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DalekBrittany

Funny story, guys: right after I wrote my reply to this thread, I got up, went to get in the car, and tripped down the stairs, flipped over the railing and skinned my knee pretty badly.-.-

MzManiak

i was going to say yes until you started with stabbing yourself in the eye. so by comparison, that would be a no

lmao I thought this too! Like, yeah, I'm always tripping or hitting myself with the door... but I can't say I've ever stabbed myself in the eye... or given myself a black eye... lol

SteelySunshine

Can't say I am terribly clumsy, with the kind of work I used to do that would have been a big job hazard, probably wouldn't have made it out alive. But, that isn't to say I haven't injured myself in embarrassing ways. Once a long long time ago I stubbed my toe on some brick edging it tore most my toenail off. I required medical attention to get the rest of it off, it was dangling and I couldn't put on a pair of shoes, which ironically if I had been wearing shoes, I wouldn't have had that happen. Any way I had to wear a pair of flip flops to the er and it hurt like hell.

Anyway aside from that I mostly don't get injured badly when I do something stupid like stand to close to the edge of a stream and end up in the stream cuz the bank gave way. I have probably had more than my share of those kinds of things. Oh yeah once I jumped a fence and landed on the ground only the ground was actually so saturated with rain that it was just a huge mass of mud I sort of slid in it and ended up caked in mud basically from head to toe.

I lose things a lot in very strange ways, but that is a whole nuther topic and no particular incident comes to mind. But, I am sure my memory could be jarred and I would be like oh yeah that time my keys landed in the dumpster (except that was one of my spawns doing). But still I am sure I have done equally weird things to lose something.