Zombie Survival Partner

digitalmayhap
digitalmayhap Posts: 141 Member
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I saw this on a different forum somewhere

Look directly in front of you (besides your monitor or your phone). the first thing you see will be your main weapon
Look directly to either side of you, the first thing you see will be your second weapon

The person who replies after you is your partner and gets to rate how your team would fare if there was a zombie apocalypse


I'll start and we'll see what happens with this

Main Weapon: Can of febreze
Second weapon: spiral notebook

*cough - already doomed - cough*
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  • HelloSweetie4
    HelloSweetie4 Posts: 1,214 Member
    Yeap doomed is right!

    Main weapon - My wrangler
    second weapon - An over-stuffed three ring binder.

    hmmmm
  • Fatal1ty2k5
    Fatal1ty2k5 Posts: 333 Member
    I saw this on a different forum somewhere

    Look directly in front of you. the first thing you see will be your main weapon
    Look directly to either side of you, the first thing you see will be your second weapon

    The person who replies after you is your partner and gets to rate how your team would fare if there was a zombie apocalypse


    I'll start and we'll see what happens with this

    Main Weapon: Can of febreze
    Second weapon: spiral notebook

    *cough - already doomed - cough*

    Dude were all on PCs or phones to read the thread. You fcked over all mfp'ers. We get monitors or smart phones as our first weapon.

    20" moniter for 1st weapon
    A empty can of coke zero for my second.
  • digitalmayhap
    digitalmayhap Posts: 141 Member

    Dude were all on PCs or phones to read the thread. You fcked over all mfp'ers. We get monitors or smart phones as our first weapon.

    A empty can of coke zero for my second.

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  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    Main Weapon: aluminum water bottle

    Secondary Weapon: H&K USP .40 :wink:

    I just might be okay....
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    17in monitor

    Cubicle walls

    We will be fine because we could google how to fight like chuck norris and hire the A Team online to rescue us
  • peles_fire
    peles_fire Posts: 501
    Main weapon: A plastic, dishwasher safe high-chair tray
    Second weapon: a dining room chair

    I am such a bad *kitten* anyway, I will be able to MacGyver it and those zombies are goin' DOWN!! :mad:
  • cheekydeeky
    cheekydeeky Posts: 146 Member
    my name plate from my desk
    and a cardboard box...

    good thing i've been doing c25k cuz i'mma be running!
  • I_love_frogs
    I_love_frogs Posts: 340 Member
    Stuffed beanbag frog and stapler.

    I have no chance...I'm so getting assimilated into the zombies :(

    I should probably welcome my new zombie overlords....
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
    Main weapon: Scissors- orange handle
    Secondary weapon: Scissors- blue handle

    I might have a shot in hell.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    Main Weapon: screwdriver
    Secondary Weapon: scissors

    Three pairs of scissors and a screwdriver....we got this!!
  • kmm7309
    kmm7309 Posts: 802 Member
    Water Bottle
    Floss

    I am screwed.
  • mightyafrodyte
    mightyafrodyte Posts: 148 Member
    First Weapon: A pair of shears
    Second Weapon: A bottle of dishwashing liquid?

    I feel good about the first weapon... the second one, not so much.
  • HisPathDaily
    HisPathDaily Posts: 672 Member
    Hmm ...

    Main: Suticase
    Secondary: Lamp ... but it's a mid-sized stainless steel base/post ... so it actually looks pretty good!

    Suitcase ain't going to help much ...

    OH! but I could use it for a shield ... and lock myself in if I get in a really bad position!
  • purpleroses1021
    purpleroses1021 Posts: 46 Member
    So if my Purse is beside me do I get to use everything within it? If SO....

    I have car keys.... nail file....hair brush...epi pen.... rescue inhaler.. oh and I have a 9MM with 14 rounds

    Second weapon? a britta filter bottle?
  • peles_fire
    peles_fire Posts: 501
    First Weapon: A pair of shears
    Second Weapon: A bottle of dishwashing liquid?

    I feel good about the first weapon... the second one, not so much.

    don't worry, you can use the second weapon to clean up the goo left behind. Your place will be the cleanest one after the apocalypse!
  • MichelleB1427
    MichelleB1427 Posts: 73
    1st weapon- 2oz. bottle of Aruba Coconut hand lotion.
    2nd weapon- My plastic paper stand.

    This should be fun. lol.
  • khristiana
    khristiana Posts: 131 Member
    First weapon = Stapler
    Second Weapon = Large Potted Plant

    Oh great....

    LOL
  • Savemyshannon
    Savemyshannon Posts: 334 Member
    First weapon: A small bottle of antibacterial hand spray from Bath and Body works
    Second weapon: A nursing textbook

    ... I'm dead, but at least I'll go out smelling like Japanese Cherry Blossom?
  • cotso
    cotso Posts: 86
    I like our chances!!

    Main weapon - rubber band
    second weapon - thumbtack
  • smtillman2
    smtillman2 Posts: 756 Member
    Scissors
    A Phone (you know the kind that sits on a desk and has a cord)

    I'm pretty confident that I would be fine. If all else fails I can just call for help!!!
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
    I saw this on a different forum somewhere

    Look directly in front of you (besides your monitor or your phone). the first thing you see will be your main weapon
    Look directly to either side of you, the first thing you see will be your second weapon

    The person who replies after you is your partner and gets to rate how your team would fare if there was a zombie apocalypse


    I'll start and we'll see what happens with this

    Main Weapon: Can of febreze
    Second weapon: spiral notebook

    *cough - already doomed - cough*
    Hmmmmmmm what would McGiver do........
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
    if i look at the first thing, a pillow, but a little further ahead is my sp2022 sig.
    to my side is my phone.

    bring it on!!
  • peles_fire
    peles_fire Posts: 501
    I saw this on a different forum somewhere

    Look directly in front of you (besides your monitor or your phone). the first thing you see will be your main weapon
    Look directly to either side of you, the first thing you see will be your second weapon

    The person who replies after you is your partner and gets to rate how your team would fare if there was a zombie apocalypse


    I'll start and we'll see what happens with this

    Main Weapon: Can of febreze
    Second weapon: spiral notebook

    *cough - already doomed - cough*
    Hmmmmmmm what would McGiver do........

    He would use the plastic high chair tray as a shield and make a bow and arrows out of the dining room chair of course! Stay tuned! I think I may even have a tampon around here somewhere - molatov cocktail anyone?
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Shat! Primary a Bic Pen seconday a WiMAX modem lol... what give me a few I can right the modem to blow... set.
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    First weapon, purse....oh lawd!
    Second weapon ceramic mug, ok...
    I think it'd be ok....I'm feeling pretty good about team, not doomed!
  • predent
    predent Posts: 95
    Main weapon: Coffee Table
    Second weapon: My border collie

    WELL, my dog could herd the zoms while I hide under the table... I guess? D:
  • Twilightsunflower
    Twilightsunflower Posts: 324 Member
    Main: empty coffee mug
    Second: a toddlers folding chair....


    time to cross country train for me!
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    Large brass lamp...that works
    Coffee coaster...not so much
  • chris82horseman
    chris82horseman Posts: 131
    First Weapon - Clipboard

    Second Weapon - Kindle

    Cardio, Cardio, Cardio.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    There just so happens to be a machete hanging on the wall in front of me, Yes, I have a machete hanging on the wall.

    Main weapon- machete
    Second weapon- a large moody calico cat

    I think we're good!

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