Help! I had a peanut for lunch

Bumdrahp
Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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Then I had two more.
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  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    SACRALEDGE! Were you in a public place! That should be punishable by death or something. You could have killed someone!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    I'm so scared!
  • ShifuYaku
    ShifuYaku Posts: 504 Member
    Oh no. Better stop eating for the day.

    **reminds me of that scene from Meet the Spartans where Paris tells that other lady she's eaten enough for the day.**
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
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  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Do I DARE have a fruit?! I will get fat! :(
  • xarge
    xarge Posts: 484 Member
    Then I had two more.

    If you didn't chew them, you may track at least a piece of them out! Try green markers.
  • terri0527
    terri0527 Posts: 678 Member
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  • gc_tweety
    gc_tweety Posts: 205 Member
    I just had some with chile and lime and I blame YOU!!
  • jkestens63
    jkestens63 Posts: 1,164 Member
    swine!

    You probably have a huge belly bump now... don't go out of the house looking like that!!!
  • JellyButter
    JellyButter Posts: 160 Member
    It's gonna go straight to your thighs.
  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
    Did you cut them in half first? Or did you leave the shells on? I heard that's better for you.
  • NomNomCupcakes
    NomNomCupcakes Posts: 135 Member
    Do I DARE have a fruit?! I will get fat! :(

    Lololol
  • Laoch_Cailin
    Laoch_Cailin Posts: 414 Member
    I ate one....with some of its friends surrounded by chocolate..mmmmmmm snicker bar. But now I have gained back all my weight in like 5 mins :-(
  • skybird455
    skybird455 Posts: 172 Member
    check out my profile pic....see what happened to me when I ate one?
  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
    OH EM GEE!
    Don't you KNOW how much FAT there is in a peanut!?!?!
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Heres what you do... shove your whole hand down your throat... no dont be silly not just 1 or 2 fingers got the whole thing wrist and all.
  • missfelicia6
    missfelicia6 Posts: 174 Member
    Are you allergic... get thee to a hospital.. if not, get thee to a nunnery or a gym....

    haha...cute
  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    Hope you had one of those with chocolate :love:
  • k7n2w3
    k7n2w3 Posts: 241 Member
    omg peanuts are sooooo fattening, oh but its good fat so eat like 2,000 more but don't dare have an apple cuz that's all sugar.. PUT DOWN THE APPLE PLEASE NO DON"T EAT THE APPLE!!! <cringing>
  • chocolateandpb
    chocolateandpb Posts: 438 Member
    Help I ate two Skinny Cow Peanut Butter Heavenly Crisp bars for lunch! (no really, I did, and I have a tummy ache now, which should stop me from chowing down more than one of these evil Heavenly Crisp bars in the future).

    My username should be peanutbutterbreath. :laugh:
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    It's gonna go straight to your thighs.

    Yep!

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  • linda1243
    linda1243 Posts: 166
    were they *kitten*(u)alted?
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
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  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Help I ate two Skinny Cow Peanut Butter Heavenly Crisp bars for lunch! (no really, I did, and I have a tummy ache now, which should stop me from chowing down more than one of these evil Heavenly Crisp bars in the future).

    My username should be peanutbutterbreath. :laugh:

    rotf I am laughing @ peanutbutterbreath
  • natesangel
    natesangel Posts: 210 Member
    you ppl are evil! the laughter is gonna wake up my family, and then i'll have to deal with them wanting peanuts, and berries, and OMG the cantaloupe and carrots will never be the same!
  • debussyschild
    debussyschild Posts: 804 Member
    I eat 4 tbsp of natural peanut butter a day... guess I'm going to hell!!:devil: :devil: :devil:

    LOL
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    3 peanuts? That's crazy!!! Did you run out?
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    you ppl are evil! the laughter is gonna wake up my family, and then i'll have to deal with them wanting peanuts, and berries, and OMG the cantaloupe and carrots will never be the same!

    OMG!!! You are POISONING your family with fruits!!!!!!
  • FitLink
    FitLink Posts: 1,317 Member
    How nice to make fun of people...
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    3 peanuts? That's crazy!!! Did you run out?

    I will be going for a run later!!! :laugh:

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