poop. no really, poop. beware.

i pooped this morning. it was a pale tan color. was yesterday too. weird. whats it mean?

sorry beforehand, but if you cant take the heat from the poop - stay out of the toilet.

im such a lady. :flowerforyou:
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  • CapnGordo
    CapnGordo Posts: 327
    Means it is not ripe. Do not eat it, or you will get sick.
  • Pearsquared
    Pearsquared Posts: 1,656 Member
    I looked it up on the Google, and it ranged everything from "You're just eating a lot of stuff light in color" to "You may have liver failure."

    I probably wouldn't worry about it unless you start exhibiting less pleasant symptoms.
  • jzammetti
    jzammetti Posts: 1,956 Member
    Do you have some other issues that make you concerned about your poop? If not, I say don't worry about the color.
  • FierceFox81
    FierceFox81 Posts: 89
    Means it is not ripe. Do not eat it, or you will get sick.

    ew..hhhaahah

    I'm guessing it's just from something you ate. Maybe had a weird dye in it and that the end result??? No clue. I won't worry unless it's bloody. And like they said ^^^^ don't eat it :)
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 476 Member
    i pooped this morning. it was a pale tan color. was yesterday too. weird. whats it mean?

    sorry beforehand, but if you cant take the heat from the poop - stay out of the toilet.

    im such a lady. :flowerforyou:

    Ever heard of Google?

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  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    Do you also feel kind of sick?

    My daughter had beige/tan poop this morning...and then promptly threw up everywhere.

    I think she's got a tummybug.
  • lizzy73123
    lizzy73123 Posts: 1
    Possibly sign of celiac. Just POSSIBLE. Google celiac and see if you have other symptoms.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I think it means you ate a more vegetarian diet. I used to have a poop app, and that's what it said. :bigsmile:
  • zytah
    zytah Posts: 153
    its probably nothing to worry about. it might've been something you ate since poop comes in a rainbow of colors depending on what you've been eating, it might be because youre not producing enough bile (what makes it brown). again wouldn't be too worried at this time since that might pass (hrhrhr) but if it continues id go see a doctor to get it checked out.
  • dmprice17
    dmprice17 Posts: 22 Member
    gall bladder disease if consistenly light color?
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Were the WebMD servers down this morning or are we just wanting to compare poop today?
  • nvpixie
    nvpixie Posts: 483 Member
    No worries. My son had really light poop for a couple days. I called the doc and she said poop comes in all different colors and they don't worry about it much unless there are other symptoms (abdominal pain, fever, diarrhea, etc).
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    I had no idea that people worried so much about their **** until I joined MFP...no idea.
  • CEHayes73
    CEHayes73 Posts: 221 Member
    The kids I look after have had this, it was a stomach virus. It went back to normal in about a week.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Did you poop your pants? Or was this just a run of the mill, toilet pooping experience?
  • Bbuser51
    Bbuser51 Posts: 17 Member
    More than likely whatever you ate the day before. It takes 24 to process.
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 476 Member
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  • ncl1313
    ncl1313 Posts: 237 Member
    gall bladder disease if consistenly light color?

    I was going to say gallstones, especially if you've had really bad heartburn-like chest pains in the last couple days.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    its probably nothing to worry about. it might've been something you ate since poop comes in a rainbow of colors depending on what you've been eating, it might be because youre not producing enough bile (what makes it brown). again wouldn't be too worried at this time since that might pass (hrhrhr) but if it continues id go see a doctor to get it checked out.

    My dogs crap rainbows when they eat crayons
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 476 Member
    Did you poop your pants? Or was this just a run of the mill, toilet pooping experience?

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    OK. This lady is just weird. She gets what she deserves.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Did you poop your pants? Or was this just a run of the mill, toilet pooping experience?

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    That's right... you're a new friend. Just wait... Wait for it...
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
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    Why is this chick even checking out the dogs *kitten* in the first place. I think she's some kind of dog perv...
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
    Were the WebMD servers down this morning or are we just wanting to compare poop today?

    Haha - this was my pondering as well.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    its probably nothing to worry about. it might've been something you ate since poop comes in a rainbow of colors depending on what you've been eating, it might be because youre not producing enough bile (what makes it brown). again wouldn't be too worried at this time since that might pass (hrhrhr) but if it continues id go see a doctor to get it checked out.

    that is true. beetroot poo has resulted in people dialling 999. Apparently beetroot can colour your pee as well.
  • iFeelBrandNew
    iFeelBrandNew Posts: 263 Member
    i LOVE you guys.

    google wasnt broken, neither was WebMD, just felt the need to bring it up (bored at work.) LMAO

    it was poop in the toilet, not on myself

    i havent eaten meat in the last 2 days, no specific reason why, just havent. thats awesome. LOL

    again, i love you guys. :blushing:
  • iFeelBrandNew
    iFeelBrandNew Posts: 263 Member
    Means it is not ripe. Do not eat it, or you will get sick.

    this made me laugh the hardest. just sayin' lmao
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
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  • iFeelBrandNew
    iFeelBrandNew Posts: 263 Member
    1303922065_dog-poops-on-girl.gif

    Why is this chick even checking out the dogs *kitten* in the first place. I think she's some kind of dog perv...

    ok, no this did. this made me laugh the hardest