Favorite T.V Show Characters with Quotes Please!

MrsB724
MrsB724 Posts: 247
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One of my favorite shows is "Trailer Park Boys" and my favorite character is Bubbles followed closely by Mr. Lahey.

Bubbles: " Something's not right... something's f***y."

Lahey: "s**t moths Randy. They started as s**t larvae and then the grew into s**tapillars. A whole pandemic of s**tapillars."


Your turn :)
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  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    Swamp People

    "shoot 'em jacob, shoot 'em!" *accent included*
  • MrsB724
    MrsB724 Posts: 247
    Anybody......hello??
  • LordBezoar
    LordBezoar Posts: 625 Member
    "I aim to misbehave..."

    -- Malcolm Reynolds
  • rybo
    rybo Posts: 5,424 Member
    Anything Al Bundy ever said. But I like this one

    "Here's a tip" THUNK! "Doors are hard"
  • butterflylover527
    butterflylover527 Posts: 940 Member
    Any line from Supernatural!! Some off the top of my head:

    "What kind of house doesn’t have salt? Low sodium freaks!" -Sam

    "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?" -Sam

    "I found a liquor store. And I drank it." -Castiel

    "They're just doughnuts. They're not love." -Dean

    Dean: "Try New Mexico. I hear he is on a tortilla."
    Castiel: "No he is not on any flatbread."

    "Masterful deduction, Sherlock" -Sam

    Ok, I'll stop lol
  • MMKE4ever
    MMKE4ever Posts: 115 Member
    Grey's Anatomy!!!

    -Dr. Preston Burke: The only person that can keep a promise so big is God, and I haven't seen him pick up a scalpel lately.

    -Dr. Derek Shepherd: [to a patient and rapist whose victim bit off his penis] I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we managed to stop the bleeding. The bad news is that we gave your penis to the cops.

    -Dr. Meredith Grey: We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?


    -Dr. Mark Sloan: You're a bad liar.
    Dr. Derek Shepherd: You're old.
  • SeaChele77
    SeaChele77 Posts: 1,103 Member
    "You may call me...Princess Consuela Bananhammock"

    ~Phoebe Buffet

    "Well honey aren't you going to introduce me?"
    "Um yes this is my husband.....Crap Bag""

    ~Phoebe Buffet
    ~Mike Hannigan
  • youcandoit89
    youcandoit89 Posts: 2
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon Cooper: SMART? I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be considered smart!
    HAHA
  • jicarter01
    jicarter01 Posts: 53
    "My coach tried to make me lift weights once.. and I was like why the f*** do I need to lift weights when I can throw a ball over 100 mph? That s*** is heavy!" - KENNY POWERS
  • patkterry
    patkterry Posts: 50
    "Just dropping someone off" DEXTER

    "There will be no shimmy tonight" Douglas Heffernan- King of Queens
  • celieber
    celieber Posts: 9
    Walter White: I am the danger!
  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
    I love it when a plan comes together!
  • sjtreely
    sjtreely Posts: 1,014 Member
    Showing my age .......

    "I brought you Into this world and I'll take you out." Cliff Huxtable
  • mynameiscarrie
    mynameiscarrie Posts: 963 Member
    "You may call me...Princess Consuela Bananhammock"

    ~Phoebe Buffet

    "Well honey aren't you going to introduce me?"
    "Um yes this is my husband.....Crap Bag""

    ~Phoebe Buffet
    ~Mike Hannigan


    P as in Phoebe, H as in Heebie, O as is Obie, E as is Eebie, B as in Beebee, and E as in Ello there Mate!
  • sosino
    sosino Posts: 41
    Any insult by House.

    "Bazinga!!" Sheldon Cooper.

    "Crikey D.M." Penfold off Dangermouse.
  • Sister_Someone
    Sister_Someone Posts: 567 Member
    "Stop looking at me like that. Like you've seen me naked." - Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy
    "Whatever I did, I have proof I didn't do it." - Neal Caffrey, White Collar
    "You have judgment on speed dial." - Neal Caffrey to Peter Burke, White Collar
    "You know, when I kill someone, they're supposed to stay dead." - Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries
    "God, you're hot. Now go away" - Katherine Pierce, The Vampire Diaries
  • SeaChele77
    SeaChele77 Posts: 1,103 Member
    "You may call me...Princess Consuela Bananhammock"

    ~Phoebe Buffet

    "Well honey aren't you going to introduce me?"
    "Um yes this is my husband.....Crap Bag""

    ~Phoebe Buffet
    ~Mike Hannigan


    P as in Phoebe, H as in Heebie, O as is Obie, E as is Eebie, B as in Beebee, and E as in Ello there Mate!

    :D Gotta love Phoebe!!
  • Redbird99ky
    Redbird99ky Posts: 305 Member
    From "Moonlighting" - Bruce Willis "We knew that sooner or later, you'd put two and two together and come up with a fraction!"
  • BaristaX
    BaristaX Posts: 151 Member
    "Once again!, the Gods spread the cheeks to ram co*k in f***ing *kitten*!"

    ~ Quintus Lentulus Batiatus (Spartacus)
  • mgobluetx12
    mgobluetx12 Posts: 1,326 Member
    My favorite - SEINFELD!

    Elaine: "So you're saying 95% of the population is undateable?"

    Jerry: "Undateable!"

    Elaine: "So how are people getting together?"

    Jerry: "Alcohol."
  • KarenAnnne
    KarenAnnne Posts: 190 Member
    Penny........Penny.........Penny (Sheldon Cooper)
  • amanda_ataraxia
    amanda_ataraxia Posts: 400 Member
    Dwight: Prison Mike, what's the very very worst thing about prison?
    Angela: (under her breath) Don't encourage him, don't...
    Michael: The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors! They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt!
    Karen: Dementors... like in Harry Potter?
    Michael: No... Not Harry Potter.
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    Just when I thought you were the most shallow person I ever met you find a way to drain a little bit more from the pool.

    Elaine Benes, Seinfeld
  • DietPep1978
    DietPep1978 Posts: 202
    "You don't know me that well. My angry face and my happy face are the same." - Pam from TrueBlood

    "Because this is not Burger King! You cannot have it your way!" - Cliff/Bill Cosby from The Cosby Show
  • suzieqcookie
    suzieqcookie Posts: 314 Member
    sheldon cooper... "BAZINGA!"
  • cramernh
    cramernh Posts: 3,335 Member
    "Im not insane - my Mom had me tested"....
    "Bazinga!"...
  • nalfavi
    nalfavi Posts: 174 Member
    Game of Thrones
    Tyrion Lannister - "The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c-nts? Where is the god of t-ts and wine?"


    Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon Cooper - The year was 1995, the place, Jackson, Mississippi, having spent 10 hours on a bus, during which I had to twice violate my personal rule against relieving myself on board a moving vehicle, I finally arrived at the 4th annual Dixie Trek Convention only to find that my idol, Wil Wheaton, decided he had better thing to do than show up and sign my action figure.
    Wil Wheaton: What?!
    Sheldon: You betrayed me, Wil Wheaton, now I have my revenge.
  • weefreemen
    weefreemen Posts: 652 Member
    Without doubt, Doctor Who and as for quotes...... "Take me to your leader...."
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    "I aim to misbehave..."

    -- Malcolm Reynolds

    ^^I love me some Mal. How about Shephard Book too..."I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it".
  • jbosick80
    jbosick80 Posts: 47 Member
    Friends: Ross "Pivot"

    Big Bang Theory: Leonard-" Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain."

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