shocking mfp tale

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  • Welshie_girl
    Welshie_girl Posts: 107 Member
    Group of vampires who....
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    were dressed in lulu lemon workout gear and carrying....
  • Welshie_girl
    Welshie_girl Posts: 107 Member
    Glitter so they can sparkle and make teenage girls go " oh wow" because
  • tammyj83
    tammyj83 Posts: 159 Member
    necklaces made of garlic, and large boomboxes...
  • casi_ann
    casi_ann Posts: 423 Member
    were the thing teenage girls were into these days. So nursecheryl had the greatest idea...
  • PrayerofAmity
    PrayerofAmity Posts: 176 Member
    To SELL the sparkling vampires to the teenaged girls so everyone could buy Jillian Michaels workout videos! PrayerofAmity thought the idea was...
  • luvs2teachincali
    luvs2teachincali Posts: 207 Member
    better than her current Richard Simmons workout DVDs, until Jillian stepped through the TV and...
  • Maryt1961
    Maryt1961 Posts: 280 Member
    Said, "whatisyourWHY?"
  • PrayerofAmity
    PrayerofAmity Posts: 176 Member
    and PrayerofAmity fainted and landed on...
  • splashangel
    splashangel Posts: 494 Member
    splashangels big long fungus filled toe nails...
  • angel823
    angel823 Posts: 190 Member
    Who were supposed to be cut and donated to the Save the Zombie Society, but now were ruined by....
  • luvs2teachincali
    luvs2teachincali Posts: 207 Member
    drool dripping from PrayerofAmity who had fainted. The Save the Zombie Society had a strict policy against bodily fluids. Jillian poured water on PrayerofAmity and.....
  • KWNurse
    KWNurse Posts: 45 Member
    She vanished into thin air.
  • PrayerofAmity
    PrayerofAmity Posts: 176 Member
    Like the wicked witch of the west.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    Or those flying monkeys.
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
    Truth be told, PrayerofAmity didn't disappear at all; she turned into a toad. After Beatrixia almost stepped on PrayerofAmity, beatrixia thought to herself, "OH! Where is that handsome prince when you need him, anyway? I bet he could solve this little problem with a kiss or two!" Just then, the handsome prince...
  • JacquelineD35
    JacquelineD35 Posts: 279 Member
    came crashing through Beatrixia's front door, tripped over her chair, slid across the floor and slammed into the marble wall infront of him giving him baseball size lump on his forehead... just then
  • hyperionguy
    hyperionguy Posts: 90
    Hyperionguy walks over with a gin and tonic to ease the pain, when all of a sudden out of nowhere he hears...
  • hyperionguy
    hyperionguy Posts: 90
    It must be that what I heard was the lifeless body of this thread hitting the floor after I speared it in its dark heart.

    :tongue:
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
    Don't be silly, hyperionguy. As you and the handsome prince enjoyed happy hour, super-efficient beatrixia asked some friendly neighborhood contractors to repair the damage the high-strung handsome prince created. _That's_ the noise you heard--the contractors, fixin' stuff. (Beatrixia is still not sure why the handsome prince didn't just open the door like a _normal_ prince. Whatev. BTW, hyperionguy, please inform your new BFF, Prince What's-His-Name, that he should expect a bill at the castle any day now.)

    SO, PrayerofAmity is still a toad because the injured prince has been OF NO USE WHATSOEVER ever since hyperionguy helped "ease his pain" with gin & tonic. *Beatrixia sighs and rolls eyes* One of the contractors, seeing the dilemma, suggested...
  • anorangie
    anorangie Posts: 975 Member
    ...that beatrixia mind her own beeswax. So she did. :tongue:
  • JacquelineD35
    JacquelineD35 Posts: 279 Member
    bump
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    And then again, "bump!"

    For a panicked moment the prince thought the flying monkeys were attacking, but then realized it was only the repair work to the castle. Feeling slightly embarassed by his own foolishness, he ...
  • luvs2teachincali
    luvs2teachincali Posts: 207 Member
    ordered a large Meat Lovers from Pizza hut and refused to share until....

    (what? I have a craving, don't judge, LOL!)
  • TonyM1984
    TonyM1984 Posts: 267
    Then two hot girls in thongs walked in, and the lights got dim!
  • InnerFatGirl
    InnerFatGirl Posts: 2,687 Member
    There was a chomping sound. The two hot girls frowned at eachother, facial features just barely visible in the dim light.

    "What is that?!" whispered Hot Girl #1.

    "I don't know ...".

    The chomping sound got louder, more fervent.

    "Right" said Hot Girl #2 "I'm switching this light back on!"

    Hot Girl #1 nodded, marched over to the light switch, flicked it and....
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    ... time seemed to dilate. It was an eternity before the audible click registered with her ears. The light was blinding, and for another eternity she stood there, hand on the light switch, unable to process the massive visual overload. Wiping away the tears which had welled up, she looked back at Hot Girl #2, then down at herself an exclaimed, "why are we wearing thongs?"

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