair is going to work for me.

Sweaty_N_Hungry

I don't have any online friendships...but I do have the scruff thing going. As for speaking European...that's going to be tough for anyone.

LonLB

Hey the list has "eat more meat" so seems legit

ChrisRS87

LOL @ Ambercroombie & Flitch

As much as people mock the CEO for his statements, here's your proof that his marketing strategy works.

ChrisRS87

On another note, glad to see I have 3/4 of the checklist marked off! :laugh:

jessichri

I'm super uncool apparently. I think Ill start with hangin with Steve. Anyone know a Steve?

SmartAlec03211988

I'm Steve. ^_^

Get to know me, lest you be uncool.

thesupremeforce

I hit on four of those, so I'm not terribly uncool. I also have a brother named Steve, but we don't hang out.

LauraMacNCheese

But, but...I don't want to grow facial hair! Am I doomed to be uncool forever now?

LonLB

I just figure I'm cool because I'm old enough to not give a **** if I'm cool or not.

cwolfman13

Can it be any old Steve or does it have to be a particular Steve?

LauraMacNCheese

Can it be any old Steve or does it have to be a particular Steve?

I have a friend name Stephen...does that still count?

unapologetically_crystal

i got three.. lol

Cindy873

My favorite one has to be "irony." And I've added meeting Steve to my list of must do's.

Sweaty_N_Hungry

My favorite one has to be "irony." And I've added meeting Steve to my list of must do's.

Can you add me to your "must do" list?

Cameron_1969

I'm seriously uncool b/c I think wearing all black is lame (for a guy).

Some_Watery_Tart

I named my kid Steve. I'm the mother of cool.

LauraMacNCheese

I'm seriously uncool b/c I think wearing all black is lame (for a guy).

False:

Some_Watery_Tart

I'm seriously uncool b/c I think wearing all black is lame (for a guy).

False:

Amen.

Silver_Star

i turned around 360's! yay!

oh wait...i waxed my mustache already....:grumble:

Cameron_1969

I'm seriously uncool b/c I think wearing all black is lame (for a guy).

False:

Amen.

Different rules apply for celebrities. . A rock-star can wear spandex and rock stars are cool.. does that mean I'd be cool wearing spandex?

Katina3333

I dunno.... post a pic of you in spandex and we'll let you know.

LauraMacNCheese

I'm seriously uncool b/c I think wearing all black is lame (for a guy).

False:

Amen.

Different rules apply for celebrities. . A rock-star can wear spandex and rock stars are cool.. does that mean I'd be cool wearing spandex?

Valid point...but I think it's safe to say that regardless of celebrity status...NO ONE should wear spandex.



Many a moose would like his knuckle back...

Cameron_1969

I dunno.... post a pic of you in spandex and we'll let you know.

EGAD! *shivers at the thought*

Some_Watery_Tart

I'm seriously uncool b/c I think wearing all black is lame (for a guy).

False:

Amen.

Different rules apply for celebrities. . A rock-star can wear spandex and rock stars are cool.. does that mean I'd be cool wearing spandex?

Fair point. No one is cool FOR wearing spandex. They're cool DESPITE wearing spandex. But the wearing black thing has traction. Observe Exhibit B:

pennysaurus

I am totaly not cool. But I'm cool with that.


Wait....Does that make me cool?