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    chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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    • Posts: 1,462 Member
      Did you know Monday is my FAVORITE day of the week?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Can I complain that my morning has been rough?
    • Posts: 10,468 Member
      Isn’t it just another manic Monday? Don’t you wish it were a Sunday, isn’t that supposed to be Fun day?
    • Posts: 1,123
      Isn’t it just another manic Monday? Don’t you wish it were a Sunday, isn’t that supposed to be Fun day?

      Monday you can fall apart. Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart. Thursday doesn't even start. It's Friday, I'm in love.
    • Posts: 1,462 Member
      Are we playing "Name That Tune"?
    • Posts: 1,123
      how many notes can you name that tune in?
    • Posts: 1,462 Member
      Are you serious? I'm on hour 20! Am I required to think straight at this point?
    • Posts: 1,123
      and why are you not sleeping?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Krystal, would you believe I do remember Monday is your favorite day because you are off work? Is that why you are still up?

      I had a fantastic weekend, how about you guys?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Oh, if only I could turn back the clock... my weekend was good. Could it be that it's just now time to deal with reality?
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Can I tell you that I've been as busy as a one-legged butt-kicker this morning?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      How many calories does that burn?
    • Posts: 5,257
      Mikey, do you get to pick your kid up? :drinker:

      you remembered?:drinker:
    • Posts: 711 Member
      How many calories does that burn?

      Do you think it's more or less than sitting at my desk all day?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Couldn't you boost tha count by doing your kegels?
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Do kegels work for dudes too? Would I have a super-tight taint?
    • Posts: 1,462 Member
      Sheila: How did you guess?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Coud it hurt to move the muscles you got even when you're sitting? :)
    • Posts: 711 Member
      If I don't stretch first, could I hyper-extend it?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Should we take a poll?
    • Posts: 5,257
      do I even wanna know what kegels are/is? :indifferent:
    • Posts: 5,257
      Should we take a poll?

      did you ask for a pole?:laugh:
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Have you ever swung on a pole?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Would they be considered kitty exercises?
    • Posts: 5,257
      have you ever swung on a star? or carry moonbeams in a jar?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Is that like Jim Beam in a jar?
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Or is it whiskey in the jar-o?
    • Posts: 7,843 Member
      Maker's Mark?
    • Posts: 711 Member
      Isn't it too far from Firday to be talking about booze again?
    • Posts: 6,035 Member
      Do you think that's only a weekend splurge?
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