Help! I had a peanut for lunch

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  • roxie0920
    roxie0920 Posts: 41
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    How nice to make fun of people...


    How nice to have a sense of humor... is it on vacation?


    I can't figure out who you would be making fun of - Huh? What? Maybe those with nut allergies...?
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    ERMAHGERD! ER HERD 8 PERNERT ERM EN ERMS YERSTERDER! ERM ER GERNA DER?

    ERMAHGER YER GERNER DER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERTERTERK!!!

    NERRRRRR! HERLP MER! GERVE MER MERF TER MERF!

    MERF TER MERF!!!!! ERKER ER YER RERDER? RERSERSERTERTING!

    ERPS! SERRY FER YERSERNG TERNG! ER LERCKED YER FERCE!

    FERCE LERCKERN!!??? YERRMM!!!! AH LERF FERCE LERCKERNS! LERCK ERT HERDER!!!

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    ERMAHGERD! ER WERNER LERK HERDER ERND MER!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    How nice to make fun of people...


    How nice to have a sense of humor... is it on vacation?


    I can't figure out who you would be making fun of - Huh? What? Maybe those with nut allergies...?

    They are lucky!! they wont get fat!!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    ERMAHGERD! ER HERD 8 PERNERT ERM EN ERMS YERSTERDER! ERM ER GERNA DER?

    ERMAHGER YER GERNER DER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERTERTERK!!!

    NERRRRRR! HERLP MER! GERVE MER MERF TER MERF!

    MERF TER MERF!!!!! ERKER ER YER RERDER? RERSERSERTERTING!

    ERPS! SERRY FER YERSERNG TERNG! ER LERCKED YER FERCE!

    FERCE LERCKERN!!??? YERRMM!!!! AH LERF FERCE LERCKERNS! LERCK ERT HERDER!!!

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    ERMAHGERD! ER WERNER LERK HERDER ERND MER!

    HERHERHERHERRRRRR! ER ERM DERING RERT NER!!! E'RM GERNER PER MER PERNTS!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    omg peanuts are sooooo fattening, oh but its good fat so eat like 2,000 more but don't dare have an apple cuz that's all sugar.. PUT DOWN THE APPLE PLEASE NO DON"T EAT THE APPLE!!! <cringing>


    I hope you're joking

    This is not a joking situation, people should never eat apples and only consume peanuts, the "good fat"... oh and diet coke.

    NERVER ERT ERPPLES??! ERRR NERRR!!!!

    OMG i can't stop laughing as I picture someone saying those words and the face accompanying it

    FREAKING KILLS ME! I speak like this all the time now.. ERT NERDS TER STERP!
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    ERMAHGERD! ER HERD 8 PERNERT ERM EN ERMS YERSTERDER! ERM ER GERNA DER?

    ERMAHGER YER GERNER DER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERTERTERK!!!

    NERRRRRR! HERLP MER! GERVE MER MERF TER MERF!

    MERF TER MERF!!!!! ERKER ER YER RERDER? RERSERSERTERTING!

    ERPS! SERRY FER YERSERNG TERNG! ER LERCKED YER FERCE!

    FERCE LERCKERN!!??? YERRMM!!!! AH LERF FERCE LERCKERNS! LERCK ERT HERDER!!!

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    ERMAHGERD! ER WERNER LERK HERDER ERND MER!

    HERHERHERHERRRRRR! ER ERM DERING RERT NER!!! E'RM GERNER PER MER PERNTS!

    DERNT PER! ERF YER SHERVED YER LERGS ERTS GERNA STERNG WHERN THER PER TERCHERS THERM!
  • Squeeks70
    Squeeks70 Posts: 157 Member
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    Watch out, the peanut elves in your belly will put them back together! Just sayin'....did I just say that? LOL
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    ERMAHGERD! ER HERD 8 PERNERT ERM EN ERMS YERSTERDER! ERM ER GERNA DER?

    ERMAHGER YER GERNER DER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERTERTERK!!!

    NERRRRRR! HERLP MER! GERVE MER MERF TER MERF!

    MERF TER MERF!!!!! ERKER ER YER RERDER? RERSERSERTERTING!

    ERPS! SERRY FER YERSERNG TERNG! ER LERCKED YER FERCE!

    FERCE LERCKERN!!??? YERRMM!!!! AH LERF FERCE LERCKERNS! LERCK ERT HERDER!!!

    ermahgerd_d_060612023823.jpg

    ERMAHGERD! ER WERNER LERK HERDER ERND MER!

    HERHERHERHERRRRRR! ER ERM DERING RERT NER!!! E'RM GERNER PER MER PERNTS!

    DERNT PER! ERF YER SHERVED YER LERGS ERTS GERNA STERNG WHERN THER PER TERCHERS THERM!

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    DERS ERS SER GERNGSTER!
  • ChristineDiet
    ChristineDiet Posts: 719 Member
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    I'm confused??? Why can't you have a peanut for lunch??

    I hope you ate your 3 whole peanuts with a knife and fork to prolong the fat getting into your body! You know we have to 'shock' the body at times so we don't get fat!!!

    x
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    ERMAHGERD! ER HERD 8 PERNERT ERM EN ERMS YERSTERDER! ERM ER GERNA DER?

    ERMAHGER YER GERNER DER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERTERTERK!!!

    NERRRRRR! HERLP MER! GERVE MER MERF TER MERF!

    MERF TER MERF!!!!! ERKER ER YER RERDER? RERSERSERTERTING!

    ERPS! SERRY FER YERSERNG TERNG! ER LERCKED YER FERCE!

    FERCE LERCKERN!!??? YERRMM!!!! AH LERF FERCE LERCKERNS! LERCK ERT HERDER!!!

    ermahgerd_d_060612023823.jpg

    ERMAHGERD! ER WERNER LERK HERDER ERND MER!

    HERHERHERHERRRRRR! ER ERM DERING RERT NER!!! E'RM GERNER PER MER PERNTS!

    DERNT PER! ERF YER SHERVED YER LERGS ERTS GERNA STERNG WHERN THER PER TERCHERS THERM!

    ERMAFERKERNGER!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERHERHER! GERD THERNG ER NERVER SHERV MER LERGS! ER HERV CERNRERWS! GERNGSTER LERGS!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    ERMAHGERD! ER HERD 8 PERNERT ERM EN ERMS YERSTERDER! ERM ER GERNA DER?

    ERMAHGER YER GERNER DER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERTERTERK!!!

    NERRRRRR! HERLP MER! GERVE MER MERF TER MERF!

    MERF TER MERF!!!!! ERKER ER YER RERDER? RERSERSERTERTING!

    ERPS! SERRY FER YERSERNG TERNG! ER LERCKED YER FERCE!

    FERCE LERCKERN!!??? YERRMM!!!! AH LERF FERCE LERCKERNS! LERCK ERT HERDER!!!

    ermahgerd_d_060612023823.jpg

    ERMAHGERD! ER WERNER LERK HERDER ERND MER!

    HERHERHERHERRRRRR! ER ERM DERING RERT NER!!! E'RM GERNER PER MER PERNTS!

    DERNT PER! ERF YER SHERVED YER LERGS ERTS GERNA STERNG WHERN THER PER TERCHERS THERM!

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    DERS ERS SER GERNGSTER!

    ERMAGERD!!! DERS WERS ERP!!
  • Elf_Princess1210
    Elf_Princess1210 Posts: 895 Member
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    *GASP!!!* Oh NO! Surely not a peanut or two! Well you just blew the supermodel diet, you better call Kate Moss and ask her what to do when you binge! LOL
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    *GASP!!!* Oh NO! Surely not a peanut or two! Well you just blew the supermodel diet, you better call Kate Moss and ask her what to do when you binge!

    Do you happen to have her number?!
  • doogie52
    doogie52 Posts: 53
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    Peanut Butter Cheese Crackers....:tongue:
  • GnochhiGnomes
    GnochhiGnomes Posts: 348 Member
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    I can totally tell, now you have big fat peanut thighs. (You get one low-fat, sugar-free cookie for guessing the reference).
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    I can totally tell, now you have big fat peanut thighs. (You get one low-fat, sugar-free cookie for guessing the reference).

    er der ner! :(
  • skinnyfithealthyme
    skinnyfithealthyme Posts: 213
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    Not really funny to make fun of those with ED, I'm not offended but come on now :noway:
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Not really funny to make fun of those with ED, I'm not offended but come on now :noway:

    Actually, I wasn't.. LOL . I'm making fun of how people freak the fack otu if they have a god damn apple or banana or eat some freakin' nuts..

    BERT ERKER!
  • jjean905
    jjean905 Posts: 175
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    OMG, I just ate 3 baby carrots. Can you forward me Kate's number also? I don't want to gain back all the weight i've lost.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    You're definitely going to gain weight. Just don't eat any fruit for a week, you don't want to add insult to injury.

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