To The Women I Used To Love: It's Over! Hope You're Crying!

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Atarahh
Atarahh Posts: 485 Member
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Dear:
Sara Lee, Betty Crocker, Little Debbie, Auntie Anne, Wendy, Mrs. Fields, Marie Callender, And the LIKE:

I am so over you. Spent too much time and money on you evil women. I took you in my home and you brought out the worst in me.
I am so glad to get a restraining order on you!

Leaving all of you was the best choice ever. If I ever need a quick fix, I MAY come your way.

You won't see much of me though!

So glad it's over!

Any other women you MFPers out there can think of, add them!

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  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
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    Would Dairy Queen count? Queen is in the title.
    Godiva (but I sooo love her coffee, so she isn't all bad, lol)
  • saragato
    saragato Posts: 1,154
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    Hey, my name's Sara Lee. (and no I'm not joking, I wish I were...) Don't throw me out!
  • Lioness102
    Lioness102 Posts: 59 Member
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    Girl I feel u! They are sooo overated! Although me & Reese have a love/hate relationship …
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
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    Hey, my name's Sara Lee. (and no I'm not joking, I wish I were...) Don't throw me out!

    I had an uncle nicknamed Ben. Yes, he was from Hawaii
  • DarkFlutter
    DarkFlutter Posts: 408 Member
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    LOVE this post!

    I would have to add Auntie Anne...can't resist her pretzels and lemonade.
    Luckily I rarely go to the mall anymore, but I do, I have to visit her.
  • Brittany1979
    Brittany1979 Posts: 381 Member
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    Bump :) love this post!
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    Sara Lee, Betty Crocker, Little Debbie, Auntie Anne, Wendy, Mrs. Fields, Marie Callender, And the LIKE:


    I like to get all these women together from time to time and have a little party...........

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