Let he/she who is without sin or gross body parts...

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  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,388 Member
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    I have never been stoned before.

    I imagine it's painful but apparently it also makes you hungry. I’m not sure why. Is being pelted with stones like working out? Do I need a protein shake before or after being stoned?

    I could really use some advice here.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
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    Can't argue with that! No stones in my hand...at least not the throwable kind :wink:
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    You guys need to keep talking about popcorn and doritos? I'm frickin' stoned over here!

    I was stuck on Taco Bell, sorry....

    Have both then:

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  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
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    *looks down at hips*
    *remembers last weekend*


    *drops stone*
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
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    This the stoner thread?
  • Becoming_A_Butterfly
    Becoming_A_Butterfly Posts: 2,534 Member
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    Fluffy tails are gross.

    My dog is offended.

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    So is this cat!
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    This the stoner thread?

    I thought this was the TOM thread....
  • 47feeling60
    47feeling60 Posts: 20 Member
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    I am forgiven, and i forgive my body for not being perfect! love me,love me, love me!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    I have big boobs, pasty white legs, and I sin.

    Hey, we're twins!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    You guys need to keep talking about popcorn and doritos? I'm frickin' stoned over here!

    I was stuck on Taco Bell, sorry....

    Have both then:

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    Bless you.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    You guys need to keep talking about popcorn and doritos? I'm frickin' stoned over here!

    I was stuck on Taco Bell, sorry....

    Have both then:

    KqFDI.jpg

    Bless you.

    I think we should stone that person.. Have you ever tried to eat one of those without getting your fingers orange or make a mess while you are driving!! It's a MESS!!! A MESS!
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    I think we should stone that person.. Have you ever tried to eat one of those without getting your fingers orange or make a mess while you are driving!! It's a MESS!!! A MESS!

    You have to hold it by the dorito bag.
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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    *stone cast*


    Oh no I've gotten stoned!

    That leads to the munchies. :grumble:
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
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    I have big boobs, pasty white legs, and I sin.

    I'll second that!
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    You guys need to keep talking about popcorn and doritos? I'm frickin' stoned over here!

    I was stuck on Taco Bell, sorry....

    Have both then:

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    Bless you.

    I think we should stone that person.. Have you ever tried to eat one of those without getting your fingers orange or make a mess while you are driving!! It's a MESS!!! A MESS!

    Uh oh *hidesandgiggles*
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
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    Wait, wut? *goes back to her doritos*

    I was born in the Sunnyvale Trailer Park and lived there for the first 2 months of my life. YES, I am bragging about being born in a trailer park. :glasses:

    I'd brag too if it was that trailer park! I'd also walk around with my own glass of booze from home ;)

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  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    I have big boobs, pasty white legs, and I sin.

    I'll see your big boobs and raise you thighs that touch.... oh and they are pasty white (cause they haven't really seen the sun in 8 years) and I sin too.
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
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    I'll see your big boobs and raise you thighs that touch.... oh and they are pasty white (cause they haven't really seen the sun in 8 years) and I sin too.

    Crap. Okay, well I also have freckles and a big @ss.
  • KeisterBunny
    KeisterBunny Posts: 33 Member
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    Cheese sandwiches are disgusting .

    :indifferent:

    You are not welcome on my Internet.

    I :heart: Cheese Sandwiches!
  • CarSidDar
    CarSidDar Posts: 118 Member
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    Official: You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the
    name of our Lord and so as a blasphemer you are to be stoned to
    death.
    Matthias: Look, I'd had a lovely supper and all I said to my wife was, "That
    piece
    Official: Blasphemy! He's said it again.
    Women: Yes, he did.
    Official: Did you hear him?
    Women: Yes we did. Really.
    Official: (suspiciously) Are there any women here today?

    (The women all shake their heads. The Official faces Matthias again.)

    Official: Very well, by virtue of the authority vested in me ...

    (One of the women throws a stone and it hits Matthias on the knee.)

    Matthias: Ow. Lay off. We haven't started yet.
    Official: (turning around) Come on, who threw that?

    (Silence.)
    Who threw that stone? Come on.
    Women: (pointing to the culprit, keeping their voices as low in pitch as
    they can)
    She did.
    *He did.*
    He. Him.
    Culprit: (very deep voice) Sorry, I thought we'd started.

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