transcripts of the biggest fight a mfp memeber will ever see

george29223
george29223 Posts: 556 Member
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i have leaked a transcript between me and fat i will do all i can to slowly leak all transcripts but this could take time its dangerous stuff

april 3rd
me: um hello fat hows it going?
fat :not too bad me and some of the guys just got back from vacationing on your butt but we decided to to migrate to your hips
me: well um I was thinking of maybe getting rid of some of yall
fat: oh really?
me: yeah of you don’t mind I kinda need to ask if some of yall would just leave
fat:loll funny

april 17th
me:um fat a few weeks ago I asked kindly if some of yall would leave and now i see that not only are you still here you have a whole new camp under my chin
fat :yeah a whole new crew came in there good people I told them your neck area is a good place nice view and all
me:um fat please don’t invite any more of your buddies
fat:um lol ok


may1st
me: fat iam getting angry
fat: eat some sweets you will feel better
me: um ok now I have had enough!!!
fat : um yeah sure

may 2nd diet begins

may 19th
me: hello fat hows it going
fat: dont you speak to me you got rid of some nice friends in your back forty
me: well I told you I had to do something
fat: well this means war you relize that don’t you?
me: yes I know
fat: iam gonna do what ever it takes too stop you
me: I know but I talked to will power and he says he will help
fat: yeah well I know his wife binge eating and she will set will power straight
me: we will see
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  • wolfehound22
    wolfehound22 Posts: 859 Member
    lol, fantastic
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    Oh my gosh I love that. That's funny thanks for posting!!
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    may 20th
    fat: lollll lolllll lollll i told you how was that buffet?
    me: shut up
    fat: so how about your buddy will power?
    me:will power is still around
    fat: yeah but his wife beinge eating showed hium
    me :yeah for now but will power says he is going to seprate hisself with bienge eating
    fat:lolllll beinge eating has been here since you were 12 she aint going anywhere
    me: if i have anything to do with it she will never come around again
    fat:yeah sure

    june 1st
    me: hello fat you seen beinge eating around?
    fat:yeah you think your so smart i see how will power got a new hair cut and is walking around shoulders high after he told beinge eating to leave
    me: well iam proud of will power
    fat: well i got ahold of emotions beinge eatings mother we shall see
    me: are you gonna be that slack and call emotions ?
    fat: yup
    me:shakes head
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    june 3rd
    fat: lolll emotions arrived with benge eating didnt take 5 minutes to get things back to normal
    me: iam ready to give up fat i cant take this anymore even will power doesnt seem to want to help me anymore
    fat: i told you iam waaaaaay to strong and have toooo many friends its best you just give up
    me: i guess ill go eat and let your other friends move back in
    fat: now your talking finally came to your sences
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    This seems like it turned into a reasonable discussion. Let me know if next time one of you draws blood ♥
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    june 7th
    fat:see how much happier i am now new familes of fat are moving in hourly
    me: i hate you fat
    fat:i dont care
    me: well i decided to talk to my mind and ask if courage will come
    fat: i dont think thats wise
    me: i dont care what you think
    fat: we will see

    june8th
    me: not only have i got courage to come will power and support and deternation also came
    fat: iam stronger than that
    me:alone you naybe but togather as a team you will no longer control us
  • bikinibeliever
    bikinibeliever Posts: 832 Member
    Omg, you are too funny! I will come back and read this when I get home from work. Do me a favor, try not to get it locked and removed! :laugh:
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    :angry: Restraining order
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    *watching...*
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    june 28th
    fat:um can we discuss this?
    me: whats wrong losing some of your friends
    fat: um i think this has been blownnnn wayyyy outta poportion lets be reasonable
    me: i will not speak to you about anything
    fat: ok but be warned ill do what it takes to save my family
    me: fat this is a battle iam gonna win
  • carlynn13
    carlynn13 Posts: 281
    Only you :laugh:
  • MariaMariaM
    MariaMariaM Posts: 1,322 Member
    LOL
  • Spice_4_Life
    Spice_4_Life Posts: 225
    That was awesome! Thanks for making me smile :flowerforyou: Good luck on your healthy journey!!
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    bump
  • newmrswood
    newmrswood Posts: 167 Member
    BUMP!!! I'm loving this!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I'm just dying to see how this ends.

    ::grabs popcorn::
  • SairahRose
    SairahRose Posts: 412 Member
    bumping.
    Congrats on winning the fight :P
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    july 7th
    fat: ninner ninner i called in metabolism and as of 234pm your body has put a halt to anymore removing if fat
    me: yeah sure


    july 16th
    me: ok that was slack of you and i do now relize you wernt kidding about the freeeze in removing fat
    fat:thats right and theres nothing your you or your creepy little friends will power courage orrr support can do about it
    me: gees whats the point why try anymore if iam not gonna lose anymore even with help from all these people
  • godblessourhome
    godblessourhome Posts: 3,892 Member
    awesome! *signs eviction petition against fat*
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    this is epic.
  • jagar07
    jagar07 Posts: 266 Member
    this is great...
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    whattt happens next stay tuned..............................................
  • mindy14456
    mindy14456 Posts: 552 Member
    That was fantastic!
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
    You are one genuinely funny guy :drinker:
  • OSUalum
    OSUalum Posts: 449 Member
    Love it!
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Awesome.
    Staying tuned...
  • PrinnyBomb
    PrinnyBomb Posts: 196 Member
    I love it! Really made me smile at work. How often does fat win the battle? LOL


    come on, I wanna see how this ends :)
  • noweightfisherj
    noweightfisherj Posts: 220 Member
    Yob, I enjoyed reading this very much.
  • LisaH1967
    LisaH1967 Posts: 332 Member
    Very good, thank you for sharing.
  • lesita75
    lesita75 Posts: 379 Member
    Staying tuned.....

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