Diet Coke makes people fat!

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  • frando
    frando Posts: 583 Member
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    diet fizzy make people fat, drink water.
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
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    I switched to beer.

    my hero.
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
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    To the pregnant woman urine......
    :indifferent: I just threw up in my mouth a little. :ohwell:
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    diet fizzy make people fat, drink water.

    Too many calories in vs not enough calories burnt makes people fat.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    To the pregnant woman urine......
    :indifferent: I just threw up in my mouth a little. :ohwell:

    It's a play on a diet fad that is going around ;-)

    So you don't think I'm a super creep!
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
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    I switched to pregnant woman urine...

    I got the hookup. Need a refill?

    Depends have you been drinking Diet Coke?

    Nope. I have 39,000 units of HCG in my pee last test. High quality stuff. $100 per cup.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    I switched to Pepsi and lost 143 pounds

    Exactly!
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    I switched to pregnant woman urine...

    I got the hookup. Need a refill?

    Depends have you been drinking Diet Coke?

    Nope. I have 39,000 units of HCG in my pee last test. High quality stuff. $100 per cup.

    Wow, with that I could probably eat less than 100 calories a day!!! DEAL!!! I'll take 3,403,203 cups!
  • FuneralDiner
    FuneralDiner Posts: 438 Member
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    Why do people drink diet coke?

    Surely it can't be the taste because normal coke tastes 53457345345734795934573497 times better.
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
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    I switched to pregnant woman urine...

    I got the hookup. Need a refill?

    Depends have you been drinking Diet Coke?

    Nope. I have 39,000 units of HCG in my pee last test. High quality stuff. $100 per cup.

    Wow, with that I could probably eat less than 100 calories a day!!! DEAL!!! I'll take 3,403,203 cups!

    *starts chugging the water* On it! LOL
  • amanda_ataraxia
    amanda_ataraxia Posts: 400 Member
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    You do know that diet soda is the devil, right?
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  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
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    Why do people drink diet coke?

    Surely it can't be the taste because normal coke tastes 53457345345734795934573497 times better.

    :wink: I love it!
  • HisPathDaily
    HisPathDaily Posts: 672 Member
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    Umm ... helloooooo ... at over 8 pounds a gallon I think water is the problem. And MFP "encourages" us to drink water ... it's a sham to keep us fat and keep using this site.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    Nope. I have 39,000 units of HCG in my pee last test. High quality stuff. $100 per cup.

    Wow, with that I could probably eat less than 100 calories a day!!! DEAL!!! I'll take 3,403,203 cups!

    Woo! We'll be skinny minny in no time!
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    Why do people drink diet coke?

    Surely it can't be the taste because normal coke tastes 53457345345734795934573497 times better.

    Well since you don't like it I'll stop drinking it! Sorry
  • FuneralDiner
    FuneralDiner Posts: 438 Member
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    Why do people drink diet coke?

    Surely it can't be the taste because normal coke tastes 53457345345734795934573497 times better.

    Well since you don't like it I'll stop drinking it! Sorry
    Well that was easy. ;P

    It was a serious question though. I think most people just drink it 'cause it has 'diet' in the title.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    Umm ... helloooooo ... at over 8 pounds a gallon I think water is the problem. And MFP "encourages" us to drink water ... it's a sham to keep us fat and keep using this site.

    Good point! One more reason to switch to Pepsi
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
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    To the pregnant woman urine......
    :indifferent: I just threw up in my mouth a little. :ohwell:

    It's a play on a diet fad that is going around ;-)

    So you don't think I'm a super creep!

    LOL! I havent heard of that fad!! Thx for explaining! :flowerforyou:
  • 1travieza1
    1travieza1 Posts: 11
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    This is the best Topic EVER!!

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