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    Big Fake Boobs

    Posts: 128 Member
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    Yes I own a pair . . . I had googled how to calculate the weight of each implant and it looks like I have almost 4 lbs of boobies. Should I reduce my weight by the implant weight or just leave it as it is? LOL . . . Wow I can't believe I am asking this question.

    :blushing: :laugh: :blushing: :laugh: :wink:

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    • Posts: 2,510 Member
      what you need is someone like me to stand behind you on the scale and "support" you.
    • Posts: 346 Member
      came in for pics....left disappointed
    • Posts: 2,510 Member
      seriously though... weight itself doesnt mean much.. its a comparison tool you use for yourself day to day.. your final weight should not depend on a "goal" number...rather, you should be working to be fit, however you define it.

      just get on the scale and track your change.. dont worry about the number it measures. if you were to stand on the scale everyday holding a 10lb dumbell.. the number is just as useful as you standing on it normally.
    • Posts: 74
      came in for pics....left disappointed

      That's awesome. Keepin it real
    • Posts: 1,077 Member
      Your weight is your weight. That counts fat, muscle, bone, brain, other tissue, water, what you had for breakfast, the contents of your bladder / etc, and... big fake boobs. Use the scale for tracking trends, and don't worry if the actual number is 100% accurate.
    • Posts: 128 Member
      came in for pics....left disappointed

      You ca see my big fake boobs in my profile . . . LOL
    • Posts: 4,741 Member
      Just up your goal weight by 4 pounds.
      Otherwise you will have unneeded calculations.
      I think this is the best topic title ever.
    • Posts: 1,936 Member
      Mine arent fake, but i pray they shrink when i loose weight

      I used to get "teased" about how big they are in high school ! :frown:

      Ps. If you like them big (which you prolly do, LEAVE THEM! *
    • Posts: 1,077 Member
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      You ca see my big fake boobs in my profile . . . LOL

      Big, indeed!
    • Posts: 175
      Yes I own a pair . . . I had googled how to calculate the weight of each implant and it looks like I have almost 4 lbs of boobies. Should I reduce my weight by the implant weight or just leave it as it is? LOL . . . Wow I can't believe I am asking this question.

      :blushing: :laugh: :blushing: :laugh: :wink:
      Fake? If they can be seen and touched, they are real to me!:tongue:
    • Posts: 1,376 Member
      In a case like this I'd go more by BMI or Body Fat Percent not weight.
    • Posts: 2,889 Member
      Your weight is your weight, enhanced breasts or natural breasts.

      Focus on lean muscle mass.
    • Posts: 128 Member
      Just up your goal weight by 4 pounds.
      Otherwise you will have unneeded calculations.
      I think this is the best topic title ever.

      I think your comment is the best ever!
    • Posts: 1,936 Member
      Oh i thought she ment get them reduced


      WOOPS... FORGET I EVEN CAME HERE!
    • Posts: 2,510 Member
      Fake? If they can be seen and touched, they are real to me!:tongue:

      I used to say this.. however that logic on the internet means there are no boobs at all.... :(
    • Posts: 691 Member
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      I used to say this.. however that logic on the internet means there are no boobs at all.... :(

      I am cracking up for 2 reasons:

      1) My husband feels the same way as the first quote and has told me more than once that if (okay, when) my boobs start sagging one day, he'll pay for a lift...and an enhancement. LOL

      and 2) That is a very valid point, regarding the internet. LOL

      ETA: My husband LOVES mine the way they are, but he figures if I'm having something done to them (the lift) why not also make them a little bigger? And, I kinda agree. Why not, indeed?
    • Posts: 2,097 Member
      Keep it. Those of us with big natural boobs can't subtract the weight!
    • Posts: 27
      It burns more calories to exercise if you're heavier (being heavier here is because you've got 4 pounds of boob) so I say leave it on your calculations to get more accurate calorie burns unless you have a hrm, in which case, it shouldn't matter, do as you like really :) Good luck
    • Posts: 1,936 Member
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      I am cracking up for 2 reasons:

      1) My husband feels the same way as the first quote and has told me more than once that if (okay, when) my boobs start sagging one day, he'll pay for a lift...and an enhancement. LOL

      and 2) That is a very valid point, regarding the internet. LOL

      ETA: My husband LOVES mine the way they are, but he figures if I'm having something done to them (the lift) why not also make them a little bigger? And, I kinda agree. Why not, indeed?


      Lets trade, since you want big. :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,964 Member
      Are they removable? I assume they are not, therefore they are part of your body weight.
    • Posts: 247
      Yes I own a pair . . . I had googled how to calculate the weight of each implant and it looks like I have almost 4 lbs of boobies. Should I reduce my weight by the implant weight or just leave it as it is? LOL . . . Wow I can't believe I am asking this question.

      :blushing: :laugh: :blushing: :laugh: :wink:

      You go girl!! I only have 1.5 pounds worth (insignificant), but if I had 4 pounds worth, I'd drop my weight by that much.
    • Posts: 1,540 Member
      Are they removable? I assume they are not, therefore they are part of your body weight.

      Hahaha! Best answer on here! And remember, if they pop, like my friend's did from intense exercise, you can then report that as lost weight lol
    • Posts: 4,280 Member
      Are they removable? I assume they are not, therefore they are part of your body weight.
      Exactly. I was confused by the question, but then realized this wasn't really about the question at all...
    • Posts: 1,540 Member
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      Exactly. I was confused by the question, but then realized this wasn't really about the question at all...

      Pretty much...
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
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      Hahaha! Best answer on here! And remember, if they pop, like my friend's did from intense exercise, you can then report that as lost weight lol

      Cringing at boob popping. Gah!!! :noway:
    • Posts: 1,759 Member
      Yes I own a pair . . . I had googled how to calculate the weight of each implant and it looks like I have almost 4 lbs of boobies. Should I reduce my weight by the implant weight or just leave it as it is? LOL . . . Wow I can't believe I am asking this question.

      :blushing: :laugh: :blushing: :laugh: :wink:
      This might help: http://bit.ly/OtLBIk
    • Posts: 365 Member
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      Exactly. I was confused by the question, but then realized this wasn't really about the question at all...

      hahahha ^^^ agreed!
    • Posts: 1,077 Member
      This might help: http://bit.ly/OtLBIk

      Why did I not know about that website? :laugh: I work in IT, and I swear 80% of my job is typing someone else's question into Google, reading them the answer, and getting credit for being a genius.
    • Posts: 3,450 Member
      You weigh what you weight.

      If you can subtract your big fake boobies than I'm subtracting my big real ones. Lol
    • Posts: 560 Member
      You weigh what you weight.

      If you can subtract your big fake boobies than I'm subtracting my big real ones. Lol

      I just want some of your big real ones :frown:
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