The earth is flat

AlsDonkBoxSquat
AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
in Chit-Chat
I know this because I read it in a book and when I look all around me it appears flatish.
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  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    My trainer told me the same thing.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,449 Member
    The government did a study that says you're right. I'll try to find it.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    I read it on a blog somewhere and I read forums so it must be true.
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    Lies! The earth is round, just look at the pictures.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I fell off once. It wasn't fun. It hurt...alot.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Lies! The earth is round, just look at the pictures.

    I have, that's more proof, the pictures are flat.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,449 Member
    http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/

    Thank you ..I don't believe in Google. I just ask my questions here.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I drove through Nebraska once.
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    Of course it is flat. Haven't you seen the Pirates movie "At Worlds End" how could there be an end if it wasn't flat?
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    The Earth is round damnit. :p

    It's SCIENCE!

    earth.jpg
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    The Earth is round damnit. :p

    It's SCIENCE!

    earth.jpg

    You picture is flat, so the earth is flat.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    The Earth is round damnit. :p

    It's SCIENCE!

    earth.jpg
    That isn't real. Where would they stand to take a picture of the whole Earth?
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    The Earth is round damnit. :p

    It's SCIENCE!

    earth.jpg

    exactly, it's flat and circular, your picture proves it.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    The Earth is round damnit. :p

    It's SCIENCE!

    earth.jpg

    You picture is flat, so the earth is flat.

    i agree. i see a flat picture.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    I don't care for your broscience. The earth is flat, I'm not listening to you any more!! I'm deactivating.


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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Of course, because the sun revolves around the Internet!
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Of course, because the sun revolves around the Internet!

    Duh!
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
    Sounds logical.

    So why did I spend so much time and money on schooling anyway? I could've learned all I need to know from MFP forums...
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    I know this because I read it in a book and when I look all around me it appears flatish.
    You obviously don't live in Newfoundland :P
  • angieleighbyrd
    angieleighbyrd Posts: 989 Member
    Mountains aren't flat. Mountains are on earth. Therefor the earth is not flat.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    I remember learning in school that the earth is round, but those books were outdated and the teacher was old, so they are probably all just into "broscience" and don't have any real evidence. I will believe what my friend told me, and obviously the people here on MFP that agree with my point of view, that the earth is flat.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Mountains aren't flat. Mountains are on earth. Therefor the earth is not flat.

    i saw a picture of the mountains... it was FLAT
  • mirandamayhem
    mirandamayhem Posts: 772
    Lies! The earth is round, just look at the pictures.

    I have, that's more proof, the pictures are flat.

    I just snorted
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I remember learning in school that the earth is round, but those books were outdated and the teacher was old, so they are probably all just into "broscience" and don't have any real evidence. I will believe what my friend told me, and obviously the people here on MFP that agree with my point of view, that the earth is flat.
    I also remember learning that Pluto was a planet and Yugoslavia was a country.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Mountains aren't flat. Mountains are on earth. Therefor the earth is not flat.

    I have never seen a mountain...I don't think they really exist.
  • amymarie8709
    amymarie8709 Posts: 329 Member
    GREAT THREAD!!! JUST MADE MY MORNING!!!
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    As a geologist, I'll confirm that the earth is flat.





    (lying)
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    OMG! The Truman Show was right!
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    I've just conducted my own highly complex experiment. I poured water outside and it just lay there which proves that the earth is flat.

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