Goodbye Mr. Aspartame

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I was hoping it wasnt true. I was hoping I wouldnt have to give up our relationship, but sadly I think it's coming to an end. You quit me! No these headaches can't be from Mr. Aspartame he's been my rock helping me lose the pounds.

Sadly, he has been the culprit. We have to break up. I'll miss you, and I admit I'm scared. Who will make my drinks sweet and ensure I dont go on a sugar rave partying all night in my sugared out bliss?

I'm sorry to do this, but you hurt me! So it's tea and water from now on guess I better get to squeezing some lemons. Simple life for a simple folk I guess. Goodbye Mr. Aspartame.