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The earth is flat

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  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    If this "earth" (as you call it) is so round, then how come the ocean doesn't just drain off the side? Huh?

    Yeah, I thought so. I know my (celestial) body.
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    don't mind me... I'm just here to be a douche bag.
  • mirandamayhem
    mirandamayhem Posts: 772
    I've just conducted my own highly complex experiment. I poured water outside and it just lay there which proves that the earth is flat.

    Yup, I mean, it's obviously not completely flat, there are slight inclinations
  • phxJames
    phxJames Posts: 20
    Mountains aren't flat. Mountains are on earth. Therefor the earth is not flat.

    Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons are invisible. I am made of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, therefore, I am invisible.
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    The world IS flat. And balanced on the back of four elephants which are standing upon the back of a giant turtle.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    I've just conducted my own highly complex experiment. I poured water outside and it just lay there which proves that the earth is flat.

    Yup, I mean, it's obviously not completely flat, there are slight inclinations

    Well yeah, I mean I'm not stupid. I'm highly intelligent actually...and I'm writing a psych paper on ALL of you.
  • mirandamayhem
    mirandamayhem Posts: 772
    The world IS flat. And balanced on the back of four elephants which are standing upon the back of a giant turtle.

    And there is a giant holding up the sky
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    If this "earth" (as you call it) is so round, then how come the ocean doesn't just drain off the side? Huh?

    Yeah, I thought so. I know my (celestial) body.

    Apparently, there are these giant ice mountains that surround the circumference of the Earth. Thus preventing the water from spilling over.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    I've just conducted my own highly complex experiment. I poured water outside and it just lay there which proves that the earth is flat.

    Yup, I mean, it's obviously not completely flat, there are slight inclinations

    Well yeah, I mean I'm not stupid. I'm highly intelligent actually...and I'm writing a psych paper on ALL of you.

    Just burst out laughing.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    As a geologist, I'll confirm that the earth is flat.





    (lying)

    As a Geographer, I can assure that the earth is in fact not round.... (not lying).
  • mirandamayhem
    mirandamayhem Posts: 772
    I've just conducted my own highly complex experiment. I poured water outside and it just lay there which proves that the earth is flat.

    Yup, I mean, it's obviously not completely flat, there are slight inclinations

    Well yeah, I mean I'm not stupid. I'm highly intelligent actually...and I'm writing a psych paper on ALL of you.

    I've already written one, and I reported you in particular to the FBI, you smell a funny colour
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Am I allowed to be snarky here???
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    I've just conducted my own highly complex experiment. I poured water outside and it just lay there which proves that the earth is flat.

    Yup, I mean, it's obviously not completely flat, there are slight inclinations

    Well yeah, I mean I'm not stupid. I'm highly intelligent actually...and I'm writing a psych paper on ALL of you.

    I've already written one, and I reported you in particular to the FBI, you smell a funny colour

    and you spell color funny... :laugh:
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Well it is flat. When I look out the window it is flat. When I walk on the ground, I don't fall down, so it must be flat.
  • mirandamayhem
    mirandamayhem Posts: 772
    I've just conducted my own highly complex experiment. I poured water outside and it just lay there which proves that the earth is flat.

    Yup, I mean, it's obviously not completely flat, there are slight inclinations

    Well yeah, I mean I'm not stupid. I'm highly intelligent actually...and I'm writing a psych paper on ALL of you.

    I've already written one, and I reported you in particular to the FBI, you smell a funny colour

    and you spell color funny... :laugh:


    :laugh:
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    I've just conducted my own highly complex experiment. I poured water outside and it just lay there which proves that the earth is flat.

    Yup, I mean, it's obviously not completely flat, there are slight inclinations

    Well yeah, I mean I'm not stupid. I'm highly intelligent actually...and I'm writing a psych paper on ALL of you.

    Just burst out laughing.

    Um, could you all just stop laughing at me, okay? I didn't come on MFP to be laughed at, I came on for support. You're all just so mean.
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
    So my entire life has been a lie???
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    don't mind me... I'm just here to be a douche bag.

    You must have a great sense of accomplishment today, congratulations. :flowerforyou:
    So my entire life has been a lie???

    Not all of it, this part has been real.
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
    I read it on a blog somewhere and I read forums so it must be true.

    They can't put it online if it isn't true.:tongue:
  • tangal88
    tangal88 Posts: 689
    The Earth is round damnit. :p

    It's SCIENCE!

    earth.jpg

    PHOTOSHOPPED!
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    Not only is the earth flat, it is also rectangular. See:

    flat-planet.jpg

    That picture was actually taken from the International Space Station.

    I'm seriously serious.
  • jordanrainssupreme
    jordanrainssupreme Posts: 1
    The world IS flat. And balanced on the back of four elephants which are standing upon the back of a giant turtle.

    Proof!

    octavo1.jpg
  • Asil02
    Asil02 Posts: 261
    Well Stanley is flat. Stanely has been around the world. Ergo both Stanley and the world are flat. stanley-1.jpg
    And when I get a flat tire, it is only flat on the bottom. So I am thinking (gathering a hypothosis) that the world then is only flat on the bottom.
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
    flat? really. I was always told it was round. oh geez. Flat it is then.

    :laugh:
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    can I spot reduce the earth?
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    The Earth is round damnit. :p

    It's SCIENCE!

    earth.jpg

    Scientifically it is not....
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    can I spot reduce the earth?

    What for? It's already FLAT!
  • dhakiyya
    dhakiyya Posts: 481 Member
    I've just conducted my own highly complex experiment. I poured water outside and it just lay there which proves that the earth is flat.

    Yup, I mean, it's obviously not completely flat, there are slight inclinations

    Well yeah, I mean I'm not stupid. I'm highly intelligent actually...and I'm writing a psych paper on ALL of you.

    I've already written one, and I reported you in particular to the FBI, you smell a funny colour

    and you spell color funny... :laugh:

    no, you spell colour funny. and the earth's not flat, it's apartment.

    :laugh:
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    can I spot reduce the earth?

    What for? It's already FLAT!

    well if its that flat, can we give it implants? you know.. to boost its self esteem.
  • rlmadrid
    rlmadrid Posts: 694 Member
    I know this because I read it in a book and when I look all around me it appears flatish.
    You obviously don't live in Newfoundland :P

    Unless you live in Fogo, that's the fourth corner of the flat world! http://www.itaylorresearch.com/fes_images.html
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