Diet Coke makes people fat!

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  • amanda_ataraxia
    amanda_ataraxia Posts: 400 Member
    You do know that diet soda is the devil, right?
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  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
    Why do people drink diet coke?

    Surely it can't be the taste because normal coke tastes 53457345345734795934573497 times better.

    :wink: I love it!
  • HisPathDaily
    HisPathDaily Posts: 672 Member
    Umm ... helloooooo ... at over 8 pounds a gallon I think water is the problem. And MFP "encourages" us to drink water ... it's a sham to keep us fat and keep using this site.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Nope. I have 39,000 units of HCG in my pee last test. High quality stuff. $100 per cup.

    Wow, with that I could probably eat less than 100 calories a day!!! DEAL!!! I'll take 3,403,203 cups!

    Woo! We'll be skinny minny in no time!
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Why do people drink diet coke?

    Surely it can't be the taste because normal coke tastes 53457345345734795934573497 times better.

    Well since you don't like it I'll stop drinking it! Sorry
  • FuneralDiner
    FuneralDiner Posts: 438 Member
    Why do people drink diet coke?

    Surely it can't be the taste because normal coke tastes 53457345345734795934573497 times better.

    Well since you don't like it I'll stop drinking it! Sorry
    Well that was easy. ;P

    It was a serious question though. I think most people just drink it 'cause it has 'diet' in the title.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Umm ... helloooooo ... at over 8 pounds a gallon I think water is the problem. And MFP "encourages" us to drink water ... it's a sham to keep us fat and keep using this site.

    Good point! One more reason to switch to Pepsi
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
    To the pregnant woman urine......
    :indifferent: I just threw up in my mouth a little. :ohwell:

    It's a play on a diet fad that is going around ;-)

    So you don't think I'm a super creep!

    LOL! I havent heard of that fad!! Thx for explaining! :flowerforyou:
  • 1travieza1
    1travieza1 Posts: 11
    This is the best Topic EVER!!
  • kregelkim
    kregelkim Posts: 3 Member
    THis is the funnest thing Ive read all week...I think I burned 170 calories laughing..now I can drink a regular coke :)
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Why do people drink diet coke?

    Surely it can't be the taste because normal coke tastes 53457345345734795934573497 times better.

    Well since you don't like it I'll stop drinking it! Sorry
    Well that was easy. ;P

    It was a serious question though. I think most people just drink it 'cause it has 'diet' in the title.

    I HATE the taste of regular soda
  • moxiecowgirl
    moxiecowgirl Posts: 291 Member
    Wow...I need to slow down when I read. I read the title of this post as "Diet Coke makes people FART". I was all ready to read something I had never seen before about Diet Coke. What a letdown!
  • MissLuana
    MissLuana Posts: 356
    To the pregnant woman urine......
    :indifferent: I just threw up in my mouth a little. :ohwell:

    Does that mean you switched from diet coke to throw up??? LMAO
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
    Umm ... helloooooo ... at over 8 pounds a gallon I think water is the problem. And MFP "encourages" us to drink water ... it's a sham to keep us fat and keep using this site.

    Water IS 8lb a gallon, not over :tongue:
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    To the pregnant woman urine......
    :indifferent: I just threw up in my mouth a little. :ohwell:

    It's a play on a diet fad that is going around ;-)

    So you don't think I'm a super creep!

    LOL! I havent heard of that fad!! Thx for explaining! :flowerforyou:

    It's called HCG, the ULC (ultra low calorie) diet that is not allowed to be talked about on MFP.
  • invisiblemonster
    invisiblemonster Posts: 35 Member
    Why do people drink diet coke?

    Surely it can't be the taste because normal coke tastes 53457345345734795934573497 times better.

    Well since you don't like it I'll stop drinking it! Sorry
    Well that was easy. ;P

    It was a serious question though. I think most people just drink it 'cause it has 'diet' in the title.

    I HATE the taste of regular soda
    me too. tastes like sugary spit.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Umm ... helloooooo ... at over 8 pounds a gallon I think water is the problem. And MFP "encourages" us to drink water ... it's a sham to keep us fat and keep using this site.

    Water IS 8lb a gallon, not over :tongue:

    Metric gallons
  • knk1553
    knk1553 Posts: 438 Member
    Umm ... helloooooo ... at over 8 pounds a gallon I think water is the problem. And MFP "encourages" us to drink water ... it's a sham to keep us fat and keep using this site.

    NO WONDER I HAVENT LOST WEIGHT

    Beer it is from now on then.:drinker:
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
    To the pregnant woman urine......
    :indifferent: I just threw up in my mouth a little. :ohwell:

    Does that mean you switched from diet coke to throw up??? LMAO

    Yeah but now Im washing it down with a tasty Diet Coke!! :wink: I like to change things up every now and then!! :tongue:
  • onikonor
    onikonor Posts: 473 Member
    I switched to pregnant woman urine...

    LOL HCG Diet joke. That's a good one, very subtle.
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
    Why do people drink diet coke?

    Surely it can't be the taste because normal coke tastes 53457345345734795934573497 times better.

    May I have your share then, please?

    And just for the record, I drink diet coke because I like it, not because it says 'diet' on it. Coke takes painfully sweet to me.
  • slepygrl
    slepygrl Posts: 249 Member
    I heard diet coke can make a man's penis smaller and a woman complain more.
  • tammyr112
    tammyr112 Posts: 17
    Why do people drink diet coke?

    Surely it can't be the taste because normal coke tastes 53457345345734795934573497 times better.

    Well since you don't like it I'll stop drinking it! Sorry
    Well that was easy. ;P

    It was a serious question though. I think most people just drink it 'cause it has 'diet' in the title.

    I LOVE diet mt. dew. I was drinking several ( up to 6 a day!! ) Zero calories!! Little did I know the sodium in it was adding 'water weight '. Gonna drink more water n less soda. :)
  • AdrienneKaren
    AdrienneKaren Posts: 168 Member
    I drink diet because that's what I grew up on and the regular stuff makes my teeth feel funny.
  • HisPathDaily
    HisPathDaily Posts: 672 Member
    Technically it's 8.35 ... the whole pint is a pound world 'round is apparently an approximate ...
    Umm ... helloooooo ... at over 8 pounds a gallon I think water is the problem. And MFP "encourages" us to drink water ... it's a sham to keep us fat and keep using this site.

    Water IS 8lb a gallon, not over :tongue:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    diet fizzy make people fat, drink water.

    Too many calories in vs not enough calories burnt makes people fat.

    YOU ALL ARE WRONG! Evil obese gnomes make us fat. When you're family is cursed by a band of gypsys for stealing goats these gnomes which live in your pillow come out at night and inject you with goat fat. There's no cure for the curse you're doomed and your grandchildrens childrens childrens childrens chrildrens childrens......childrens are all cursed with lard butts. It's a terrible thing.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    I heard diet coke can make a man's penis smaller and a woman complain more.

    Hmm I thought that was called marriage.
  • CarSidDar
    CarSidDar Posts: 118 Member
    Umm ... helloooooo ... at over 8 pounds a gallon I think water is the problem. And MFP "encourages" us to drink water ... it's a sham to keep us fat and keep using this site.

    Water IS 8lb a gallon, not over :tongue:

    It also depends on your gallon
    Weight of 1 US Gallon of water = approx. 8.35 lb (about 3.79 kg)
    Weight of 1 Imperial gallon (i.e. UK measure) of water weighs 10 pounds by definition, at a specified temperature and pressure. (4.536 kg)

    Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_does_one_gallon_of_water_weigh#ixzz22Jw1jl4N
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