MFP Crushes

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  • TonyM1984
    TonyM1984 Posts: 267 Member
    having a mfp crush is like going to strip club...all you due is get blue balls and end up finishing the job urself

    Depends on what club you go to! I know about this place where...
  • Turtlehurdle
    Turtlehurdle Posts: 412 Member
    No one. F%ck. Stop asking this!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Or in you?

    YES...If a man said that, I'd be SWOONING! And jumping his bones, of course!

    In you, In you, In you...rolls you over...from behind from behind!!
  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
    :laugh:
    Lotta pretty girls, too bad none live close enough to be my workout buddy :frown:

    ...or your dishwasher

    Back when I did have dishes I paid my sister to do it for me. She complains about being broke, being the good brother that I am I let her earn some cash rather than take a handout.

    well bless your heart :heart:

    he's a piece of work

    anyone who is southern gets what I'm sayn here

    I totally get it...HE IS A DOUCHE!
    As for MFP crushes....if I can out run them they are mine!

    douchecanoe FTW

    :laugh:
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    nothing makes me more jelly then when i see girls flirting with my MFP crush ... :noway: :mad: :angry: :explode:
    :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:
    girl go find your own stranger off the internet! :grumble: :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:

    lol #pathetic

    BAHAHA!...bishes
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Start sending nude pictures. Why not hit up a motel. Something. Why does it have to be so secret. I mean I let my crush know who they were by sending them a picture of me totally naked sayin wanna bang? Thats just how I roll!

    Listen b!tch...where is mine??? I'm very disappointed...


    I sent it to you darling! didn't you get it?

    Does it SOUND like I got it?? :grumble:
  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
    My future crush will be the moderator that terminates crush threads.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    oh cripes...

    remind me again why I want a crush?
  • Beleg
    Beleg Posts: 227 Member
    I have a crush but I wouldn't dare tell her. Afraid she would defriend me. :(
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    I'm just going to start telling my crushes, "I want to be on you."

    that's pretty unfair and one-sided.

    you should tell them you want them on you, too.
    on your back.NOW
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    having a mfp crush is like going to strip club...all you due is get blue balls and end up finishing the job urself

    bah ha ha! you would know!
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Or in you?

    YES...If a man said that, I'd be SWOONING! And jumping his bones, of course!

    In you, In you, In you...rolls you over...from behind from behind!!


    *excuses herself to go take care of something...*
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    *ahem*
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,652 Member
    I do, more than one, and not all of them know it. :wink:

    Just wish they lived closer to me...
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    Or in you?

    YES...If a man said that, I'd be SWOONING! And jumping his bones, of course!

    In you, In you, In you...rolls you over...from behind from behind!!


    *excuses herself to go take care of something...*

    *runs after you* lemme give you a hand
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    I do, more than one, and not all of them know it. :wink:

    Just wish they lived closer to me...

    if I had a dollar for everytime I made this wish . . .
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    nada so far haha

    the guy that posted that is so handsome....yet so young....bless his heart.
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    I do, more than one, and not all of them know it. :wink:

    Just wish they lived closer to me...

    No kidding :grumble:
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    kicked back, feet up on the desk, eating red grapes, thinking about them right now....

    in detail.

    good times.
  • cindys0417
    cindys0417 Posts: 1,279 Member
    I have a crush but I wouldn't dare tell her. Afraid she would defriend me. :(

    Just tell her..she might be thinking the same about you..
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    nada so far haha

    the guy that posted that is so handsome....yet so young....bless his heart.

    he hasn't met me yet
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    nada so far haha

    the guy that posted that is so handsome....yet so young....bless his heart.

    he hasn't met me yet

    that is so true.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Or in you?

    YES...If a man said that, I'd be SWOONING! And jumping his bones, of course!

    In you, In you, In you...rolls you over...from behind from behind!!


    *excuses herself to go take care of something...*

    *runs after you* lemme give you a hand

    You're always so good to me....how about giving me both?!
  • Pantera69
    Pantera69 Posts: 177 Member
    There coming along. But none on me :(
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    Def not crushing on any, but there are for sure some cuties on here!!! :bigsmile:
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    There coming along. But none on me :(

    Are you friggin' kidding me... you are someone I would LOVE to crush on and with ALL day....
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,007 Member
    There coming along. But none on me :(
    they're
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    There coming along. But none on me :(
    they're

    Thank you. I was dying inside.
  • Cese27
    Cese27 Posts: 626 Member
    I wish !
  • Nickstery
    Nickstery Posts: 324 Member
    Orange
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